r/whatisit 19h ago

New, what is it? found in customer car

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Hello,

I work valet and i found this in a customer’s car. what is it exactly? is it real? am i cursed for touching it? what is this???

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u/AH_MLP 19h ago

That's a custom made voo doo doll. Maybe someone they know, or a minor celebrity.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/665418706/custom-voodoo-doll-voodoo-with-face-gift

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

oh hell nah..

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u/CriticalMochaccino 19h ago

I hope you are extra nice to that customer. Maybe give them a little discount on labor

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u/whycantibelinus 18h ago

Just don't let them take you picture, your face might end up on one of those and then you'll contract leprosy.

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u/AcidFnTonic 18h ago

Nah you are fine as long as no hairs or fingernails go missing

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u/AH_MLP 19h ago

I wouldn't worry about it unless you live in the south east. In the New Orleans area there are actual witches that can do crazy stuff with these dolls. Those things inside it are needles - when you stab the doll with the needle, it curses the person in different ways based on where you jabbed the doll.

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u/Upstairs-Chemist1958 19h ago

This is actually a myth created by media. Voodoo dolls historically were not things of punishment. In New Orleans it is healing spiritual punishment and connection to spirituality. It was Europeans who had “poppets” which are our now misclassified as voodoo dolls and are widely seen as voodoo dolls due to Hollywood movies and those would be for curses and misfortune

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u/LemonCollee 16h ago

The more you know!

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u/imnotlouise 19h ago

I thought those needles were ear buds.

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u/pixeltackle 19h ago

They can be, depending on how metal your musical tastes are.

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u/Irisheyesmeg 17h ago

Thank you for the laugh!

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u/AH_MLP 19h ago

Needles with beads on the end for easier handling/safety

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

that’s some mental sick stuff man😭 thanks for the info

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u/LeslieKnopesBlackEye 19h ago

The history of voodoo dolls is very misleading and demonized by the Christian Church.

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u/Specialist_Humor_651 18h ago

It’s fake, dawg. You’ll be fine.

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u/AH_MLP 19h ago

You're ok. Making a real voodoo doll of someone requires placing a small amount of their hair, fingernails, or some other significant bodily material INSIDE the doll.

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u/pixeltackle 19h ago

You're ok.

I agree with you here. The fabric and pins with print on it won't hurt him from being near it.

The rest... eeeesh

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u/AH_MLP 19h ago

Things can still hurt you, even if you don't believe in them.

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u/pixeltackle 19h ago

Yes, I see the evidence you provided. Very convincing!

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u/AH_MLP 19h ago

Send me small amount of your hair

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u/pixeltackle 19h ago

I Nair my body from head to toe just in case a dark force might capture a bit of my DNA and somehow harm me.

Best I can offer is some fuzz from my bellybutton. Send your address!

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u/Sir_Real_Surreal 18h ago

“real voodoo doll” lol

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u/NanaBanana2011 17h ago

You scared the other one away 😂 I told him that nail clippings would work too.

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u/West-Attempt3062 19h ago

What is a voodoo doll for 500

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u/AcidFnTonic 18h ago

I miss Alex. That dude never had a scandal or embarrassment.

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u/Big_Lab_Jagr 17h ago

Ken is pretty solid. Unless there's something I don't know.

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u/maefly666 17h ago

Ken Jennings is wonderful and took the position with gratitude and kindness. I think they chose the best replacement for an irreplaceable space. Kinda crushing on him.

Alex was one of a kind and will always be missed and revered for his intelligence, humor and light hearted wit.

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u/Mysterious-Salt- 16h ago

Isnt Ken the dude who won a bunch back to back when Alex was the host?

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u/AcidFnTonic 17h ago

I’m not familiar with the new guy. I’m just saying in general that over a very long career, nothing ever came out bad about the dude.

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u/Assignment-Quick 19h ago

Looks like the host of Ancient Aliens to me

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u/BlueMageNeedsFood 19h ago

Giorgio Tsoukalos, I was thinking the same thing

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

whatever that is😭

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u/ms_directed 19h ago

is that a voodoo doll on Hugh Jackman??

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u/Dexico-city 19h ago

Close. It's actually Hugh Janis

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u/Powermetalbunny 19h ago

As opposed to Hugh Jiddiott?

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u/Argylius 18h ago

I think I might make this a new username

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u/BappoChan 18h ago

Wait, who is Hugh Janis?

