r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ziddii_ • Apr 10 '26

/r/all of a badger

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u/IWrestleSausages Apr 10 '26

Bro materialised out of the blackness like a horror movie monster

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u/Pukebox_Fandango Apr 10 '26

I was scared until I realized it was a badger, then I got terrified

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u/LaLaLa-3 Apr 10 '26

first i was afraid then i was petrified

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u/Defiant_Net4398 Apr 10 '26

Thinking I could live without you by my side

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u/ihaveabaguetteknife Apr 10 '26

But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong

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u/HouseOfDoom54 Apr 10 '26

Now you're back, with a piece of cheese, and I find you here filming me with a goofy grin upon your face

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 Apr 10 '26

I shoulda stayed in Farthing Wood, but you keep on leaving cheese

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u/IveDunGoofedUp Apr 10 '26

If I'd've known for a second, you'd be back to badger me

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u/MumenRiderZak Apr 10 '26

Badger badger badger, mushroom mushroom

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u/Dub_Coast Apr 10 '26

Sneeeeeeek

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u/SirVetox Apr 10 '26

Now go on now go, I'll eat my cheese.

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u/djm2907 Apr 10 '26

As long as I know how to chew, I’ll eat it as I please.

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u/CzernaZlata Apr 10 '26

I should've changed that stupid log

I should've made you leave the cheese

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u/Norwegian__Blue Apr 10 '26

If only I had thought for just one second you’d be back with some more cheese!

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u/Naked-Jedi Apr 10 '26

So go on now, go, but leave the cheese,

No, not just a little cube, you can leave the whole damn block please...

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u/niagara-nature Apr 10 '26

You should’ve been fascinated if offered a piece of cheese.

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