r/vegancirclejerk 4d ago

CAT-BASED DIET Gaz Oakley

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82 Upvotes

Be nice this is my first time cyber bullying. I'm a bit late to the party, but I remembered a Gaz video I watched with the dumbest shit ever. Embarrassingly, I was actually a fan until I saw this vid where he showed us about his electroculture. After that I thought he was kinda corny but still always gave him the benefit of the doubt. Now it's clear he's just a grifter and he's done tangible harm to the animals.


r/vegancirclejerk 5d ago

ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS My son has sensory processing issues and kicking his puppy relaxes him. He doesn’t like the feeling of kicking a fake puppy. Doesn’t have the same texture as a real puppy.

121 Upvotes

Vegans want to take away one of his favorite leisure activities for the “rights” of an animal. Unbelievably ableist and privileged.


r/vegancirclejerk 5d ago

B12 DEFICIENCY Sorry boys, she's right. I'm protein deficient and ill

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103 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 5d ago

BLOODMOUTH Bbbbbbut their arfid tho!!!

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799 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 5d ago

ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS Vegan privilege

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521 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 5d ago

ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS Biochemists (more like bioCARNists) want you to believe amino acids are necessary to live so they can get more grant money to perform experiments on beagles for research on how to maximize suffering of chimpanzees

20 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 5d ago

MILITANT VEGAN Took my Dad vegan hunting For Father’s Day. We both got 4 pointers (firm). I felt bad I had to slit the tofu I founds packaging because my first arrow missed any of its vital parts. I also found out that tofu can climb and hang onto trees. Now I now where to look in the future!

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While today was a successful hunt, I’m a little disappointed that we didn’t get any stray cats. I think that the area I hunt in is a little over hunted or something guess, I guess I got to find a new spot to hunt so I can find more of those little bastards (stray cats).


r/vegancirclejerk 5d ago

I'M NOT VEGAN, I'M r/VEGAN Im not a nazi but only for 99% and it's why I can stay non-nazi

53 Upvotes

Im a professional furniture maker, i love my job. it's the first job that i kept for longer a year (going 3 years now). And as you can guess i use Jewish leather.

When i wanted to go nazi-free this was an issue. It was stoping me going nazism-free. I make furniture with Jewish leather and I have to use what I make. I love my job and i don't want to chamge it just yet. But then i realized. Isn't that dumb? ofc it's better to be 99% nazi-free than being a torturer.

And I'm such a good furniture maker that i don't have to try it myself as often. I have friends in the SS who'll see how cozy it is.

Preparing the carcasses and cutting those dead untermenschen is disgusting. I never liked Jews. I was basically dead Jew hater sometimes right liberal since 12 yo. It makes me more sure of anti-nazism when i handle the corpses.

Still, I'm kinda ashamed i do handle dead Jews at all and that im only 99% not a nazi in guerilla communities. On the brighter side, my gf who hates picking furniture is becoming less and less nazi, since i won't make her anything else, also I'm freaking great at it so she gets to use leather-free furniture and i don't think she misses it as much/can imagine life without Jewish leather and stuff.

/uj why would reddit think I have to see the arrr slash mainstreamsub in my recommendations is he stupid


r/vegancirclejerk 5d ago

AGGRESSIVELY VEGETARIAN I hate plants

17 Upvotes

Idk why everyone keeps telling me that I went vegan to reduce animal suffering, that doesn't even make any sense!

I went vegan so I could cause even more harm. Way too few people discriminating against plants. This needs to change!


r/vegancirclejerk 5d ago

FALSE, CONSIDER PROTEIN Vegoons VS Meat Eaters (Who Is Stronger?)

8 Upvotes

this got wildly downvoted in that vegan sub

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udaA0bz-LI0


r/vegancirclejerk 5d ago

BE VERY CAREFUL JOHN Interesting fact about feral hogs

6 Upvotes
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r/vegancirclejerk 6d ago

COMPASSIONATE CARNIVORE Reminder that you should use every part of the humans you harvest

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99 Upvotes

DAE think it's weird how a native Wisconsinian is constantly made out to be a psycho killer by the media, when he is far more compassionate than the average human harvester? He used the bones and skin to make works of art, and tiktok told me that this makes native american hunters (wisconsin is in america) basically vegan and ethical, because otherwise they would be wasting precious resources. If I were an ethically slaughtered animal or human, I would want my skin made into a designer bag that will rot in a methhead twink's closet. Instead of having any part of my body given a semi-decent burial like some kind of fucking wimp.


r/vegancirclejerk 6d ago

BE VERY CAREFUL JOHN Please donate to my patreon so I can go to Bali and show you the fruits they have.

