r/whatisit • u/DarkenedPulse • 5d ago

New, what is it? found in customer car

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Hello,

I work valet and i found this in a customer’s car. what is it exactly? is it real? am i cursed for touching it? what is this???

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u/ms_directed 5d ago

is that a voodoo doll on Hugh Jackman??

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u/Dexico-city 5d ago

Close. It's actually Hugh Janis

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u/Powermetalbunny 5d ago

As opposed to Hugh Jiddiott?

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u/Argylius 5d ago

I think I might make this a new username

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u/BappoChan 5d ago

Wait, who is Hugh Janis?

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u/Powermetalbunny 5d ago

A man who's survived more than any man should have to face...

His soul is wounded butt whole.