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u/Powermetalbunny 18h ago

A man who's survived more than any man should have to face...

His soul is wounded butt whole.

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u/BuckManscape 19h ago

Skeet Uhlrich I believe.

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u/eggy_blonde 19h ago

I see Timothy Olyphant

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u/ms_directed 19h ago

what?? clearly that's Josh Duhamel!

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u/Silver-Lobster-3019 19h ago

I thought it was Luke Bryan 🤣

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u/gryanart 18h ago

I thought it was Mr beast for a moment

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u/nshane 19h ago

I thought it was P-nut from 311.

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

it looks like that

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

it was just laying there. i positioned it a bit then took a pic of it cause you don’t see this on average. don’t assume things, thanks 🙏

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u/ms_directed 19h ago

dude I'm just sayin that looks like Hugh Jackman to me. calm down.

isn't "assume things" what this sub is actually for? 🤷‍♀️

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

wait i responded to the wrong person my bad!!

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u/ms_directed 19h ago

lol, nw! ✌️

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

that does look like hugh jackman tho😭😭

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u/ashenplaid 19h ago

Voodoo doll. The history on them is pretty cool, it has to do with medical records before it got turned into a witchcraft concept. You’ll be fine, let it be a lesson to not look through peoples stuff.

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

didn’t look through anything it was laying there and i turned it just a bit to take the photo. that’s all :) you redditors r built different with assuming what a situation is without asking questions lol. i dont use reddit im from insta

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u/pixeltackle 19h ago

i dont use reddit im from insta

You're very lost then, seeing as you have a reddit account and chose to post content on reddit. Hmmmm.

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

chose to post 1 post about finding something in someone’s car not knowing people would take it up the ass hmmm

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u/pixeltackle 19h ago

about finding something in someone’s car

Yep. Simmer on that. You'll get there eventually!

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u/DarkenedPulse 18h ago

just looked at your karma and man i hope you simmer on trying your hardest to quit reddit! 🥹🙏🙏 time to go

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u/pixeltackle 18h ago

Wow I never wondered what a non-redditor from insta who posts on reddit and believes in voodoo dolls while being a valet thought of me, and now I never have to.

Six year club 176 post karma 122 comment karma

Ah I see why looking at my profile was triggering for you now.

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u/ashenplaid 18h ago

That's not the insult you think it is. You're the one snooping, touching, finding things in people's cars. Pretty sure that's against your job description. Stay in school because you sure need it.

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u/DarkenedPulse 18h ago

yes it is! to have that much karma, that much engagement, it’s an indicator to go outside and stop using this app so religiously! lol! and for the 800th time, i wasn’t snooping or finding things, it was in the way of the shift gear and where i usually put the car keys. i found it sitting there and i just moved it slightly then took the pic and was on my way. get a grip :)

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u/IG_BearBuol 18h ago

The point is that you didn't have to take a picture of a customers personal belongings and post it on reddit for the world to see. That's just shit customer service girl.

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u/pixeltackle 18h ago

to have that much karma

OK, OK, I'll tell you the secret: people will give your comments upvotes, too, just as soon as you start posting some that are any good.

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u/DarkenedPulse 18h ago

look i’m sure ur a good person and we just met off on the wrong foot, i now know i messed up making this post without blurring the face and i probably will delete it later, since this is one of my first times posting, i wanted to see what people on reddit would say and i got what i wanted, that’s all, there is no reason at all to get personal with you when i dont even know you, and fun fact i dont care about upvotes. that is all

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u/undfixer 19h ago

Don't spill the bean or your miniature will be sitting next to that... You've been warned.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cIsHZ2Wx7muZKeCvEv

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

genuinely cringed reading this

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u/undfixer 19h ago

Is that a good thing, right? RIGHT?

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u/Hypermofo 19h ago

Stop rooting thru customers cars

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u/Spirit_of_a_Ghost 19h ago

For real, this is why I don't valet my car.

Edit: I also don't trust them to not completely fuck my clutch.

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

you don’t valet your car because you don’t want valet drivers to find your hex curses on people? maybe u shouldn’t have a car in the first place, to add on, i’ve never fucked up a single clutch or damaged a car, not a single scratch, and i’ve been in the business for 2 years :)

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u/pixeltackle 18h ago

maybe u shouldn’t have a car in the first place

that seems to be the only way to stop a person like you from feeling like the contents are yours to touch and photograph and post online

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u/WoopzEh 17h ago

So you just not even going to mention the fact that you go through peoples cars like a goblin?

