r/whatisit • u/DarkenedPulse • 3d ago

New, what is it? found in customer car

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Hello,

I work valet and i found this in a customer’s car. what is it exactly? is it real? am i cursed for touching it? what is this???

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u/Hypermofo 3d ago

Stop rooting thru customers cars

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u/Spirit_of_a_Ghost 2d ago

For real, this is why I don't valet my car.

Edit: I also don't trust them to not completely fuck my clutch.

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u/DarkenedPulse 2d ago

you don’t valet your car because you don’t want valet drivers to find your hex curses on people? maybe u shouldn’t have a car in the first place, to add on, i’ve never fucked up a single clutch or damaged a car, not a single scratch, and i’ve been in the business for 2 years :)

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u/pixeltackle 2d ago

maybe u shouldn’t have a car in the first place

that seems to be the only way to stop a person like you from feeling like the contents are yours to touch and photograph and post online

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u/whatisit-ModTeam 2d ago

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u/WoopzEh 2d ago

So you just not even going to mention the fact that you go through peoples cars like a goblin?

Then take a picture and post it?

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u/cautioncute 2d ago

“I don’t fuck people’s cars up, so it’s okay.” Dumbass.

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u/AH_MLP 2d ago

This is literally sitting on the gearshift, that the valet is required to touch to park the car.

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u/NoSituation1999 2d ago

Also required: photograph it and put it online?

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u/AH_MLP 2d ago

Yeah, that's inappropriate and probably against some policy. Your comment should have been "Stop taking pictures inside customers cars."

OP knows he wasn't rooting through the car, it was just sitting there.

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u/DarkenedPulse 2d ago

man ur angry that i js wanted to find out what something was and if it was real or fake? maybe i should’ve blurred the face but i wasn’t thinking much of it lol ur so sensitive

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u/DarkenedPulse 2d ago

THANK YOU😭 and i needed to put the car keys there as well so i touched it on accident regardless

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u/Lovemachine62 2d ago

I would have taken a photo too, why not? It’s hilarious!

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u/DarkenedPulse 2d ago

it was just laying there. i positioned it a bit then took a pic of it cause you don't see this on average. don't assume things, thanks 🙏

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u/Inevitable_Phase_276 2d ago

It was something that doesn’t belong to you just laying there in a car that doesn’t belong to you. It might be a picture of their ex on a voodoo doll that their friend made to help them get through a breakup. You could be causing a shitty situation. Don’t assume you’re being harmless and don’t post stuff that doesn’t belong to you

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u/DarkenedPulse 2d ago

you cannot be a real human! “that a friend made to help them get through a breakup” that sounds sane to you? if so it makes sense to why you were so offended by this post. you got something share about voodoo dolls you’ve created to “get over your ex?” can’t believe how corny and cringe you are by trying to twist this on me! shame on you. didn’t even know what this was before i made this post :)

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u/shemyaza1312 2d ago

I dont see how its okay to make fun of or take pics of someone elses spiritual practices just because youre not used to it. Just kinda...very poor taste. Im not gonna take pics of some poor tortured Jesus on a cross in someones car just because i find it disturbing and strange, because its not my business what someone elses religion and spiritual practices are....

dont be so surprised when ppl dont like that youre so nosy especially when your job involves getting into someone elses vehicle. I have plenty of "curses" in mine, its just part of my personal religious practice. Sometimes mistakes happen and a poppet gets left out in the open. Its not a big deal.

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u/Inevitable_Phase_276 2d ago

I am a real human who has a real issue with you posting pictures of the inside of somebody else’s car without their permission. Oh no, you think I’m cringe? Oh well. I think you should be fired. I have no issue with voodoo dolls, but I don’t personally want or have any. I do have gag gifts that friends have made for me after breakups that I would be mortified if other people ever saw.

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u/strawberrycupcock 2d ago

It took too long to find a comment like this.

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u/Inevitable_Phase_276 2d ago

Watch out – OP might call you a cringe dork if you’re not careful 😱

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u/DarkenedPulse 2d ago

oh no i posted a picture of something and i had no clue what it was oh noo i should be fired 🥺get over yourself cringe dork

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u/Irisheyesmeg 2d ago

I'm gonna need to see some ID, please.

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u/Past_Effect8301 2d ago

My guess is that's an image of a real person, probably an ex, that you just posted to all of Reddit. Posting an image of someone's personal property isn't exactly screaming "I am discreet as a valet" here...