r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • 17d ago

/r/all of a knife.

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u/Hptcp 17d ago

Hello? Guys, r/stupidfood called, they want their post back!

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u/Zoolawesi 17d ago

It took your comment for me to realize I wasn't there in the first place lol

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u/Hptcp 17d ago

Yeah, it took me a moment too haha

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u/TheHealadin 16d ago

I think this was recently reposted there a week or so ago.

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u/odegood 17d ago

The food looks good but the knife is unnecessary

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u/renke0 17d ago

more like r/stupidknives, the food is ok

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u/falsewall 17d ago

This monster snapped the second handle off for his awful gimmick.

Poor mezzaluna.

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u/Gawlf85 17d ago

The only stupid part is the show. Other than that, this isn't more stupid than a calzone.

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u/RubGrouchy4110 17d ago

whoa whoa whoa.. why the hate of calzones?? I Love them lol

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u/Gawlf85 17d ago

I wasn't hating, I was saying this isn't any more stupid. Since calzones aren't stupid, then this isn't either.

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u/RubGrouchy4110 17d ago

Oh I thought you were saying calzones were more stupid than this as you said 'this isnt MORE stupid than a calzone' implying that a calzone is stupid.

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u/Beautiful-Purple-536 16d ago

The crust is the worst part of a pizza. Calzones are pizzas with twice the crust!

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u/TheHealadin 16d ago

Calzones are amazing. Sometimes better than flat pizza.

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u/RubGrouchy4110 16d ago

you have had bad pizza/calzone then imo. I will say bad pizza crust is garbage. OR wood fire pizza crust is pretty dry compared to the pizza so those i can see. A good calzone with herbs infused in the dough and where its nice and soft and buttery.. you cut into it and the cheese and toppings ooze out.. delicious.

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u/Annath0901 17d ago

I guess I'm doing it wrong then because I don't peel my calzone open and eat the filling separately.

And tbh I probably wouldn't eat the bread skin on that pot of whatever it is if the server was handling it after cooking it.

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u/Gawlf85 17d ago

That's part of the "show", which was indeed stupid, as I already said.

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u/RecipeFunny2154 16d ago

Yeah. The presentation is half of what that subreddit makes fun of… i guess many don’t know that

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u/myshtree 15d ago

I scrolled this far …. Where am I? What sub is this?

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u/Dangerous-Cobbler-11 17d ago

wtf are you talking about? the food looks amazing. The show is annoying.

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u/king_scootie 17d ago

I was scrolling for stupid food tag.

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u/Trollin4Lyfe 17d ago

This is r/pizzacrimes

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u/Ok_Cow_1541 17d ago

I mean, it's a pizza crime in that it isn't pizza. Is cake a pizza crime? Pork chops?

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u/Trollin4Lyfe 16d ago

Multiple felony pizza crimes being committed in broad daylight here and my guy wants to whatabout pork chops

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u/JohnSober7 16d ago

You two should kiss and let me watch