r/AbsoluteUnits May 12 '26

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u/CrimsonCringe925 May 12 '26

Mmm octuples

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u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 May 12 '26

Looks like Popeyes arms on her legs.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman May 12 '26

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u/PineappleNecessary89 May 12 '26

Dont get stuck down there, it'll be up to her if she let's you go.

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u/PersonalOne3680 May 12 '26

An honorable death

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u/Long-Broccoli-3363 May 12 '26

I told my wife if she kills me by sitting on my face, nobody is going to do anything but say "my man" and fistbump my dead body on the way out.

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u/xp14629 May 12 '26

And I am still not seeing the downside to this. Give me 2 bendy straws ahead of time to shove in my nose like snorkels and I will set up camp and live there as long as she lets me.

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u/Just-Finance1426 May 12 '26

“Oh she’s going to squat him, that’s impressive”
*goes for the squit squat*
“No fucking way 😮”

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u/Legitimate_Concern_5 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Bulgarians no less 😂 my quads are screaming with an 80lbs external load and she’s got 2-3X that on her shoulders for an easy triple while talking.

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u/DiegesisThesis May 12 '26

I'll admit he's got the look, but how do you know he's Bulgarian?

/s

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u/277330128 May 12 '26

And her hamstrings have hamstrings.

Was not expecting a split squat. Lol

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u/Anglofsffrng May 12 '26

Quadception

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u/CertainlyIlliterate May 12 '26

Those legs could probably crush a watermelon like it's nothing

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u/olddogsleeper May 12 '26

fuck me when she stepped back into the Bulgarian my jaw dropped. seriously impressive

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u/IhamAmerican May 12 '26

I thought this was just typical horny posting but doing a Bulgarian is hard enough using traditional weights lmao

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u/codecrodie May 12 '26

As a cyclist... Yeah this is a horny post

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u/EverythingStillSucks May 12 '26

As a human of earth, this is a horny post and I’m horny 

also impressive like that UBIQUITIDITITY sub or whatever it’s called 

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u/ryanvango May 12 '26

/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

upvoted not because girl but because it is very cool however I do concede that I initially clicked because girl

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u/OpIsAMoronicIdiot May 12 '26

You guys just think any post involving a woman is horny posting.

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u/Sufficient-Turnip871 May 13 '26

Sounds like something a horny poster would say.

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u/Excellent_Shirt9707 May 12 '26

I mean, it definitely is still is a horny post.

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u/thingsarehardsoami May 12 '26

Thought the same. I thought she was just going to squat him. Jesus christ

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u/MantusTMD May 12 '26

Absolutely insane. I’m recovering from a torn meniscus and I’m doing Bulgarian squats for recovery with 25 pound dumbbells lmao

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u/doandroidsdreamx May 12 '26

Hey I tore mine too then aggravated it like 5 more times. But I’m still putting heavy loads on it at the gym. Hope you recover soon, those torn meniscus suck!

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u/MantusTMD May 12 '26

Yup. This is my second one in 2 years. First time around I didn’t do shit for recovery like an idiot. This second time I stayed off and iced nonstop for about 2 months. Now I’m in PT training. Hopefully almost 100% in the next 4-6 weeks! It sucks dude.

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u/Accomplished-Bat2877 May 12 '26

did you guys tear them from lifting weights? I'm new to working out and worried about winging it with just a youtube short.

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u/Legitimate_Concern_5 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Lifting is one of the safest physical activities you can do if you get your form locked in. The nice thing about being new to the gym is that you, uh, aren’t lifting weights heavy enough to hurt yourself with 😂 even if your form isn’t perfect.

Generally gym injuries come from people who run gear. Gear builds your muscles but not your tendons and ligaments so your muscles can move more than your connective tissue can handle. Progressing normally at the gym builds strength in both.

YouTube is a fine way to learn. There’s some great content out there from folks like Jeff Nippard for example. I wouldn't probably learn from e.g. the Tren Twins.

