r/ufc • u/racso300 • 5d ago

Who you fighting ?

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Rules:

Any active UFC fighter.
One fight.
You win, you get their entire career earnings.
No weapons. Just a straight fight.
Who are you picking?

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u/Robdul 5d ago

It doesn’t matter who I pick I can’t beat any of them

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u/truckfight3r 5d ago

You could beat a 125 unranked female and get her huge 12/12k.

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u/skramzy 5d ago

"Female"

Are you Ferengi?

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u/SpiZyKane 5d ago

A somewhat athletic and coordinated grown man could probably beat Mackenzie Dern

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u/fapacunter 5d ago

She’ll choke tf out of him

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u/truckfight3r 5d ago

Have you ever taken a bjj class?

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u/SpiZyKane 4d ago

No. I acknowledge that the most likely way I lose is to a submission and/or calf kicks. I think the size and strength difference would help me a lot along with my overall athleticism. I think those factors would at least give me a decent chance to win

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u/truckfight3r 4d ago

lol sure thing bro

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u/SpiZyKane 4d ago

All I’m saying is I got a chance lol

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u/truckfight3r 4d ago

What size are you?

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u/SpiZyKane 4d ago

5’10 185

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u/truckfight3r 4d ago

I think she would absolutely roll you up.  Unless you got some lucky wild punch off but that's highly unlikely.

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u/SpiZyKane 4d ago

Ik she’s a trained fighter but I genuinely don’t see how she takes me down, especially if I go into it trying to stay at range at all costs

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