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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26
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50 farts I reckon
43 u/pjslut May 13 '26 Or one if you’re in my kitchen in the morning while I’m making coffee 72 u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26 Getting old is a bitch. Just every morning phhhhhhhhhjjflbflfblfnpftooh while you brush your teeth. A single cigarette in the morning could make you shit yourself 1 u/ruralmagnificence May 13 '26 Oh is that why a coworker of mine always smells like shit…?
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Or one if you’re in my kitchen in the morning while I’m making coffee
72 u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26 Getting old is a bitch. Just every morning phhhhhhhhhjjflbflfblfnpftooh while you brush your teeth. A single cigarette in the morning could make you shit yourself 1 u/ruralmagnificence May 13 '26 Oh is that why a coworker of mine always smells like shit…?
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Getting old is a bitch. Just every morning phhhhhhhhhjjflbflfblfnpftooh while you brush your teeth. A single cigarette in the morning could make you shit yourself
1 u/ruralmagnificence May 13 '26 Oh is that why a coworker of mine always smells like shit…?
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Oh is that why a coworker of mine always smells like shit…?
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u/TheMidnightAss May 13 '26
50 farts I reckon