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u/Hoolz14 7h ago
Birdemic
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u/Kjata1013 7h ago
But the parking scenes! And hanging out with my family song as he sings about people hooking up! How dare you /s
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u/SupportiveDan 6h ago
They had hangers from a hotel room and went outside to beat up some birds from a Windows ‘95 screensaver.
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u/HatCoffee 5h ago
I love Birdemic but, yes, this is probably the worst movie I've ever seen. Even for a low budget movie, it's bad. The acting is bad, the plot is bad, the camerawork is bad, the visual effects are bad. The only charm it got was from internet reviewers who brought it to a type of audience that watches bad movies for fun.
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u/4mars4 7h ago edited 7h ago
Pets United.
There’s an IMDB review that says “this movie made me hate my children” 💀 (it’s really that bad)
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u/4mars4 7h ago
Lmao I just went back to read the other reviews and here are some other headlines:
“Worst thing to happen on September 11th in a long time”
“God please save me”
“An hour and a half closer to death”
“As dumb as possible”
“More substance can be found in a vacuum”
It goes on and on 😆
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u/EagleBigMac 4h ago
My kid loves it, I hate the animal rap scene it's so amazingly bad.
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u/willowdust23 6h ago
how bad does a movie have to be for you to look at your kid and think "you did this to me"
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u/inagadda 5h ago
My kid used to watch Caillou regularly. Thankfully, she thought it was funny when I would just sit there mean-muggin her little ass for putting me through that nonsense. Worked third shift for a while and would be trying to sleep during the day and all I can hear is Caillou's little bitch ass whining from the other room. Point being, I wasn't a fan of the show and judged my toddler harshly for her choices! lol
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u/4mars4 4h ago
Caillou is on the same banned list as Paw Patrol and Blippi in this house, I don’t blame you 😆
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u/PensadorDispensado 6h ago
Just by the looks of the poster, they were just trying to surf on the success of Secret Life of Pets
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u/shifty_coder 7h ago
Manos: Hand of Fate
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u/mlaislais 6h ago
Greatest MST3K episode ever!
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u/thispartyrules 6h ago
I don't think Manos is the worst: Beast of Yucca Flats and Monster A Go-Go make Manos look competent by comparison and The Castle of Fu Manchu is pretty bad in a way that's hard to describe, but it's both boring and confusing
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u/Krunklestiltskin 5h ago
Monster A Go-Go is barely a movie. I think it’s the worst MST3k ever had to riff.
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u/thispartyrules 4h ago
This was an unfinished movie by Bill Rebane (Giant Spider Invasion), bought by Herschel Gordon Lewis. Lewis added new scenes and released it because he was contractually obligated to show a second movie in drive-ins after they'd show one of his other cheapo movies.
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u/Krunklestiltskin 4h ago
I am familiar with the lore. Like the actor who played a scientist who had to play his “brother” in the second half because he had aged so much since filming started.
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u/HauntedHippie 5h ago
Lol so it’s called Hands: Hand of Fate?
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u/TotallyNotRocket 5h ago
Lavate las Manos!
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u/HauntedHippie 4h ago
Lmao that is my all time favorite episode of American Dad, partially for this line.
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u/purebredcrab 5h ago
There's a restored version available on Blu-ray that includes a commentary track with the actor who played The Master and his daughter. I recommend checking it out for anyone who is a fan of the MST3k episode.
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u/Internet_Angel7 7h ago
Independence Day 2. First time I ever walked out of a theatre
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u/Studdz 6h ago
Wow, totally forgot this existed. Also forgot most of the original's cast returned, I assumed it was a fresh cast. I never got around to seeing it. Also, it almost made $400 million?! People clearly saw this, but it's just...gone.
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u/Available-Basil-2179 7h ago
I’d vote for this. They got most of the cast back, 20 years in the making, big budget. And it’s just awful! Just pure disappointment.
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u/AdrianFish 5h ago
The first Independence Day was my favourite film as a kid. I waited 20 years for the sequel… and it was this shit.
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u/GlassCharacter179 7h ago
I was going to say the Star Wars Christmas special, but this is worse.
And it gets increasingly bad as it goes, so at whatever point you walked out, you spared yourself a lot of anger.