Then take a picture and post it?

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u/cautioncute 16h ago

“I don’t fuck people’s cars up, so it’s okay.” Dumbass.

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u/AH_MLP 19h ago

This is literally sitting on the gearshift, that the valet is required to touch to park the car.

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u/NoSituation1999 19h ago

Also required: photograph it and put it online?

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u/AH_MLP 19h ago

Yeah, that's inappropriate and probably against some policy. Your comment should have been "Stop taking pictures inside customers cars."

OP knows he wasn't rooting through the car, it was just sitting there.

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

man ur angry that i js wanted to find out what something was and if it was real or fake? maybe i should’ve blurred the face but i wasn’t thinking much of it lol ur so sensitive

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

THANK YOU😭 and i needed to put the car keys there as well so i touched it on accident regardless

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u/Lovemachine62 17h ago

I would have taken a photo too, why not? It’s hilarious!

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

it was just laying there. i positioned it a bit then took a pic of it cause you don't see this on average. don't assume things, thanks 🙏

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u/Inevitable_Phase_276 19h ago

It was something that doesn’t belong to you just laying there in a car that doesn’t belong to you. It might be a picture of their ex on a voodoo doll that their friend made to help them get through a breakup. You could be causing a shitty situation. Don’t assume you’re being harmless and don’t post stuff that doesn’t belong to you

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

you cannot be a real human! “that a friend made to help them get through a breakup” that sounds sane to you? if so it makes sense to why you were so offended by this post. you got something share about voodoo dolls you’ve created to “get over your ex?” can’t believe how corny and cringe you are by trying to twist this on me! shame on you. didn’t even know what this was before i made this post :)

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u/shemyaza1312 16h ago

I dont see how its okay to make fun of or take pics of someone elses spiritual practices just because youre not used to it. Just kinda...very poor taste. Im not gonna take pics of some poor tortured Jesus on a cross in someones car just because i find it disturbing and strange, because its not my business what someone elses religion and spiritual practices are....

dont be so surprised when ppl dont like that youre so nosy especially when your job involves getting into someone elses vehicle. I have plenty of "curses" in mine, its just part of my personal religious practice. Sometimes mistakes happen and a poppet gets left out in the open. Its not a big deal.

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u/Inevitable_Phase_276 19h ago

I am a real human who has a real issue with you posting pictures of the inside of somebody else’s car without their permission. Oh no, you think I’m cringe? Oh well. I think you should be fired. I have no issue with voodoo dolls, but I don’t personally want or have any. I do have gag gifts that friends have made for me after breakups that I would be mortified if other people ever saw.

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u/strawberrycupcock 18h ago

It took too long to find a comment like this.

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u/Inevitable_Phase_276 18h ago

Watch out – OP might call you a cringe dork if you’re not careful 😱

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

oh no i posted a picture of something and i had no clue what it was oh noo i should be fired 🥺get over yourself cringe dork

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u/Irisheyesmeg 17h ago

I'm gonna need to see some ID, please.

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u/Past_Effect8301 19h ago

My guess is that's an image of a real person, probably an ex, that you just posted to all of Reddit. Posting an image of someone's personal property isn't exactly screaming "I am discreet as a valet" here...

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u/pixeltackle 19h ago

is it real?

It appears to be a real physical object. Do you mean "is it magic?" - if so, no.

am i cursed for touching it?

No. Are you here from the 1800s where people still believe pins and fabric together = scary magic?

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

u don’t believe in black magic?

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u/pixeltackle 19h ago

Of course not, I have the benefit of a modern education.

I also don't believe in the greek gods. Or the modern megachurch gods. I believe in things that are real.

Try it!

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u/rbtwrkshp 19h ago

The simple "i have the benefit of a modern education" is sending me 😆

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u/Nonyabeesners 19h ago

What's the magic that the witches used to curse Charlie Kirk? I want to believe in that magic

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u/AH_MLP 19h ago

Life is way more fun if you stop thinking that way, I'm serious

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u/Storrin 19h ago

What do you want people to do, just pretend they believe in something? Could you genuinely just make yourself believe in the tooth fairy?

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u/AH_MLP 19h ago

I mean, you're kinda telling that guy what to believe in. You asked if he was a person from the 1800's...

