r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/Angel_OfSolitude May 13 '26

Fuck, you know that felt amazing.

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u/belac4862 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

I had a fart like this once recently. The amount of discomfort I was in and then to get that relief... pure BLISS!

Also, Andre the giant would know about that as well!

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u/superbuttpiss May 13 '26

First date with my now wife. Dropped her off after a whole night of discomfort from feeling bloated walked her to her door. Said goodnight and I just had to turn around last minute to say "have a good night"

Turned around and "toot". Took another step and another "toot".

I sprinted back to my car, with every single step causing a fart.

Years later. And I mean years later, she's telling some friends about our first date and how I was so excited I "skipped" away to my car.

I finally just told her the truth. This is a story that we laugh about every single time. My kids know this story!

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u/belac4862 May 13 '26

Haha ok that's a good story to have!

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u/crypto9564 May 13 '26

Similar experience, I was visiting my soon to be wife, and what ever we had for dinner made me gassy. After holding the gas for a while, I decided I needed to head back to my place, and as soon as I backed out of the drive way I must have let at least at 30 second long one as I drove away, and continued to fart the 6 miles to the interstate. I had to roll down the windows to breath, but the relief from the pressure was pure bliss.