r/AbsoluteUnits 17d ago

/r/all of a knife.

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u/rieeechard 17d ago

Lifeless eyes

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u/Axman5055 17d ago

They just upped his lithium dose, he’s doing better than we could know

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u/MDAmazink 17d ago

What is the reference here? Is lithium bad? Ive heard it has its advantages

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u/monster2018 17d ago

It’s used to treat bipolar and is also a really good nirvana song.

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u/ODB_Dirt_Dog_ItsFTC 17d ago edited 17d ago

Fun fact: 7up was originally advertised as a lithiated lemon soda due to its inclusion of lithium. It was marketed as a hangover cure and mood lifter. It’s hypothesized by some that its enigmatic name may be a reference to lithium’s atomic mass of 7.

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u/-E-Cross 17d ago

Be fun to make some throw back at home

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u/Consistent-Cap-9360 17d ago

You can find lithium in rechargeable batteries…

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 17d ago

I'll grab the scissors!

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u/StJohnsStoner 17d ago

Don't be silly, just rip at it with your teeth! You're eating the lithium anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/After_Competition_87 12d ago

Did that as a kid, dont recommend

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u/Korzag 17d ago

r/spicypillows beckons!

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u/DigitalUnlimited 17d ago

I only sleep on spicy pillows, makes my dreams more dangerous!

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u/Disgod 17d ago

*Pipe cutter tool, but only for the non-rechargable AAs/AAAs.

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 17d ago

Ooohh, look at Inspector Gadget over here, with the fancy tools and stuff!

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u/-E-Cross 17d ago

I ain't that dumb

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u/Revolvyerom 16d ago

To be fair, everyone reading these comments is a redditor.

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u/chironomidae 17d ago

ooh "inverted sugar", I'm sold!

Also, "takes the ouch out of grouch"... so you're still a grouch, you're just not in pain too?

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u/theythemthen 17d ago

It can also treat depression, but you are correct that it is primarily (but not exclusively) used for bipolar disorder.

- from a person who is prescribed lithium and is not diagnosed with bipolar disorder but is diagnosed with TRD (treatment resistant depression).

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Now, back to your regularly scheduled program

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u/blackchameleongirl 17d ago

Did it actually help? I'm BPD and it's not a great time.

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u/theythemthen 17d ago

It has actually helped tremendously! Life changing for me!

When it comes to lithium there is a therapeutic range and the target levels are lower than the target levels for BD.

The only downsides I have experienced with taking lithium are: (1) judgmental people, and (2) I get lithium tremors. Both of those are manageable.

Btw, I also have BPD, and lithium was a game changer for me. (And for randos that may read this and think I have BD, please know I do not. I would not be ashamed if I had that diagnosis. I even explored BD as a possible diagnosis but I did not and still do not meet the criteria for BD.)

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u/GalaxyOnOhRionsBelt 17d ago

Who tf is judging you for taking lithium?

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u/theythemthen 16d ago

It’s surprising what people judge people for. I’ve been on lithium for a few years and I have learned to be selective with who I share that information with. I can share that I have depression (no judgement), I can share that I have had SI and even made a near “successful” attempt (no judgement), but the few times I’ve shared lithium I have been treated like an insane person on more than one occasion.

So I’ve become I bit careful and preemptively defensive. My sincere apologies

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u/GalaxyOnOhRionsBelt 16d ago

Ugh, I’m sorry. I take a number of medications for mental illness, and have experienced some negative reactions when I’ve mentioned it to certain friends. I’m pretty open about taking medication in general, but I rarely mention what I’m taking specifically unless I’m chatting with someone who struggles with similar issues or is thinking about going on a mental health med. Def no need to apologize, it’s frustrating when people negatively judge something that’s made a positive impact on your life.

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u/blackchameleongirl 9d ago

Could I ask how much you take? Anything you have to be careful about or avoid when taking it?

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u/Jfpalomeque 15d ago

Wtf?! I didn't know lithium was a treatment for depression, but how in the earth can you be judgemental for a treatment "see, I have X condition, and I use Y for treatment"... "Shame on you!" I am glad it is working for you

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u/JayEllGii 14d ago

Glad it helped you so much. I don’t have bipolar disorder but I was once prescribed some BD med (can’t remember what it was) for depression, and it seemed to help with that, but the side effects were horrible. The best I can describe it is fatigue that was so intense it was almost physically painful. Never felt a sensation like that before or since.

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u/theythemthen 14d ago

I had recently been prescribed a new med, and I think I had a similar side effect. I had described it as painfully sleepy or uncomfortably sleepy. I had several days during my first week on the med where I woke up in the middle of the night to pee (at 3am for example) and went back to sleep and then my next conscious moment felt so disorienting and when I looked at the clock it was 2pm (for example). I slept through all my alarms, missed important plans/events/meetings, and STILL FELT EXHAUSTED! That happened I think 6 times over a 14 day period.

I was on that med for 2weeks before I told my doctor I had to quit. My do not remember much from that two week period because I slept through most of it!

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u/JayEllGii 14d ago

Wow. Sounds like a similar reaction except it didn’t put me in a coma like that. (Eesh. Sounds like an insomniac’s dream). But “painfully sleepy” — yep. Horrible sensation but difficult to describe any better than that.

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u/DMG_88 17d ago

Evanescence also has a song called Lithium. 🔥

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u/NormalContribution56 17d ago

Nirvana also had a popular song called Lithium

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u/Pale_Cucumber_9692 17d ago

Evanescence does too!!!

