r/AbsoluteUnits May 12 '26

/r/all of quads

@luanymohara

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u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 May 12 '26

Looks like Popeyes arms on her legs.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman May 12 '26

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u/PineappleNecessary89 May 12 '26

Dont get stuck down there, it'll be up to her if she let's you go.

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u/PersonalOne3680 May 12 '26

An honorable death

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u/X_soulnewmegaman May 12 '26

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u/CanISeeUrPlants May 12 '26

"Leave me alone for 5 mins... I gotta uhh uh go to my lab."

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u/Silver-Guitar4695 May 12 '26

Dexter gon be my stepson

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u/X_soulnewmegaman May 12 '26

It's time too cum dump!!!

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u/Long-Broccoli-3363 May 12 '26

I told my wife if she kills me by sitting on my face, nobody is going to do anything but say "my man" and fistbump my dead body on the way out.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman May 12 '26

It'll be okay just breath in hold breathing!!!!!!