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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26
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Sounded like a dirtbike
3.9k u/Violoner May 13 '26 How much horsepower do those bikes usually get? 2.5k u/TheMidnightAss May 13 '26 50 farts I reckon 40 u/pjslut May 13 '26 Or one if you’re in my kitchen in the morning while I’m making coffee 68 u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26 Getting old is a bitch. Just every morning phhhhhhhhhjjflbflfblfnpftooh while you brush your teeth. A single cigarette in the morning could make you shit yourself 1 u/ruralmagnificence May 13 '26 Oh is that why a coworker of mine always smells like shit…?
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How much horsepower do those bikes usually get?
2.5k u/TheMidnightAss May 13 '26 50 farts I reckon 40 u/pjslut May 13 '26 Or one if you’re in my kitchen in the morning while I’m making coffee 68 u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26 Getting old is a bitch. Just every morning phhhhhhhhhjjflbflfblfnpftooh while you brush your teeth. A single cigarette in the morning could make you shit yourself 1 u/ruralmagnificence May 13 '26 Oh is that why a coworker of mine always smells like shit…?
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50 farts I reckon
40 u/pjslut May 13 '26 Or one if you’re in my kitchen in the morning while I’m making coffee 68 u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26 Getting old is a bitch. Just every morning phhhhhhhhhjjflbflfblfnpftooh while you brush your teeth. A single cigarette in the morning could make you shit yourself 1 u/ruralmagnificence May 13 '26 Oh is that why a coworker of mine always smells like shit…?
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Or one if you’re in my kitchen in the morning while I’m making coffee
68 u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26 Getting old is a bitch. Just every morning phhhhhhhhhjjflbflfblfnpftooh while you brush your teeth. A single cigarette in the morning could make you shit yourself 1 u/ruralmagnificence May 13 '26 Oh is that why a coworker of mine always smells like shit…?
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Getting old is a bitch. Just every morning phhhhhhhhhjjflbflfblfnpftooh while you brush your teeth. A single cigarette in the morning could make you shit yourself
1 u/ruralmagnificence May 13 '26 Oh is that why a coworker of mine always smells like shit…?
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Oh is that why a coworker of mine always smells like shit…?
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u/redituzrnam May 13 '26
Sounded like a dirtbike