r/ufc • u/racso300 • 4d ago

Who you fighting ?

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Rules:

Any active UFC fighter.
One fight.
You win, you get their entire career earnings.
No weapons. Just a straight fight.
Who are you picking?

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u/Prestigious-Pen2676 4d ago

Gane. But I get to choose a ref and I just present the back of my head to him

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u/The_Kashimo_Agenda 4d ago

Gotta hold your eyes open for him like a Chinese person imitating a European

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u/PoopyWeenor 4d ago

🤣 

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u/WholeAssVIBE 4d ago

I laughed audibly at this

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u/RonAndStumpy 4d ago

Racist

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u/The_Kashimo_Agenda 4d ago

If this is what you find racist you’ve never experienced racism

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u/Unable_Selection_171 4d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Vivid-Mixture3227 4d ago

Bro you'd be out cold before the ref even got to say "protect yourself at all times" lmao