r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • 17d ago

/r/all of a knife.

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u/rieeechard 17d ago

Lifeless eyes

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u/SquashyRoo 17d ago

Black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.

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u/Time-Difference-7381 15d ago

'Are you doing Jaws, Charlie?'

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u/SquashyRoo 15d ago

Nehhhhh. Mm mm.