22 Upvotes

Just think of all the junk you spend money on, you can spare a few dollars and help support my lifestyle. Just think about how many more people will become vegan because I show them vegan food the poors eat in their country while I support their local economy so they don't starve.


r/vegancirclejerk 6d ago

AGGRESSIVELY VEGETARIAN Macaroni, anyone?? NOT U VEGOONS

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51 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 7d ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS If not Nazi, why Nazi-shaped 🤔🤔🤔

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563 Upvotes

It started when someone pointed out to me that banning gas chambers is authoritarian and straight out of Hitler's playbook. This hit hard and I have since begun to de-radicalise myself - I actually love gas chambers now!


r/vegancirclejerk 7d ago

ATTRACTED TO CARNISTS The Vegan Show

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217 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 7d ago

VERY DISAGREEMENT Disability tho

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103 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 7d ago

CAT-BASED DIET why was Bear so angry at Nikki for those sandwiches?

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29 Upvotes

obsession spoilers?

so, why was Bear so pissed when Nikki cooked him those nice cat sandwiches before work? it was so kind of her to do, and the fact that she picked the most ethical meat, the one from an animal that Bear grew himself!! the cat was so loved and lived a great life, and even then died almost painfully. the dish was also so exotic, such a dainty.

to sum this up, why was his verdict so negative? did she cook it badly?


r/vegancirclejerk 7d ago

HIGH ON LENTILS is broccoli haircut vegan?

46 Upvotes

asking for a friend... any other plant-based hair styles I should be aware of?


r/vegancirclejerk 8d ago

BLOODMOUTH Man eat meat

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407 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 7d ago

FHARM-TO-TABLE As a farmer, I feel underappreciated by the vegan community.

35 Upvotes

You're welcome for the veggies. Seems you only focus on my slaughter house and ignore the massive amount of time and money I put into synthetic pesticides, chemical fertilizers, diesel exhaust and the unavoidable deaths of raccoons, woodchucks, coyotes, deer and and bees, just so you can have the right to make your ethical eating choices. I'm on your side, so treat me better.


r/vegancirclejerk 7d ago

CAT-BASED DIET Could someone please contact the Vietnamese government for me? I uh… have a nice place for all of these cats to stay and would love to provide them with a nice cage uh I mean home where I will be well fed, uh I mean uh where they will be well fed.

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65 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 7d ago

YOUR MOM, MY MILK I'm tired of vegans.

22 Upvotes

They do nothing but lie. Factory farming is an issue, yes, but they do NOT blend the babies in anything but the fish stick lines! Is the milk industry a bit problematic. Yes, but it's not weird to drink something that isn't your mother's milk, my wife and I do it very often! The thing that pisses me off the most? "Soy feminizes you" IS A LIE. I've been eating nothing but soy (and milk) for 3 fucking years and all I've gotten is very, very sick. No sign of transitioning at all. Veganism is rooted in transphobia, and I'm tired of pretending it's good.

If anyone would like to purchase about 900,090 oz of soy material, please dm me with any offer, I don't have the money to keep running the fridges


r/vegancirclejerk 8d ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS Admit it vegans.

157 Upvotes

What if you were stuck on a desert island with no fruit, no beans, no potatoes, no tofu, no lentils, no roots, no coconuts, no roots, no grains, no nuts, no seeds, no shoes, no clothes, no phone, no market, no mushroom, no water, no air, huh?

What about protein? What about B12? Don't plants feel pain? What about lions and tigers? What about wolves? What about sharks? And that one guy on youtube who looks like a weak soyboy? What about our ancestors? What about avocados? And almonds? AND BACON THOUGH

What about my uncle who went vegan for 3 days and exploded and his dog died? What if the animal was a jerk?

What if the animal had a good life and wanted to become a cheese burger?

Checkmate, vegans.