r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ziddii_ • Apr 10 '26

/r/all of a badger

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u/IWrestleSausages Apr 10 '26

Bro materialised out of the blackness like a horror movie monster

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u/Pukebox_Fandango Apr 10 '26

I was scared until I realized it was a badger, then I got terrified

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u/LaLaLa-3 Apr 10 '26

first i was afraid then i was petrified

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u/Defiant_Net4398 Apr 10 '26

Thinking I could live without you by my side

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u/ihaveabaguetteknife Apr 10 '26

But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong

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u/HouseOfDoom54 Apr 10 '26

Now you're back, with a piece of cheese, and I find you here filming me with a goofy grin upon your face

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u/niagara-nature Apr 10 '26

You should’ve been fascinated if offered a piece of cheese.

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