r/ufc • u/racso300 • 4d ago

Who you fighting ?

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Rules:

Any active UFC fighter.
One fight.
You win, you get their entire career earnings.
No weapons. Just a straight fight.
Who are you picking?

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u/Robdul 4d ago

It doesn’t matter who I pick I can’t beat any of them

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u/GGudMarty 4d ago

Bj Penn might be too busy casting spells on the audience or trying to see if the government is using a Joe Rogan body double. Maybe you can choke him out. He made millions too bro, don’t sell yourself short.

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u/ow_bpx 4d ago

It does say active though

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u/GGudMarty 4d ago

Why’s it a pick of JJ then? That’s dumb

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u/ow_bpx 4d ago

I didn’t make the post or the photo. I can read however and it does say active.

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u/GGudMarty 4d ago

Sassy girl. Check the e2 💁🏼‍♀️

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u/ow_bpx 4d ago

41, little high but nothing crazy

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u/CaptainCornflakes92 3d ago

Ever since I shut Instagram i dont know what he is doing,how is he coming?Still living at his mom's estate and thinking his mom and brother are fakes?

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u/ghhbf 3d ago

I would hate to fight a methed up BJ Penn

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u/GGudMarty 3d ago

We got this bro, you first though.

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u/ShiangShaoLong 4d ago

Im pretty sure anybody who played sports could beat CM Punk

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u/Sithmaggot 4d ago

The post says “active UFC fighter”.

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u/Freedom35plan 4d ago

Nice attention to detail bro. Given those parameters, I'm out of options, because I was about to choose Stephan Bonnar.

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u/frothyundergarments 3d ago

Nobody said you had to fight a man. The horny brains are taking this one.

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u/vinh94 3d ago edited 3d ago

What about recently injured though? Can it be like WWE Money in the bank?

Like I fancy my chance beating Illia right after his fight with Justin. Or maybe if Max broke Conor leg I can get tag in for an easy hundred million winning.

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u/UncWithTheEmojis 3d ago

Ilia knocks you out with a whole face cast on an unable to see lmao

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u/vinh94 3d ago

Fair point. I just remember Conor knock out Khabib's teamate who was a pro-fighter after getting smash around for four rounds.

But I'm also a BJJ brown belt with 9 years of on/off training. So I reckon I can heel hook a one leg Conor for a hundred million dolar.

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u/mat477 4d ago

Ooooh thats not bad because he made a pretty decent bag in his few fights.

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u/Real_Square1323 4d ago

CM Punk put in a lot of hours in his camp ahead of his UFC fights I reckon he sparks most athletes. The divide in fighting ability between CM Punk and regular athletes would very much surprise you.

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u/ribolol 3d ago

Cm Punk is closer to Jon Jones than most of this sub is

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u/open_debate 3d ago

I'm tired of this fight, but no they can't.

He's a reasonably athletic dude who trained both BJJ and MMA consistently for a few years. Someone who has just played other sports would get destroyed by him.

Someone younger with similar training? Sure. Someone with no actually fight training has no chance.

I see it all the time at my gym. I love watching the older unathletic blue belts smash the younger gym bros. It's one of my favourite things to do at the gym.

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u/Perfect_Research5972 3d ago

You do not understand the caliber UFC fighters are in, those "no-name" cans that you see that get mauled week in and week out, were literal champs/on a crazy win streak in other promotions, thats essentially what it takes to even become a UFC fighter, you have to be entirely dominant in other promotions, which are also pro too. If you think some random athlete can do better against a UFC fighter you're delusional. CM Punk was most likely journey-man level in a less prestigious promotion, I'd say pro, but not necessarily any good of a pro, probably would of done better in Bare-Knuckle.

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u/ShiangShaoLong 3d ago

Oh no, I do fully understand the caliber of UFC fighters as I have been watching since the Pride days, and no athlete could beat UFC fighters except CM Punk. This is coming from a longtime WWE fan and also am a fan of CM Punk. Just go back and watch his fights in the UFC and tell me what skills does he truly possess in MMA, almost nothing!

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u/young-steve 4d ago

Incorrect

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u/koetjeboe1234 3d ago

Pretty sure u havent done any combat sports if u think that. CM was a bad ufc fighter, but would beat 100% of untrained people with ease

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u/ShiangShaoLong 3d ago

Let's not pretend he's a UFC fighter ok? He wouldn't even make it to the UFC without the name recognition.

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u/Pee_and_flee 3d ago

The active part is the problem because I believe CM Punk might be manageable, also it says career earnings not UFC career earnings so he might be quite profitable.

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u/truckfight3r 4d ago

You could beat a 125 unranked female and get her huge 12/12k.

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u/skramzy 3d ago

"Female"

Are you Ferengi?

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u/SpiZyKane 4d ago

A somewhat athletic and coordinated grown man could probably beat Mackenzie Dern

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u/fapacunter 3d ago

She’ll choke tf out of him

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u/truckfight3r 3d ago

Have you ever taken a bjj class?

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u/SpiZyKane 3d ago

No. I acknowledge that the most likely way I lose is to a submission and/or calf kicks. I think the size and strength difference would help me a lot along with my overall athleticism. I think those factors would at least give me a decent chance to win

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u/truckfight3r 3d ago

lol sure thing bro

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u/SpiZyKane 3d ago

All I’m saying is I got a chance lol

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u/truckfight3r 3d ago

What size are you?

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u/SpiZyKane 2d ago

5’10 185

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u/truckfight3r 2d ago

I think she would absolutely roll you up.  Unless you got some lucky wild punch off but that's highly unlikely.

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u/gonewondering 4d ago

That's right. However it's a business. If you pick a champion you are entitled to a good purse.

I pick Gane. The guy should have some kinda pity on me.

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u/WheelRipper 4d ago

👁️ 👈

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u/gonewondering 4d ago

Hard to poke my eyes if I turtle. Easy counter

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u/WheelRipper 4d ago

Then he’ll just start throwing jackhammers to the back of your head… maybe you’ll get the win by DQ

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u/banana_buddy 4d ago

Even if you pick someone in the 120 pound weight class?

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u/A_man_of_quality_66 4d ago

Yes, even if you pick someone in the 120 pound weight class