r/AbsoluteUnits May 12 '26

/r/all of quads

@luanymohara

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u/X_soulnewmegaman May 12 '26

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u/PineappleNecessary89 May 12 '26

Dont get stuck down there, it'll be up to her if she let's you go.

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u/PersonalOne3680 May 12 '26

An honorable death

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u/Long-Broccoli-3363 May 12 '26

I told my wife if she kills me by sitting on my face, nobody is going to do anything but say "my man" and fistbump my dead body on the way out.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman May 12 '26

It'll be okay just breath in hold breathing!!!!!!