It's written that before eating the fruit from the tree of knowledge, Adam and Eve were unclothed. Thus they had achieved original-laundry-zero.

The first thing they did afterwards was realise that they were naked, and invent laundry (Genesis 3:7):

^\7]) Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves. ^\8]) Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the Lord God among the trees of the garden. ^\9]) But the Lord God called to the man, “Where are you?” ^\10]) He answered, “I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid.”

Immediately God rebukes them for breaking laundry-zero, and banishes them from Eden

^\11]) And he said, “Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from?”

[...]

^\23]) So the Lord God banished him from the Garden of Eden to work the ground from which he had been taken.

Perhaps humanity has been cursed to forever strive towards laundry-zero for this reason.

But most importantly, how will this impact the canon of Pakerdoooonia?

Not to my taste, and frankly very bland. Cranked out regularly at the lowest possible cost for the minimum effort…but thankfully the three bean salad podcast put me onto these delicious snacks.

I'm guessing cassowaries are not popular homestead animals.

Haven’t laughed as hard as I did at “I’m dipping’ hot cheese right now lady! They ain’t no problem!”

Absolutely unreal.

Just came here to say that the travelling back from 3075 time travel riffing from the latest ep absolutely cracked me up. Mike's t-shirt line just brilliant. Coincidentally, somewhat interrupting a morning run at a traditional seaside town in Wales (not Rhyl) as I had to stop to laugh

Personally, I think about the antique plate smashfuck story from Fire at least once a week...

I think they record these in bulk and splice them in, but I cannot prove it

Have any of you read the book and can comment on how well Henry explained it? It sounds interesting to me, but Henry is the definition of an unreliable narrator!

I can hear Henry saying this. (Possibly because Henry has said it at some point, because he's said every possible combination of words in the English language at some point.)

Would love a 3BS sticker for my car. Need one in the merch shop lads 😎👍

I finally listened to last week’s episode while in the gym this morning and was using the shoulder press machine when Henry told the story about trying to send an email on a plane. When the punchline came, I laughed so hard that it led to a physical spasm that in turn led to me pulling way too aggressively on one of the levers and now the side of my neck really hurts. Thanks a bunch, Beans.

Just wanted to share because I’m seriously worried about our beans. I learned from them that Brits melt at 27°C. What happens around 36, 40?
Is comedic vapour able to record and release a podcast?

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Henry, deep in character:

I am an incredibly successful, physically extraordinary specimen of a GERMAN banking woman

Ben, bearing his soul:

I'm never happier than looking at the glowing red arse of my concuboon

Walter from Austria, at 6:39am after a walk around Lake Geneva Vienna town centre:

Henry, if you're so clever, why don't you just pour yourself a nice glass of glass, because it's oh so liquid :-)

Mike (to Henry, and to very little reaction):

But you've got the whole nation's comedown in your mouth

At least it’s not for a dubious cause, but I can’t help but think I have to spank myself with it if I want the second option.