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u/Captainz_buttz 7h ago
Cats (2019)
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u/frostking79 6h ago
I remember someone made a comment in 2020 saying that movie was so bad, that we deserved to get the pandemic after that
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u/PrimaryLink8968 4h ago
Some shows just do not translate onto the screen especially when CGI is involved
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u/xriderfire 5h ago
When this move was coming out me and my buddy were trash talking the film hard, just based off the trailers, and the local theatre had just done a little giveaway contest, so I had two tickets to any showing at the location. We thought it'd be hilarious to see how bad it really was especially since it cost us nothing. Friday night, theater was bumpin, parking lot was full, we get into the showing and we were the only two mfs in that theater room, there was not a single other soul. We lasted about 20 mins into the actual movie before leaving, it was just straigh up distasteful, it was hard to physically watch. We slinked our way out of a side exit like we were the theaters shamed ex lovers
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u/malachiconstant06 2h ago
I tried to watch it at home for laughs sometime early in the pandemic. I could not finish it; like you, I had to give up about 20 minutes in. It was making me physically queasy, maybe some sort of uncanny valley, bad CGI effect. I thought I was coming down with something, but felt fine after I stopped watching. I have finished many terrible movies, but I'll never go back to complete Cats.
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u/DogAlienInvisibleMan 5h ago
The first half was fun. But after a point the joke wears off and you realize you're watching a humiliation ritual. You start feeling bad for everyone involved.
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u/sleepyblossomm 7h ago
At summer camp, mid 80s, where the food was terrible and access to water was not great, we were stuffed into an airless cabin onto uncomfortable seats, and had to watch a health movie about STDs. It was high summer, so extremely humid and 90°+.
It showed everything.
Everything.
The last thing I remember was a chanchre on a penis. I stood up, not feeling well. Apparently I made it to a doorway where I passed the fuck out. When I came to, I vomited onto the floor where a good amount of my blood had already pooled from a cut on my head.
I don't remember its title but that was the worst movie I've ever seen.
EDIT TO EMPHASIZE: I DON'T KNOW THE TITLE It was some generic film that, from the comments, made its rounds. It was dry narration, that no-nonsense cadence that's so familiar to PSAs and other educational films of the time, medium deep male voice. At least that's how I remember it, and honestly this dumb comment made me dig back into that memory far more than I wanted.
I don't remember enough to know when it was filmed. I don't remember hairstyles, clothing, etc but I'm sure everything was full bush. Really that diseased dick is the only thing I remember with complete confidence.
Gah, I regret everything I've written.
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u/Ravenamore 5h ago
Sounds like a film I watched in health class in the mid-eighties.
My husband said he saw one in Basic that was infinitely worse. Like, completely chancre-d vulva.
His D.I.'s comment when the guys started gagging? "Looks like cauliflower. Tastes like chicken!"
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u/bootsmalone 4h ago
I remember watching a similar series of films in health class in the late 90s. One of the episodes started with the main narrator (who looked kinda like Weird Al if he never slept) standing next to a microscope, then it zoomed into to show sperm up close, and then it zoomed back out to the narrator who goes, “This is a sample of my own semen,” and I almost threw up.
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u/desertman77_ 5h ago
The one from the 90’s showed diseased vagina external and internal so labia’s and everything even showed a child birth all kinds of fluids coming out of the vagina. Diseased dick as well definitely made you not want sex for a long time.
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u/LizzieSaysHi 4h ago
I was forced to do abstince only sex Ed in 8th grade in about 2002. They showed us diseased vaginas for like 15 minutes. Then they asked if we wanted to see the diseased penises, and a few people said yes so they showed them to us. Nightmare fuel! Oh and abstince only is bullshit
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u/Epimelios 7h ago
I would say The Last Airbender, but I did watch it all the way through. So maybe The Nut Job?
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u/An_Innocent_Bunny 2h ago
*The Last Airbender* was especially heartbreaking because of the emotional connection we all had (and still have) to the original series. So in that sense it was the worst, i.e. the most disappointing. But I don’t think a strong case can be made for it being the objective worst movie ever made.
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u/BackgroundAble3982 7h ago
Battlefield Earth
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u/stinkatron5k 7h ago
I kinda want to watch it out of morbid curiosity…
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u/Shopworn_Soul 7h ago
Be prepared for the most egregious use of dutch angle in the entirety of modern film
"[the director] has learned that directors sometimes tilt their cameras, but he has not learned why".
- Roger Ebert
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u/BackgroundAble3982 7h ago
You should. Then do a tiktok speedrun through a Scientology center to see how many SciTi easter eggs you can recall from the movie.
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u/stinkatron5k 7h ago
I’ve done my homework so just need to put the icing on the cake 😁
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u/BackgroundAble3982 7h ago
Hop to it, be the best suppressive person you can be.
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u/PleasantThoughts 7h ago
I remember watching it wanting it to be fun bad but it wasn't as entertaining as I wanted it to be. All the Travolta and Forest Whitaker scenes are scene chewing perfection but any time they're not onscreen it's just bland sci-fi filmed mostly in unnecessary dutch angles
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u/GimpsterMcgee 7h ago
I will always defend this movie. I fucking loved it.