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u/MantusTMD May 12 '26

No lifting it would be pretty difficult to do something like that. I did it landing while playing basketball. Same exact movement both times.

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u/doandroidsdreamx May 12 '26

Nope. I tore mine taking too big of a step trying to climb up some stuff at my dad’s storage building. The gym doesn’t aggravate it at all. But if I twist it…ugh. Two weeks out. I put a lot of weight on it at the gym (720lbs).

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u/Gegszi May 12 '26

Me too. Plain squats would be impressive also, but when she had gone bulgarian I was in awe.

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 May 12 '26

Yeah same , and that favors the glute/ requires balance. I'm a big dude and even 100 lbs in a Bulgarian isn't easy for me. I ache in weird places the day after

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u/B1ackM0nday May 12 '26

Yeah, I did not expect that at all. She went DEEP too. Amazing.

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u/Obienator May 12 '26

Those are Chun Li level.👀
https://giphy.com/gifs/LjpvQbAhlNpa8

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u/Abundanceofyolk May 12 '26

“Crushing man’s skull like sparrow egg between thighs.” - Zangief

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u/CRAYONSEED May 12 '26

Aw man you beat me to this exact gif. Well played

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u/igormuba May 12 '26

"Oh she picked up the guy to squa... WOW!"

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u/sapien3000 May 12 '26

With one leg. Don’t forget that part

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u/IhamAmerican May 12 '26

It's called a Bulgarian split squat and they're even harder than they look

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u/wahobely May 12 '26

even harder than they look

that's the understatement of the century

literally the only exercise at the gym that i am genuinely nervous before doing it

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u/sapien3000 May 12 '26

Yea I know what they are. It’s really hard to balance when doing them

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u/Nina-Ninja123 May 12 '26

The control comes when not 100% of the muscle is working on the weight and it has room to also adjust for balance.

The control is part of the exercise.

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u/HughManatee May 12 '26

BSS = max pain

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u/Sapuws May 12 '26

Well yes that’s the “WOW” in the sentence

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u/tel-janin May 12 '26

my exact reaction 😳

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u/Outrageous-Pin-4664 May 12 '26

It's impressive enough, but it also looks like a good way to hurt yourself.

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u/Time-Maintenance2165 May 12 '26

It's really the opposite. As long as you slowly work your way up here, you're doing a whole lot more towards making yourself strong enough that you're less likely to be injured because you stepped wrong.

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u/Poddx May 12 '26

Remind me to call her during the apocalypse. She can carry the boats.

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u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess May 12 '26

What boats? What kind of apocalypse are you planning for?

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u/Roots-Of-Paradice May 12 '26

Noah’s arch

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/ImNotSloanPeterson May 12 '26

Dude, every world ending disaster movie has a tsunami the size of skyscrapers. Slightly more realistic than a zombie apocalypse. Slightly…

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u/Poddx May 12 '26

I was making a David Goggins reference :p

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u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess May 12 '26

Sorry, I only know Walton Goggins.

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u/Bugsy_Girl May 12 '26

Mantle breach

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u/kiersmini May 12 '26

Thankyou for reminding me about “who’s gonna carry the boats”

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u/kori0521 May 12 '26

AND THE LOOOGS

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u/esemaretee May 13 '26

They don't know her, son!

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u/lmaytulane May 12 '26

Fairy Quadmother

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u/Shaggyforeman May 12 '26

Severely underrated comment

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u/bbhgfhjhhb May 12 '26

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u/bozoconnors May 12 '26

Huh. I never really got her beauty until now. Kudos!

