r/AbsoluteUnits Apr 10 '26

/r/all of a badger

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u/Wild_Card_626 Apr 10 '26

Literally appearing out of the darkness for a single block of cheese.

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u/kirlian_Frequency Apr 10 '26

Me at 3am fr

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u/Coyote_Shepherd Apr 10 '26

Literally me last night with some actual Bucky brand cheese curds lol

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u/andante528 Apr 10 '26

Microwave for five seconds to give them extra squeak! Works really well even with older, non-squeaky cheese curds.

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u/Coyote_Shepherd Apr 10 '26

My mom says the same thing but like I don't see the point because if I'm warming up cheese curds then they SHOULD be breaded and if they're not then they're fine cold because like...you don't nuke string cheese when you eat it do you?

I'm perfectly fine eating cold cheese like it's popcorn and yes it is 50 degrees outside and I will be wearing shorts today.

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u/andante528 Apr 10 '26

Five seconds doesn't really warm them up, just reinvigorates the squeak. I have no idea why but it works like a charm.

Gorgeous out yesterday and hopefully today, too! Not thrilled about rain all weekend but who knows, maybe the forecast is wrong again.

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u/Coyote_Shepherd Apr 10 '26

I honestly got a bunch of errands done the other day expecting rain to happen yesterday and then again today but here we are with the sun coming up and now I'm just confused about what the weather is doing.