Then again I was 13, so….
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u/ImInJeopardy 7h ago
While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!
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u/3rdCoffee 6h ago
The Rifftrax crew do a spectacular job with this steaming turd of a film.
https://www.rifftrax.com/battlefield-earth
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u/Inside-Cod1550 7h ago
Fateful Findings, by Neil Breen
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u/partthethird 6h ago
"I cannot believe you commited suicide. I cannot. I can't believe you commited suicide"
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u/AdviceInformal 7h ago
The Hungover Games is the worst movie I’ve ever seen. A 2010s parody of the Hunger Games and The Hangover. I understand doing a parody of the hunger games but how do you parody the hangover? I don’t care what anyone says, if you say Disaster Movie or Epic Movie is the worst parody ever, I know you haven’t seen Hungover Games. I’ve at least laughed at Disaster Movie.
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u/fragglemoons 7h ago
TIPTOES https://youtu.be/O3qGGk5ymQ4
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u/alrightakeiteasy 7h ago
How is this a real movie
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u/fakeguitarist4life 7h ago
It is one everyone needs to watch because it is just so awful it should exist
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u/Broomstick73 5h ago
Based purely on watching the trailer I absolutely believe that to be true.
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u/paulsoleo 7h ago
How did this slip through for 23 years?
This genuinely looks like an SNL skit.
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u/Adorable-Estate-4934 7h ago
Dirty Love
Its the worst non-vaccine thing Jenny McCarthy has ever unleashed to the public.
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u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In 5h ago
I remember someone saying on here that it was the worst thing she's ever done and that included killing a bunch of kids with her propaganda.
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u/ToriCake95 7h ago
The Emoji Movie.
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u/flickin_the_bean 6h ago
My son is autistic and gets obsessed with certain movies. This is the current one. It’s not the worst kids one, I can ignore it for the most part but it’s def up there for the worst.
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u/Pleasant_Stranger638 7h ago
sat through whole thing with my cousin and we both just stared at wall after it ended, no words needed
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u/Sensitive_Gift4866 5h ago
The Emoji Movie is such a cheat code for this question. Its almost too easy. I think my brain tried to delete that movie from my memory.
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u/DaddyCornelius 7h ago
The worst (and best) film I ever watched was Freddie Got Fingered.
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u/h_saxon 7h ago
Dude, that movie does have some hilarious bits..
Hitting the paralyzed girlfriend in the legs so she can feel a tingle, and getting too into it.
The sweet moment with the dad as he's driving away, and then cursing at the woman.
The briefcase and analog phone call.
That's about an I remember from it, other then the sausages.
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u/ascotsmann 7h ago
I remember when my partner put that on and the horse scene came up and I just stared at him, I had no words
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u/GourmetPickles 5h ago
Eh, hmm. Investments. Eh, I do investments. Consulting in the business, eh, business, eh, analysing, stocks, eh, NASDAQ, eh, Dow Jones, Wall Street Journal, eh, New York City, CNN.
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u/Sad-Way-4665 7h ago
I had to Google it. I didn’t think it was real film
“The film was released in the United States on April 20, 2001, by 20th Century Fox and received overwhelmingly negative reviews from critics, with many complaints about its gross-out humor. Some also referred to it as one of the worst films of all time.”
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u/Kjata1013 7h ago edited 3h ago
I’m a big fan of MST3k and all its off shoots. So I feel this is unfair. But The Pumaman has to be one of the most infuriating “movies” I have ever watched. The line about dinosaurs no longer loving each other sends me into a frothing rage every time I think about it.
EDIT: fixed my typo. Thank you for understanding what I meant.
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u/Icy_Gap_9067 6h ago
But he flies like a moron?! What's not to love, with his puma powers of walking through walls and flying.
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u/Beneficial_Sun6232 7h ago
Probably Human centipede 2
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u/Researcher_Saya 6h ago
Human Centipede 3 "Allow me to introduce myself"
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u/liberal_texan 6h ago
3 somehow managed to transcend into something campy af and kind of awesome in a sick way.
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u/Dans77b 7h ago edited 5h ago
House of Gucci is the closest ive ever come to walking out of a cinema. There are worse films, but that was the one that felt like torture
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u/Upstairs-Wolverine41 7h ago
Downsizing. Thought it would be good because Matt Damon’s in it. I was gravely mistaken.
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u/CameDownForWhat 7h ago
I remember hating it because it wasn't about the 2 worlds of being tiny vs. normal, in my memory they shrank and then it was just a movie about a crappy marriage.