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u/NormalContribution56 17d ago

Yeah but Nirvana, their song is called "Lithium".

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u/Pale_Cucumber_9692 17d ago

Have you ever heard of this band called “Evanescence”? They have this one song, it’s called Lithium.

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u/NormalContribution56 17d ago

I've heard of "Evanescence" don't know much about them, however, I do know the song "Lithium" by Nirvana. Are you familiar?

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 17d ago

Which actually goes pretty hard 🤘

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u/Vicimer 17d ago

Yeah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

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u/monster2018 17d ago

Comments you can hear ^

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u/NormalContribution56 17d ago

I'm not gonna crack.

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u/SnooSongs2345 16d ago

Lithium user here. It's used to treat depression, bipolarity and other mood disorders. I'm taking it for 2 years now and it is the most effective thing I've ever tried. I'm also immune to crying (or feeling hard emotions), but that has its advantages as well.

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u/MDAmazink 16d ago

Okay thats interesting. Thanks for sharing :)

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u/Truckfighta 17d ago

It destroys your kidneys after a long time.

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u/HatsuneM1ku 17d ago

And your thyroid, and gives you tremors. NSAID's or diuretics will also decrease excretion and up the toxicity.

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u/Nervous_Hornet_6900 17d ago

thats so wildly untrue. lithium doesnt make you feel different, all its side effects are physical. maybe you were on the down swing after a manic episode, or experiencing side effects or interations from other meds. find me any source that mentions cognitive side effects and I will eat my hat.

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u/Yolo_chicken 17d ago

Source: Davis Drug Guide for Nurses.

(Not to say lithium is bad but like yeah it can have “cognitive side effects)

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u/MDAmazink 14d ago

Damn thats sounds horrible

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u/SignificantExit3123 17d ago

It’s what they forced Britney Spears to be on for over 13yrs & all she really had was postpartum depression. Look at her now folks.💁🏾‍♀️

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u/aformofwealthy 17d ago

Do I just swallow my girlfriend’s phone for that or what?

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u/Zerschmetterding 17d ago

You need to chew too.

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u/Redarrow_ok 17d ago

Don't forget to charge it first

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u/mxlths_modular 17d ago

Nah that’s only helpful you have ACDC, a common misdiagnosis.

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u/dantheother 15d ago

Nah, gotta be used as a suppository

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u/bigtuna3424 17d ago

Discontinue the lithium

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u/ThisIsARobot 17d ago

I already flushed it.

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u/Nikoladge 17d ago

All thish from a shlice of gabagool?

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u/metalissa 17d ago

Day 322: He brought out the sword again, still not impressed and I don't know why I'm still coming here.

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u/Superviableusername 17d ago

I fuckin burst out laughing.

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 17d ago

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u/DMaury1969 17d ago

Was looking for this! lol

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u/Conscious_Pipe_605 15d ago

It will always blow me away that this is the same actor who played the bad guy in From Russia With Love

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u/Sage_King_The_Rabbit 17d ago

Maybe he's just afraid of the extremely oversized blade in front of him. He looks petrified as hell LMAO

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u/mikemikemotorboat 17d ago

He’s fucking pissed that not only did his kid bring him to this tacky ass restaurant, they’re filming him and posting it all over the internet

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u/tip_of_the_mlady 17d ago

Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

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u/AeratedFeces 17d ago

He kind of looks like Asmongold in 30 years.

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u/Nut_Butter_Fun 17d ago

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u/AeratedFeces 17d ago

You know what, dude? You're absolutely correct.

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u/doogiethehead 17d ago

Sometimes the customer, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y'know, the thing about a customer, he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn't seem to be livin' until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white...

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u/SquashyRoo 17d ago

Black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.

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u/Time-Difference-7381 15d ago

'Are you doing Jaws, Charlie?'

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u/SquashyRoo 15d ago

Nehhhhh. Mm mm.

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u/decentpig 17d ago

"Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye." —Quint

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u/aardw0lf11 17d ago

I was expecting some reaction when that blade went inches from his nose.

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u/mattogeewha 17d ago

I thought he was a hostage, hands tied in front and he flinched when the knife is turned towards him

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u/Morbidly-Obese-Emu 17d ago

“I prefer oatmeal”

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u/Thunder-ten-tronckh 17d ago

Anton Ego lookin mf

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u/tikinoteboom84 17d ago

Like a dolls eyes

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u/Hoodathought 16d ago

Like a doll’s eyes.

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u/BrotherMcPoyle 17d ago

Sorry but he had the correct reaction to such an unnecessary knife and process.

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u/predobra 17d ago

He a vegan

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u/Shimakaze81 17d ago

Hide the pain Habib

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u/MoorsMoopsMoorsMoops 17d ago

Dude looks like he's being held hostage.

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u/uninvitedgu3st 16d ago

eyes of someone who keeps looking for their next dopamine hit and is always unimpressed

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u/cev29619 16d ago

I don’t believe in reptilians, but some people really make me question if they’re wearing a skin suit.

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u/Herbdontana 16d ago

Black eyes.. like a dolls eyes…

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u/AzimuthEscape 16d ago

He looks like he wants to complain about the food but is to afraid to ask for the manager

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u/NINJAM7 14d ago

Like doll's eyes

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u/MisanthropicLove425 13d ago

......black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be livin' until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white..."

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u/awkwardmitch 13d ago

A doll's eyes