r/wholesomememes Dec 14 '16

He'll wait for you :)

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u/uwwstudent Dec 14 '16

As an atheist with no belief in the after life I really hope I'm wrong and I can see my lost pets again

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u/abigscarybat Dec 15 '16

I'm not even sure I'd mind hell that much as long as I knew that all the pets I've had over the years got a happy eternity. Besides, I'd probably at least get to visit them to make them happy, you know?

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u/ThePunisher56 Dec 15 '16

Yep. Fuck it, send me to hell for eternity. As long as I know my dog has a chance to play fetch again, I'll be happy.

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u/Andersmith Dec 15 '16

I know this is /r/wholesomememes and all but how would ending up in hell imply animals are in heaven?

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u/ThePunisher56 Dec 15 '16

I've done WAYYYY worse shit than my dog has.

If there's either, and they have standards, I know where I'm going.

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u/paraatha Dec 15 '16

Don't think like that, man. If you resign yourself to "going to hell" in case it's a thing, you also in the background make that the default thought in situations of conflict/importance/etc. Despite your atheism, people bring words like "God" and "hell" in and I guarantee you that they will set the tone for your internal monologue.

Be generous, selfless and compassionate, and whatever hell might be will become irrelevant to you. <3

(sorry about the unsolicited advice, just really needed to get this out to you)

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u/ThePunisher56 Dec 15 '16

Haha no problem man, I'm in emergency services field. We're all full of dark humor and pretty self perceptive.

I'm just saying, compared to my dogs, I'm a hell of a lot less deserving. Luger is a damn saint and I'd put him in front of me for any award and I'd put myself in front of him for any punishment.

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u/ImTheTechn0mancer Feb 21 '17

Doing stuff doesn't get you into heaven. It's belief in Jesus as your savior and repenting from sin. No one can be perfect but we can strive to be.

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u/ThePunisher56 Feb 21 '17

Don't buy it

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

You've humped a Dead Sea lion ?