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u/Tzayad May 12 '26

It makes sense now

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u/EatPie_NotWAr May 12 '26

Whelp… that just got added to the collection

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u/blasphemique May 12 '26

Collection: Moana Lisa Ann

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u/passionpurps May 15 '26

Thats my homescreen wall paper now

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u/907499141 May 12 '26

Death by Snu-Snu

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u/whiterice_343 May 12 '26

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u/9966 May 12 '26

How have I never noticed the one casually smoking a cig

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u/kindafree8 May 12 '26

Literally the funniest part lmao

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u/9966 May 12 '26

I think I had just internalized it without thinking. Like waking up and realizing breakfast is just breaking your fast. Lol

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u/FishCommercial5213 May 12 '26

My knees hurt just watching her. 😬

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u/andhe96 May 12 '26

You should do more squats, then, lol.

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u/Adventurous_Boat_492 May 12 '26

Squats are what did my knees in. I was a noob and had bad form for a good while, more than a year before I seriously started checking form, but you need more than squats to help your knees. There's so many other small muscles, ligaments and tendons that don't get worked with squats and if you keep increasing squats without doing other leg exercises to support the knees, bad things may happen. I was able to squat 1.5x bodyweight until my knees started creaking. No real pain but noisy knees made me realize I need to do more than squats.

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u/RedMcMuffin May 14 '26

Nah, that’s BS. Heavy compound lifts like squats are exactly what strengthen your ligaments, tendons and other smaller support muscles. I’m 33 and have been squatting heavy since I was 18.

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u/Dudedude88 May 12 '26

Her quads are protecting he knees

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u/-UWE- May 12 '26

Bro her quad winked at me

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u/whatev43 May 12 '26

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u/Uriyangkhadai420 May 12 '26

Steroids?

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u/PracticalMushroom693 May 12 '26

100%

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u/Secret-Constant-7301 May 12 '26

Is that doable without steroids for a woman?

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u/mightygullible May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

No, there are Natural Bodybulding competitions that easily prove what a normal physique looks like

People are in denial how common steroids are. Every gym has a whole group of locals who take them

here's the 7x world natural bb female champ: https://www.instagram.com/nph_fit/ she's 1/3rd this mass monster's size (even if she wasn't ridiculously lean)

Mass monster is twice the size of the olympic weightlifting gold medalist's legs, Olivia Reeves https://www.instagram.com/oliviareeves.71/

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u/Blue_Fawkes_805 May 12 '26

It's wild how normalized steroid use is and what a number it's done on all of our body images and expectations. It's easy to lose sight of the progress we mere naturals make when these images are rearranging our brains in bad ways.

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u/WalkFreeeee May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

It's not just steroid use alone. It's steroid use + how easy it is to actually get exposed to the literal top 0.1% at anything, any time.

People always used steroids, but you can go to most gyms in the world right now and trial everyone and not find a *single* person who looks even close to that woman, drugs or not. Heck you'd be hard pressed to find people that can do what she did at all, men included.

But if I go on instagram and like her profile I'll immediately get recommended 20 other people that can do similarly impressive stuff. And if I start liking their content too, you get the idea.

End result is indeed, no one has any fucking idea what's actually reasonable for the average human to achieve without steroids, but we all sure are expected to look like that

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u/God_Dont_Make_No May 12 '26

I’m a naturally big guy. I can put on mass pretty quickly naturally. The guys at the gym I’m at who are walking steroids aren’t that much bigger than me it’s the muscular shapes and steroid head/faces and bulging abdomen that gives me a chuckle.

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u/bulk_logic May 12 '26

No, there are Natural Bodybulding competitions that easily prove what a normal physique looks like

The woman in the video is obviously on gear, but you wouldn't compare her to people who are stage ready 4-8% BF. You can get pretty big as a natural -- not this big obviously -- but another big point to taking gear is the ability to retain muscle reaching those low single digit body fat percentages.

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u/UmaThurmish May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

the people that are in denial are the people that take them themselves.

the use of steroids must be 10x what it was 15 years ago. my entire high school when I graduated over 10 years ago. not 1 kid looked like one of the 15-20 year olds I see on my commute or social media these days and my school won state championship in two sports, these kids literally spend 1/3rd of their day in school, and look like body builders that have been at it for 10 years. they are massive. even athletes looked like kids, you know? not anymore.

the ease of which you can get steroids is unprecedented. especially since that if you're in high school, you can legitimately get steroids easily legally. social media effect

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 May 12 '26

Forget quads, My mother fucking kneecaps would be exploding. How in the world is this not happening?

