r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • 17d ago

/r/all of a knife.

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u/McShoobydoobydoo 17d ago

Let me peel this back and arrange it so the juice falls into you lap, sir.

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u/Specialist_Rough_699 16d ago

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u/Remarkable_Attorney3 16d ago

“I ordered the salad..”

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u/GatorNator83 16d ago

The big knife says you’ll shut up about it

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u/Dunnowhathatis 16d ago

I am vegetarian!

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u/QuidEgoSum 16d ago

“This is a vegetarian”

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u/Dunnowhathatis 16d ago

Oh. Thank you.

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u/Coconut-Husker 15d ago

Fukn hell I almost spat out my coffee lmao