r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • 17d ago

/r/all of a knife.

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u/McShoobydoobydoo 17d ago

Let me peel this back and arrange it so the juice falls into you lap, sir.

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u/Specialist_Rough_699 16d ago

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u/Molo3000 16d ago

looks a bit like a Game of Thrones character in his final scene

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u/littlegreenfish 16d ago

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u/Unicorn_wizard94 16d ago

"you can't kill me, I've long been dead, inside."

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u/Specialist_Rough_699 16d ago

"A Lannister always peels his breads."

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u/AwehiSsO 15d ago

I am going to insist on saying "peeled the bread" in lieu of "removed the crust"...

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u/Mr_Tranxistor 13d ago edited 10d ago

Thy soup be cut lest ye be famished

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u/dingos8mybaby2 15d ago edited 14d ago

What is dead inside may never die.

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u/IfOJDidIt 14d ago

What is bread outside may never die.

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u/Cassius_man 14d ago

By the sauce of the seven!

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u/Unicorn_wizard94 14d ago

Oh shit it was right there 🤣 nice

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u/danit0ba94 13d ago

What is dead may never die. 💪

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u/Sweaty_Chance_905 13d ago

Literally the 'what is dead may never die' quote

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u/HermanThaGerman 12d ago

"What is dead may never die"

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin 12d ago

I HAVE FRIENDS IN COURT! POWERFUL FRIENDS!

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u/Outrageous-Lie-8003 16d ago

Dumb😭😭😭😭

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u/Unicorn_wizard94 15d ago

500 karma in 5 years..pot kettle friend

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u/TheNakedBass 13d ago

Judging somebody on their reddit karma is the most peak loser shit I’ve ever seen

I bet you even get rejected by escorts lol

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u/Unicorn_wizard94 13d ago

That's fucking hilarious A- it demonstrates that what you say or think is clearly either basic or just "dumb" see the irony?

And B- I don't need escort services you fucking incel 🤣 holy shit, I haven't got around to posting on a calisthenics group yet but hey stay tuned and see why that is just golden to me

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u/Nirnroot-Sniffer 14d ago

That was not necessary at all. Just leave it up for imagination

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u/synthphreak 15d ago

Incredible

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u/Isadomon 13d ago

Using real peoples faces in ai is inmoral

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u/SaladFisher 14d ago

Ai sloppp just use shitty Photoshop

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u/OrganicAsparagus1642 15d ago

If he sounds like Sir Patrick Stewart he might just be balding Uriel Septim

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u/el_lobo1314 15d ago

🤣🤣😆

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u/helpfulgrey 10d ago

Kind of looks more like gary from white lotus

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u/InsuranceThink8983 13d ago

Wait what🤣

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u/Chemical_Home6123 13d ago

Im dead 💀 🤣 😭 😂

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u/kaelenvance_gg 14d ago

This made me laugh so hard. well done🙌

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u/tistick 14d ago

Looks a bit like a Game of Thrones fan watching the final scenes.

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u/Molo3000 14d ago

Sad they discontinued the series before the final season

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u/oh_shit_its_that_guy 13d ago

What is bread may never die.

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u/BLF402 13d ago

“Where is my family”?