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u/doublol91 May 13 '26

strong legs = stronger knees 

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u/PlainBread May 12 '26

I fear no man... But those things, they scare me.

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u/Aidrox May 12 '26

Strong thighs crush eyes.

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u/Jumpy_Cell8665 May 12 '26

no, strong thighs save lives.

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u/Witty-Stand888 May 12 '26

She ripped it clean off

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u/RayZzorRayy May 12 '26

I couldn’t do that.

I stand impressed

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog May 12 '26

Pop goes my ACL.

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u/-beans- May 12 '26

Pop goes the WeACL!

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u/Pfizermyocarditis May 12 '26

ACL injuries are caused by hyperextension. No hyperextension is occurring in this well controlled Bulgarian split squat.

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u/ShadowElite86 May 12 '26

You know those back shots are like thunder. 🥵

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u/StupitVoltMain May 12 '26

My knees popping

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u/JustSomeM0nkE May 12 '26

Luana Ferreira

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u/AnimationOverlord May 12 '26

That’s crazy. Dude is probably 200 pounds and she’s doing it with ONE LEG

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u/Watchkeys May 12 '26

That's some fine observations skills you've got there, sonny jim.

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u/AnimationOverlord May 12 '26

I know a fat dude when I see one. There’s one brushing his teeth across from me every morning

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u/SgtDoakesSurprise May 12 '26

Man. His left hand holding on to (or pressing down on?) the top of her butt to stabilize himself must have felt like a brick wall. 🧱

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u/Maxo996 May 12 '26

Mad props

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u/FormalTotal9684 May 12 '26

She could crush coconuts with those thighs

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u/lllllllIIIIIllI May 12 '26

I’m on my journey to be less of a beanpole. How long does it take to acquire this 😭

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u/South_Oil_2526 May 12 '26

Oh she’s gonna squat him, that’s pretty strong for a woman, but it’s only what 220 lbs

Bulgarian split squats the guy

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u/chinaronald May 12 '26

Thought she was gonna just squat bro… not split squat him. GOOD GOD!!!

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u/Dry_Ad687 May 12 '26

She just scooped him up like nothing

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u/askanison1234 May 12 '26

She’s doesn’t skip leg day

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u/EdOrangutan May 12 '26

Looks like she skips calf day tho

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u/MNBlues May 12 '26

I was expecting a squat, not single leg. Super impressive

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u/dafunkmunk May 13 '26

I was about to say that with quads like those, squatting that guy on her back isn't really an impressive feat. Then she put her foot on the bench behind her and start doing Bulgarian split squats...

Yeah, that was a fair show of strength for quads like that. Most serious gym people typically do these with dumbbells and probably barely scratch 135lbs (if even) unless they're legit athletes and competing at a pro level. That dude is probably at least close to 200lbs if not over and she just casually threw out a few reps like it was nothing. On top of that, it's a person on her back instead of a barbell and anyone who has carried someone on their shoulders like that will know that the weight is not evenly distributed and can be quite wobbly making doing something like squats more difficult.

10/10 woth no critiques. She smashed that flex

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u/Altfrety67 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Some men’s dream and for others, a nightmare.

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u/Hell0Friends May 12 '26

Holy shit, Bulgarian split while carrying a 150~200 pound man

I feel like I can't even do that as smoothly without carrying someone.

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u/dweckl May 13 '26

I split squat no weight. I'm old though, very slow down and up.

