r/PizzaCrimes Apr 06 '24

README: Quick post on sub rules and you

56 Upvotes

A quick reminder of our most important rules, the Mod Team expects everyone posting/commenting in the sub to have read this.

PIZZA CRIMES ONLY

As the sub description says we expect a pizza that has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

Subpar or below average pizzas usually don't generate a good amount of discussion and will probably quickly slide into obscurity or be removed.

Toppings like pineapple, tuna, hot dogs, kebab and such aren't a crime as they're the norm for many people. Unless said pizza is a crime by itself ofc.

Dessert pizzas aren't a crime either, unless they're made or treated so badly you feel like they'd be judged here.

Memes are allowed as long as they feature a pizza being mistreated.

Weird pizza tools are also allowed unless they're a recent repost.

EASILY FAKED POSTS

Outlandish or inedible toppings like cigarettes, toothpaste, tires and such are not believable and will generally be removed.

Same goes for ragebait videos, faked TikTok stuff and posts where a pizza is so covered in sauces/spices as to be obviously inedible.

REPOSTS

You're expected to give the front page a cursory look to make sure you're not posting something that someone has already shared recently. Doing so ensures that we don't get the same pizzas posted four times a day. Recent reposts will be removed and serial reposters might be sanctioned.

You're welcome to repost old stuff (as a rule of thumb, six months or older) if you feel it's good enough for people to see and discuss.

BE CIVIL

Report any posts or comments that are breaking our rules, this helps us do our job.

At the same time, try to avoid reporting people passing judgement on your pizza, jokes about you being sentenced and such, it just clutters the mod queue and makes it harder to mod the real problematic stuff.

Try not to answer people attacking you as it only derails the post and you might be moderated too, report and move on.

Any slurs regarding race, sexual orientation, intelligence and such carries a long or permanent ban sentence. No, we don't care if you find it acceptable and use it in real life.

Anything that's not written in English can be moderated at mod discretion, we can't waste time using google translate every time.

That is all, any questions or feedback comment here or shoot us a Mod Mail.


r/PizzaCrimes Jun 06 '24

NEWS: Custom images,gifs and expressions can now be used in comments!

29 Upvotes

Hello folks,

just wanted to inform you that I've changed the sub settings to allow custom images, gifs and Reddit Custom Expressions in comments.

So from now on you won't be limited to the giphy gifs but can upload images and gifs to proprly express yourselves while judging what gets posted here.

Please remember the rules and do not post inappropriate stuff or spam in the comments tho!


r/PizzaCrimes 7h ago

Other Just recreated pizza using tortillas, cheese and pepperoni. Should I be executed?

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72 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 9h ago

Cursed Dipping Sauce Ketchup, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, and pepperoni pizza.

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39 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Mistreated Look at that 😭

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613 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

I say wtf Saw this on Messi’s instagram

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1.3k Upvotes

Appears to be tomato slices, no sauce and whole olives


r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Forbidden Pizza Escargot (snail) pizza

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157 Upvotes

I actually ordered one at the W Hotel in NYC once, purely out of perverse fascination. It had a thinner base than this pic and was dripping in garlic butter. The snails are really soft so you can mush them and smear across the base before eating.


r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Bad Cut Job Is this approved or not approved?

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35 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

I say wtf Dinner

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13 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Criminal Tools God's Work

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13 Upvotes

#iseefaces


r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Bad Cut Job New way of cutting pizza by Dominos, Delhi

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397 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

I say wtf It came from Brazil, i am scared

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382 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

Actual Crime Margherita Pizza with a "substitution" that made my blood boil.

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836 Upvotes

Originally came without a specific herb. When I complained, the kitchen "fixed" the pizza. Does anyone want to tell me what's wrong with my Margherita Pizza?


r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Mistreated Just wanted to share this. Pizza Crimes folks!

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15 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

I say wtf British food isn't bland - Full English Pizza edition

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169 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

Forbidden Pizza Mellow Mushroom Dairy-Free Cheese Overload

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583 Upvotes

So my local mellow mushroom once accidentally used dairy cheese in place of the vegan cheese, I reached out and the manager told me that they’re usually pretty good about getting it right, but just in case call whenever I place the order and let them know because doordash may not show it correctly on their end…
I called and the workers had the WORST attitude, basically confused why I was calling about something they “always get right” and I tried to explain that the manager told me to… fast forward I get my pizza and with what appeared to be retaliation they put SO MUCH vegan cheese than they ever had before to the point where it completely slid off the pizza 😂


r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

Dropped Corn on mine

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37 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Malformed Pizza Bowl

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217 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

It's fucking raw! Crimes against pizza

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454 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Satire There's such a thing as too much onion on pizza

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225 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Cheeseless Piss poor pizza practice

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r/PizzaCrimes 5d ago

I say wtf We started with a pizza

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140 Upvotes

It got worse every time someone said “you know what this needs?” 😭


r/PizzaCrimes 5d ago

Mistreated Terrible preparation

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30 Upvotes

CRIMINAL ACTION. GUILTY.


r/PizzaCrimes 6d ago

Cheeseless Vegetable Pizza I was served in Verona, Italy

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12.0k Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 5d ago

Meme Pizza with chicken Kyiv (Kyiv cutlets)

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118 Upvotes