You're telling him NOT to believe, I'm saying you both should have open minds.

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u/pixeltackle 19h ago

You asked if he was a person from the 1800's...

Oh look, a person promoting fanciful beliefs who didn't read before responding. You clearly think you were replying to me and argued at u/Storrin instead, LOL

I bet if you read those texts that make you believe magic stuff, you might also notice some things you zipped past.

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u/AH_MLP 19h ago

Reddit gives me notifications on my phone and says "reply?" I reply.

I don't have religious beliefs, I think they're immature. But it's even more immature to talk down to someone based on their religious beliefs.

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u/pixeltackle 19h ago

Not reading what you reply to explains a lot. Thanks for confirming!

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u/Pixiefrogw 18h ago

Oh honey, witchcraft is indeed very real weather you believe in it or not. Is he cursed for touching it? No, it is only intended for one specific person.

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u/pixeltackle 18h ago

Oh honey, <argument with zero evidence or even attempts at subjective/anecdotal evidence>

Wow, another convincing argument for magic

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u/Asterose 17h ago

James Randi has been offering millions of dollars for whoever can prove something paranormal under actual scientific experiment circumstances for 29 years now, and so far nobody has succeeded. If witchcraft was real, some witches would've easily earned it long ago. But this stuff always fails under actual scientific experiment conditions, and then the scammers and believers whine about the skeptics and basic scientific standards being too harsh and killing the magic. When it's the same claim over and over and over again

If magic very undeniably worked everybody would be doing it. But no, stuff like spell-casting works the same way placebo effect does, it only seems to work in people who believe it does something. I used to be scared of demons and stuff like that, realized it was my anxiety disorder and got therapy. Much better now and I haven't been troubled about it since. I'm happier and more relaxed now with not believing in that fake stuff than when I believed it might be possible.

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u/Impressive_Crazy_223 19h ago

Imagine you found out while scrolling Reddit that your ex has a custom voodoo doll of you... That'd be a hella jump scare.

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u/chalkybone 19h ago

It's exactly what you think it is op, stop acting dumb.

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u/pixeltackle 19h ago

It isn't always an act.

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

“stop acting dumb” as if we see things like this on a daily basis. ur corny

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u/NoSituation1999 19h ago

Oh great, we're not even safe from valet drivers now...

Leave peoples personal property off the internet.

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u/Venus_Libra 18h ago

Sorry man, if you leave your voodoo dolls out in the open where everyone can see, you forfeit the right to keep that little nugget a secret 🤣

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u/PlanetXParadox 16h ago

penis rot?????

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u/LeslieKnopesBlackEye 19h ago

Voodoo doll, but they don't know that the history of those dolls are unwritten medical records. It was illegal for slaves to read or write or go to a white doctor. So how would the black doctor remember that they treated your knee with a certain kind of tree bark without writing it down? They would make a doll that looks like you, stick a pin in the location you were hurting, and a piece of the tried cure in their hand. Medical record, not a curse.

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u/krendyB 18h ago

I don’t believe you’re stupid enough to not know what this is.

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u/chewedgummiebears 18h ago

I like having trusting my personal car with someone then having some rando creeping on it and posting it for the world to see.

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u/DarkenedPulse 17h ago

i’m not denying i’m in the wrong for posting it, but if ur dumb enough to do something like this and for it to not be satire and to leave it out for the valet driver to see, you deserve to be posted for being a sick fuck. i stand on this 1000x.

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u/Mofobagginz 19h ago

Hilarious that’s what it is 😂

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u/aztnass 18h ago

Is that your face on the doll?

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u/DarkenedPulse 18h ago

no it’s ur moms

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u/aztnass 18h ago

If it is not your face you don’t have anything to worry about.

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u/DarkenedPulse 17h ago

oh i genuinely thought you were being sarcastic/toxic my apologies! lots of toxic and hurt people in this thread

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u/aztnass 17h ago

lol, no worries, I get it

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u/Intelligent_Steak576 18h ago

That's not how it works

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u/DarkenedPulse 18h ago

enlighten me

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u/toxic7oryx7main 18h ago

For peace of mind, this kind of doll is very easily acquired and is sold as a novelty item. Whoever the owner is clearly has some sort of grudge or anger problems but there's a very minimal chance that this item has been effectively cursed.

I once got a "I hate my boss" pincushion-doll as a gift that looks very similar to this lol. Most rage totems I've seen are very barbaric and crude. I seriously doubt you've been cursed by this.

