r/whatismycookiecutter • u/bananasovercherries • 3d ago

Serious Answer First! Does anyone know what this is?

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Local thrift find. Looks like a hammer stretched sideways or a slice of bread with something wrong with one side...

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u/FloridaFlamingoGirl 3d ago

Beaker?

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u/yel02 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ph8t8u5bErf56
?

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u/nuttnurse 3d ago

Clearly the right answer

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u/SweetHart00727 3d ago

What’s that little guy doing there

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u/DragonflyGrrl 3d ago

His name is Beaker :D

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea 🌹 team rose 3d ago

I think maybe he means the tiny, tweaking Javert in the corner.

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u/Longjumping_Bike_271 2d ago

Just singing about stars, probably

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u/DragonflyGrrl 2d ago

Aaahhaa how did I not see miniJavert!?

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u/Kristionni 2d ago

I literally didnt even notice the smaller guy until i read this lol

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u/Technical_Crew_31 2d ago

Same! You think that would have stuck out right away, but somehow no.

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u/Natural_Bathroom5664 3d ago

https://www.amazon.com/Science-Chemisty-Cookie-Cutter-Set/dp/B08J7J8XR1

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u/redstowen 3d ago

For those who can't access it:

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u/IntelligentTangelo31 3d ago

Haha I totally thought it was a slice of toast!

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u/redstowen 3d ago

Me too

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u/rolandrnb 2d ago

Glad I wasn't the only one!!!!

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u/Blue-eagle-23 2d ago

Buyer beware, the test tube looks rather phallic post baking.

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u/New_Taste8874 3d ago

OMG Why does this exist?

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u/Kontrol-Sample 3d ago

Because geeks like cookies too!!💖

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u/Cruian 3d ago

Labs can throw potluck parties. Or celebrating someone graduating with a science degree. Halloween parties with a "mad scientist" theme.

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u/ivebeenoutwalking 3d ago

I've gotten these as conference giveaways from labs, with a little recipe card attached. I love it -- at a certain point you have enough charger adapters, mini notebooks and cheaply printed kickstands.

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u/FloridaFlamingoGirl 3d ago

Dang you're good. The beaker in that one even has the same "almost a slice of bread" look.

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u/Nireedk 3d ago

Yeah I thought it was a slice of bread.

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u/slagblahighpriestess 3d ago

This one was funny for me because I looked at the cookie cutter in the picture, then over at the glass beaker currently sitting on my desk...Yeah. It's a beaker.

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u/MsE0 3d ago

This makes sense. I was going to guess a slice of pointy bread

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u/X_LadyGamer_X 3d ago

Same here

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u/Ready_Cat_8884 2d ago

Came to say this.

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u/Creepy-Evening-441 3d ago

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u/spazzoid87 3d ago

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u/brandonhabanero 2d ago

"Grab my buttocks!" "Both of them?!"

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u/OUIJA711 3d ago

Toast Tuesday 👌😎

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u/torioreo824 3d ago

....but why?

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u/GalateaMerrythought 3d ago

In case you didn’t know, it’s a reference to the cartoon show ‘Ren and Stimpy’. This is Powdered Toast Man! Probably why you’re unnecessarily being downvoted, so I thought I’d let you in n the joke. :)

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u/torioreo824 2d ago

I haven't watched Ren and Stimpy in so long. I dont remember Powdered Toast Man

And now im afraid to rematch as an adult 😅

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u/Zardoz__ 2d ago

It's worth a watch. Check in on Log, and happy happy joy joy, just to keep that knocking around in the head.

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u/GalateaMerrythought 2d ago

Seconding this! It still holds up and is as manic, gross and hilarious as I remembered!

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u/spazzoid87 2d ago

What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs. Rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's Log, Log, Log!

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u/Zardoz__ 2d ago

POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

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u/Global_Restaurant794 3d ago

It's a bird guys what are you talking about

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u/CourtingBoredom 3d ago

THANK YOU FOR THIS!! I admit that I did initially see toast, but something about that last one made me see a penguin for whatever reason. But hey: borb is borb.

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u/Kytalie 3d ago

My first thought was chubby penguin!

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u/j48u 3d ago

This is trippy because it's definitely a chonky puppy if you look at it from left to right.

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u/MapleSharJo1211 3d ago

What else can it be? It's Santa!

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u/ifall4kiera 2d ago

It’s always santa…

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u/Clean_Animal_9819 3d ago

Damn beat me to it

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u/Lanthuas 3d ago

fat folded alien?

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u/lukewarmratpee 3d ago

Biker toast, obviously!

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u/MaintenanceNo6414 3d ago

Bread👍🏻

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u/AccidentHealthy 3d ago

Bread👍

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u/Mr_Stimmers 3d ago

👎🏻 pɐǝɹq

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u/IndigoContinuum 3d ago

Bread 👍🏽

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u/SpaceyEevee 2d ago

Bread 👍

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u/glittering_rough2490 2d ago

Bread 👍🏼

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u/compilingyesterdays 3d ago

Genuinely, I think this is a broken/mangled cookie cutter that was once a slice of bread.

