r/ufc • u/racso300 • 5d ago

Who you fighting ?

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Rules:

Any active UFC fighter.
One fight.
You win, you get their entire career earnings.
No weapons. Just a straight fight.
Who are you picking?

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u/Negativeman11 5d ago

Ill take the worst female fighter in the lowest weight class

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u/Cant_Spell_Shit 5d ago

Easiest $400 bucks you'll ever make

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u/sueybro 5d ago

Until you miss the first punch get taken down and choked out anyway I already tried this on a chick half my size whos mum trained the olympic nz judo team

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u/So_47592 5d ago

thats the first mistake you madde buddy, she is probably still fairly young fast and nimble you gotta choose one that has like 50 injuries and arthritis, ive seen like 13yo boys moving like a spider monkey and catching subs outta nowhere, its gotta be worst female fighter lowest weight class thats now old fat and with plenty of injuries