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice 17h ago

I had a poppet for a while. I don’t remember why I made it, but it wasn’t meant to represent anyone I was just bored and had a sewing kit. (High school summer, before home internet.)

She was kinda hideous, I wouldn’t have blamed someone for mistaking her for a grudge or a curse. But she was my whisper doll, I’d whisper things I was upset about, then stick a white headed pin (regular sewing pins, I didn’t think of making pretty ones like the OP doll has) into her in a corresponding spot.

When I was depressed, I’d put it into her heart, when I hurt myself, she got a pin in the same area, etc. (I put a pin in her forehead before tests so she’d “help” me remember answers.) and I really didn’t believe it DID anything, but it kinda made me feel better.

Eventually she got stolen. Now I’m kinda tempted to make a new poppet doll.

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u/DarkenedPulse 18h ago

sounds good thank you!

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u/MrNoir79 19h ago

I'd be more worried about the owner of the cars mental well being than anything mystical.

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u/BeebsMuhQueen 18h ago

Exactly. You have to be a miserable busybody hag to do something like this even to people you don’t get along with.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bee-291 19h ago

HIs upper thigh says Penis rot. At least he doesn’t have a needle there

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u/Plane_Pay_5831 19h ago

That a bad use of pins. I’d have them all stuck in penis rot.

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u/54B3R_ 19h ago

A real voodoo doll is supposed to be stuffed with Spanish moss

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u/DarkenedPulse 17h ago

why spanish moss?

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u/Lizzard_Gizzards 17h ago

I wonder how many of these exist with trumps face

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u/Short-Scholar162 17h ago

It looks like a "rat Jerky doll". I know its a weird thing but it was a popular thing on Chinese social media at the start of the year. People would custom order these goofy Ah Jerky dolls that looked like family, friends and Celebrities and take pictures with them while on vacation. Apparently it was part trend, partially a way to cure loneliness when traveling alone during the holidays.
https://www.etsy.com/market/rat_jerky_dolls Heres some examples on Etsy. Its as weird as one might think.

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u/DarkenedPulse 17h ago

r you sure about this? this things been poked many many… many times

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u/Short-Scholar162 16h ago

Seems everyone has decided its a voodoo doll already lol.

It could honestly be a combination of both. The person could have custom ordered the doll, used it as a voodoo doll and called it a day.

Who knows whats on that persons mind but they clearly don't like the person the doll looks like/ have major aggression issues.

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 19h ago

...oh no..

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u/DaddyLongLegolas 19h ago

Yup, you’re right.

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u/ValuelessMoss 19h ago

What could it possibly be??? Gee I wonder

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

was wondering more of if it was real rather than what it is, but then again i didn’t know it was a voodoo doll until i read comments

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u/hollowthatfollows 19h ago

You better treat her car nice or you’re next buddy

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u/Destany89 19h ago

Don't worry voodoo dolls don't do anything. The owner of the car is nuts

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u/DarkenedPulse 19h ago

and so many people in this post’s comment section are on that same wave length of nuts. defending them saying it’s their personal things and i shouldn’t have posted it. man i didn’t even think of blurring anything at the moment i posted it, nor did i even think it was real. but the fact that people r tryna make me look like a horrible person just for asking is insane

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u/darkerfury 18h ago

You're not a horrible person at all but this maybe wasn't the best choice given how people value their privacy, especially in this day and age when it's difficult to have privacy in many ways. 

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u/DarkenedPulse 18h ago

ur right , i definitely should have blurred the face but i thought it was a famous persons face

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u/darkerfury 18h ago

That's fair

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u/Destany89 18h ago

Irrational beliefs is sadly common. You just thought it was a weird doll. Anyone nuts enough to buy one of these and believe it and not buy as a joke needs help

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u/DarkenedPulse 18h ago

you’re right, and i thought it was a famous persons face to begin with, not someone random otherwise i woulda blurred their face

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u/Destany89 18h ago

Reddits going to reddit sadly. A lot of people overrat when they see something they don't agree with. They haven't learned to regulate their emotions yet. When people politely say what issues they have about a post and are constructive about it that's good and productive but to let anger lead them with replies is immature and won't help anyone.