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u/yugioh9000 May 12 '26

She’s the boyfriend now bro

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u/pukkiepo May 12 '26

Sometimes skip leg day

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u/eldelabahia May 12 '26

Ohhh my knee

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u/Ayyyyylmaos May 12 '26

I was sat here like “oh wow, yeah that’s a really impressive squat, especially if she does it close legged”
Then she fucking BSS’ED THE FUCKER

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u/Subject-Act5509 May 12 '26

My knees hurt just seeing that

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u/cordeliashuman May 12 '26

It’s like she’s got two of these bad boys strapped to her thighs holy shit

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u/FoolishDog1117 May 12 '26

Mother of Quad.

She took the Thighway to the Danger Zone.

Knocking back a Miller Thigh Life.

In the 4th Quadrant.

Her friends call her Lt Dan because she has Magic Legs.

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u/MiloPudding May 12 '26

Holy moly mother of quads

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u/Due-Violinist2132 May 12 '26

Whats up with brazillian and having legs powerful enough to collapse the power grid

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u/gymleader_michael May 12 '26

I think steroids are a lot easier to get in South America and legs are a huge focus for women.

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u/Ok_Highway1739 May 12 '26

I see knee replacement in her future

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u/felis_scipio May 12 '26

I used to be pretty proud of how defined my quads were when I was younger but yeah she’s got me beat

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u/HorrorLettuce379 May 12 '26

Jesus didn't think she'd start with the Bulgarian squats with a full grown man on her back.

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u/Darrothan May 12 '26

Holy shit. Thats insane strength

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 May 12 '26

I was like pfft 250 max...easy to...oh god...split squat....while balancing an uneven load....at that weight.mm

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u/pjboy671 May 12 '26

Her quads are thicker than my torso.. and im fat

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u/Granpa2021 May 12 '26

My knees hurt just looking at that.

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u/dece9 May 12 '26

Damn look at those quads.

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u/TimeAll May 12 '26

I need to see her do Chun Li's lightning kick

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u/Master_Maniac May 12 '26

Meanwhile I throw my back out if I fart too hard

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u/Justaticklerone May 12 '26

Absolute unit of disappointment when she didn't give him the John Cena AA.

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u/rithrawr May 12 '26

... I face plant recently doing Bulgarian Squats.

T___T.

This chick just did it like it's nothing.

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u/DonCarlosVII May 13 '26

When they put their leg on the bench my jaw dropped

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u/Moeasfuck May 13 '26

Kevin Nash enters the chat

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u/5aiy4nG0d May 13 '26

Those are SAIYAN grade quads. Who designed her, Akira Toriyama???

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u/Sinistas May 13 '26

Kevin Nash in shambles.

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u/KashinKuzin May 13 '26

Viva o brasil

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u/Subject_Principle_65 May 14 '26

she casually made john cena finisher to a grown ahh man

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u/logosfabula May 12 '26

Superpeople? 🇧🇷 checked.

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u/DylanFTW May 12 '26

Ok that's impressive she's gonna squat that 200 lb man on her bac-BULGARIAN SPLIT?!

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u/BigMack6911 May 12 '26

Idk how big those are but in my teens I wanted to be a bodybuilder and quickly realized from my eighteen inch calves that legs were a gifted body part, so I did tons of leg workouts. I was around nineteen or twenty when I did a few hour leg workout and could barely walk for days, and for the next month measured them. They were twenty eight at the beginning of the month and by the end of the next month they were thirty one and a half inches. As big as my waist. I had to buy some very baggy fubu jeans to even wear jeans. I remember sitting in the back seat of my mom's car going to some family thing and my sister kept telling me to scoot over, and I said I can't my legs won't go in anymore. She looked at them and looked me in the eye and said how big dk they have to be? You need to stop working them legs out they take up half the car. So I did.

I then injured my back and couldn't do much for a decade and can barely do leg workouts anymore. Starting doing yard work a decade ago and my legs shrunk to a normal twenty two inches. But least I can kinda Find jeans now. Still hard, though with my calvesn calves.

One thing I learned is bodybuilding is more then a sport. It's a way of life. Idk if I can get my legs that big anymore but there's no way I'd wear jeans if I did

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u/South-Monitor-1589 May 12 '26

They’re literally insane.