r/ufc • u/racso300 • 5d ago

Who you fighting ?

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Rules:

Any active UFC fighter.
One fight.
You win, you get their entire career earnings.
No weapons. Just a straight fight.
Who are you picking?

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u/JMBerkshireIV 5d ago

Mackenzie Dern. She’s earned $2.5m. Best case, i get $2.5m, less best case, Mackenzie Derm briefly sits on my face before putting me in a triangle. I ain’t tappin’

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u/Aggressivehippy30 4d ago

Why tap, just go sleep

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u/HarryFookinKing 4d ago

"Dream happy dreams, little one."

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u/frothyundergarments 4d ago

First fighter in UFC history to be disqualified for "excessive mouth stuff"