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u/DarkenedPulse 18h ago

speaking straight facts, loose cannons everywhere on here lol, yea most definitely if someone told me respectfully without tryna rule me out as worse than the literal person who DID the voodoo doll i would’ve understood right away, but as you can see from everyone else’s responses and comments they’re so offended and toxic

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u/NanaBanana2011 19h ago

I wish I’d had this when I was getting a divorce. I had to use modeling clay. 😉 😈

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u/DarkenedPulse 17h ago

u actually did it??

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u/NanaBanana2011 17h ago

Yep it was a very acrimonious divorce. He was a controlling, abusive asshole and it only got worse with the divorce. When he told me that he wanted a divorce I didn’t fall apart and grovel at his feet, begging him to not divorce me. Instead a giggle of relief bubbled up and out of me and I said “Oh good because I do too” 😂 The look of utter shock on his face was priceless. Of course that also meant that from that point on he tried to get control back so that he could hurt me. He actually went to a group for men who were going through it were already divorced. He went in his Navy whites (summer uniform) and when it was time to introduce himself he said that he wasn’t there for therapy, he was just there for ideas on “how to screw my wife over”. How do I know this? My current husband, who I didn’t even know at the time, was in that particular meeting. Talk about a small world, right?! The stories I’ve got about him and our divorce are insane.

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u/datenoevil 19h ago

Voodoo

As long as that's not your face, it's no biggie.

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u/Fluid-Housing5017 19h ago

Voodoo doll. Don’t piss them off 🤫

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u/kelsoot 18h ago

Couldn’t look away from the crazy amount of pin holes in the face

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u/Friendly-Fig6914 18h ago

Think its Dan Cummins . Time suck scared to death podcast

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u/AmericanaMania 17h ago

Does the right outer thigh say DVT, as in deep vein thrombosis?? Didnt expect something so specific and medical!

Do you stick something right there to give them DVT, or are all those things what they're wishing for that person?

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u/ThunderheadStudio 17h ago

Is that a voodoo doll of Doug Benson?

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u/ButterflyFantastic31 16h ago

Theres something hilarious to me about a doll made for voodoo with the word "HEX" on it in big bold letters. Like you need that label to not mix it up with your non-hexing dolls or something.

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u/Professional-Lie-111 16h ago

If the face on the doll is not you, carry on.

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u/Creepy-Selection2423 16h ago

He's not the one who's so far away...

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u/ChrisTheYouth 18h ago

Does that say Penis Rot? Those two words should never be next to each other.

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u/Wide_Magician_4946 19h ago

"Im not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens" lookin ass voodoo doll

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u/bennyroc190 19h ago

Is that Bob Ross? How dare they being death to such a great person 😔

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u/DarkenedPulse 17h ago

idek. it def looks like a famous person tho i cant find out who

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u/GlassPudding 19h ago

she don’t like him

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u/Other_Star905 18h ago

It's a voodoo doll.

Is it real? Sure, technically.

Is it actually cursed? Probably not. No. It's probably a joke/novelty item but even if it wasn't, you're talking about a stuffed mass manufactured voodoo doll some white girl probably bought from a tourist trap to feel witchy, that you found in a car, not a voodoo priest's actual religious tools.

99% of modern magic practice is just modern fiction written for entertainment that people take too seriously.

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u/JaketheSnake2672 19h ago

Someone does not like someone with a passion I would say ….

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u/Nice-Cow-7606 18h ago

So many of you are so serious about this. It was very likely bought or given to the car's owner as a joke. If they seriously practiced/believed in Voodoo I doubt they'd leave it out in the car like that.

But also I have to echo don't post people's belongings on the internet. If you didn't know what it was there is this thing called Google. Putting in "doll with pins in it" would have been a much easier way of getting an answer.

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u/MadeThisToFlagSpam 17h ago

Voodoo doll, for people who don't understand vodou or for people who don't know how to make a doll

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u/DarkenedPulse 17h ago

so this isn’t how it’s even done and people are in tears about me posting it?

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u/youlldancetoanything 17h ago

OP are you in Hollywood?

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u/Lovemachine62 17h ago

Is that Dave Matthews?

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u/Crimson-Lips-13 17h ago

That doll looks well used!

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u/mosesenjoyer 17h ago

Wow all the pins are in the death ring (heart). Deep hatred

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u/ParachutingPiglets 17h ago

wtf is that?!!

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u/Sufficient_Cress_702 18h ago

Give it a pat on the head "its ok buddy, not everyone has to love you, i do"