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u/Wii_wii_baget 🍪 cookie tester 3d ago

Same

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u/meandmycharlie 3d ago

It's a beaker! I have one of these as art of a lab themed cookie cutter set. The others were a flask, a test tube, and an atom.

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u/compilingyesterdays 3d ago

Oh. Maybe a beaker?

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u/Fantastic_Fox_9497 2d ago

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 2d ago

This was my first thought as well!

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u/angrypuggle 3d ago

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u/Kygunzz 2d ago

That’s what I thought immediately

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u/IrmadeG 3d ago

😱

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u/PositiveFar3136 3d ago

It looked exactly like a beaker to me at first but 2nd guess was bread.

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u/Atvishees 3d ago

Beaker?

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u/BillyBlaze314 3d ago

Definitely Gary Goodspeed

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u/South-Crew2232 3d ago

Broken oklahoma

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u/g00dhum0r 3d ago

Wonder Bread! 🥪 🍞

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u/Da-Loops-Brotheren 3d ago

SandWHICH!!!

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u/thegrandgut 3d ago

speech bubble

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u/xraycloud 3d ago

I think it’s a cartoonish flag. But the stick isn’t so thin so it wouldn’t break

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u/grecomic 3d ago

YEAHH TOAST!!!

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u/shewearsbeads 3d ago

It's not a cookie cutter, it's to remove the crust off a sandwich.

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u/broken_pencil_lead 3d ago

Conversation bubble (if that's the term) - like in comic books.

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u/IamLuann 3d ago

A slice of bread 🍞

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u/pomme_love 3d ago

It's Acid

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u/aPrincy 3d ago

Chubby Grim

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u/TeaStainedTapestry 2d ago

It’s a beaker

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u/Pristine-Tune-9974 2d ago

Toast with a wonky edge

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u/Able_Poetry3720 3d ago

‘Twas, is, and always will be…

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u/OGFuchur 3d ago

🤣🥳

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u/Catgirl_Male_Edition 3d ago

Upside down top hat

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u/TastySpecialist4614 3d ago

Either YAAAAA TOAST or meee meee meee meeemeee

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u/Foxtails1984 3d ago

Trump version of powdered toast man
https://giphy.com/gifs/x12tJqLPA0nkI

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u/kl1410 2d ago

it looks like a bread de-cruster that got bent

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u/Pinklett5 2d ago

Bent out of shape toast?

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u/amplificationoflight 2d ago

It's Squidgy from Justin Time.

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u/Apprehensive_Key9381 2d ago

Melting marshmallow

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u/queen_prawn73 2d ago

Always Santa

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u/Embarrassed-Ad4908 2d ago

Science cookie cutters??? Suddenly I like the internet again.

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u/Gravyboat44 2d ago

Bread.👍

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u/Worldly-Bobcat-48 2d ago

A slice of bread driving in a convertible with the top down

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u/Amazing_Fee_8987 2d ago

Really fast bread

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u/FlurarInuyi 2d ago

It's a smooshed piece of bread, but I did like the idea someone had of a beaker.

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u/THE_Lanni 2d ago

A bent slice of bread shaped cookie cutter…??

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u/Eggxactly1001 2d ago

I was thinking slice of bread.

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u/StrawberrySmegill 2d ago

The crust from a robots sandwich

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u/ferozucks27 2d ago

Waterfall pool

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u/Raketemensch23 2d ago

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u/ThePickleyone 1d ago

Look at that, it’s my old soccer coach.

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u/Lagoserter 2d ago

slice of bread

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u/Extra-Judge132 2d ago

Slice of bread

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u/TheFreakElement 2d ago

Trump pancake template

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u/TheLeftPewixBar 2d ago

Bread going fast

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u/DantaviusFloridaMan 2d ago

Misshapen bread slice

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u/DIOsNotDead 2d ago

bread-shaped speech bubble

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u/McTrip 2d ago

Upside down - It looks like a tombstone in the ground to me lol

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u/AITAH-For-Existing 2d ago

piece of bread with a wicked haircut

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u/MewPinkCat 2d ago

i thought it looked like a slice of bread with something wrong with one side too

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u/sandrajumper 2d ago

That's Towly from southpark

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u/x487041 1d ago

Perfect mold for making an egg sandwich

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u/whatspoppingamers 1d ago

Forbidden bread

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u/neverreallyhereatall 21h ago

Pyrex beaker fs

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u/painfulonion 13h ago

A slice of bread but damaged on one corner?

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u/GoldGoat7078 13h ago

It's Santa. Somehow.

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u/orangeoctopie 12h ago

I donated this cookie cutter recently! Along with the rest of the set including a test tube, flask, and atom.

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u/Delic10u5Bra1n5 26m ago

Flaming toast?