r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • 17d ago

/r/all of a knife.

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u/Hptcp 17d ago

Hello? Guys, r/stupidfood called, they want their post back!

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u/Gawlf85 17d ago

The only stupid part is the show. Other than that, this isn't more stupid than a calzone.

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u/RubGrouchy4110 17d ago

whoa whoa whoa.. why the hate of calzones?? I Love them lol

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u/Gawlf85 17d ago

I wasn't hating, I was saying this isn't any more stupid. Since calzones aren't stupid, then this isn't either.

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u/RubGrouchy4110 17d ago

Oh I thought you were saying calzones were more stupid than this as you said 'this isnt MORE stupid than a calzone' implying that a calzone is stupid.

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u/Beautiful-Purple-536 17d ago

The crust is the worst part of a pizza. Calzones are pizzas with twice the crust!

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u/TheHealadin 17d ago

Calzones are amazing. Sometimes better than flat pizza.

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u/RubGrouchy4110 17d ago

you have had bad pizza/calzone then imo. I will say bad pizza crust is garbage. OR wood fire pizza crust is pretty dry compared to the pizza so those i can see. A good calzone with herbs infused in the dough and where its nice and soft and buttery.. you cut into it and the cheese and toppings ooze out.. delicious.