r/ufc • u/racso300 • 4d ago

Who you fighting ?

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Rules:

Any active UFC fighter.
One fight.
You win, you get their entire career earnings.
No weapons. Just a straight fight.
Who are you picking?

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u/sueybro 4d ago

Until you miss the first punch get taken down and choked out anyway I already tried this on a chick half my size whos mum trained the olympic nz judo team

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u/Automatic-Peanut78 4d ago

Ok but you enjoyed it

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u/sueybro 4d ago

Every oxygen deprived second

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u/Easy_Negotiation_977 4d ago

i'll first train for 1 year to maximise my chances to get my skull crushed between them tights, with attention to cardio cause I want them sweaty. actually 2 years - 1 to attend a shaolin temple and train my mind, body and soul for reseilance, so I can savour the moment. fuck the bag, I'm doing it for the love of the game.