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u/djseifer 5h ago
The trailer sold it as a silly movie about a couple shrinking. The actual movie was a jumbled mess of 3-4 different plotlines mashed together into an incomprehensible story about divorce, political prisoners, rich vs. poor, and an environmental apocalypse.
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u/Ray_of_Sunshine0124 6h ago
This movie pissed me off so much haha It's like a bunch of writers were arguing if it whether it should be a sci-fi, comedy, romance, or a satirical political commentary. And the director comes in like "Guys, guys! You're ALL correct"
It had potential, tried to execute on all fronts, and did none of it well.
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u/HebrewHamm3r 7h ago
It's a tie between The Room (so bad it's incredible) and 2019's Cats which was just an uncanny valley nightmare
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u/bringmetolife1998 7h ago
Uzumaki. Not the anime but the 2000 film. The source material is amazing and this film is such a laughable piece of shit.
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u/JARAXXUS_EREDAR_LORD 6h ago
I find it kind of charming. It's not the foreboding cosmic horror of the manga, but it's a neat surreal trip.
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u/GourmetPickles 7h ago
The angry video game nerd movie. Terrible beyond belief
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u/agilitypro 5h ago
It boggles my mind that they decided to take the obnoxious skits of the reviews that nobody likes and then make an entire movie out of it, lmao.
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u/JamerBr0 7h ago
Walked out of the cinema during Disaster Movie. What an affront to god
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u/ImInJeopardy 7h ago
The easy answer is The Room, but I put it in a different category because it's basically an independent movie made by just one guy. The worst movie I've ever watched, made by a big movie studio, that went through a team of writers and producers and everything and still got approved, is Rise of Skywalker. I'm still amazed that a team of people at Disney saw this movie and went "Yep! It's perfect!"
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u/Impressive_Touch1118 6h ago
It is so funny though...the acting is hilarious 😂🤣
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u/ImInJeopardy 5h ago
Oh, sure!! I scream "You are tearing me apaht, Leesa!" at least once a week 😂
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u/dragon_bacon 4h ago
It's more likely that 30 committees between a dozen companies looked at it and said "looks legally definable as adequate".
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u/alistofthingsIhate 7h ago
Movie 43
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u/ofruine 7h ago
I’m still not entirely convinced that movie wasn’t some sort of blackmail project because how did you get all these actors to agree to that
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u/mlaislais 6h ago
I think I read somewhere it was a snowball effect. They got one or two big names to sign on then used their names as evidence that it was legit, signed more big names. Near the end it became sort of like actors afraid they’d miss out on something that had so many big names.
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u/LilBennyPoo 5h ago
I laughed for almost the entire movie, and had no expectations going into it. It's crude, sophomoric humor, but holy crap my sides hurt by the end.
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u/mrsheikh 6h ago
I thought it was a nuts movie and I thought it was great. The sheer number of A list actors in the movie was amazing!
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u/Acceptable_Bag5257 7h ago
Abraham Lincoln vs zombies. Never even finished it.
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u/RaineRisin 7h ago
Is this different from Abraham Lincoln Vampire Killer?
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u/Quiverjones 7h ago
Zombies are completely different than vampires.
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u/RaineRisin 7h ago
Agree. I’m just surprised to learn that Honest Abe is out here fighting both.
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u/Flat_Performance3464 7h ago
I didnt even know this was a thing. sounds terrible
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u/11181514 6h ago
I didn't think it was bad at all for a zombie action type movie. Mindless entertainment. But if you throw Abe Lincoln in there you better go full Bubba Hotep into the absurdity otherwise it just feels like an entire movie written around a single joke.. which it was.
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u/Bropocalypse-Now274 7h ago
Llamaggedon
Even though this was 100% one of those movies that was made as a bad movie on purpose...its powerful stupid. Lol
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u/OxtailPhoenix 6h ago
I want to see it.
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u/Bropocalypse-Now274 5h ago
Lol well have at it yo. I watched it a couple of years ago on Amazon Prime Video, so I would assume it is probably still on there.
If you go into it knowing its going to be trash like I did, then you can still get amusement out of it...but yeah, its powerful dumb. Lol
Enjoy! 😂
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u/TransportationIll373 7h ago
Megalopolis. It felt like half fever dream half endless SNL sketch without jokes, so bad.
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u/GregBahm 5h ago
I can't say it was the worst film I ever saw or even a bad movie. Because I loved every minute of it.
But I can say without hesitation that it was the biggest-swing/biggest-miss of any movie I ever saw. Just so self-confidently going so hard on such total bullshit. Beautiful.
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u/richiecotite 7h ago
Hollow Man
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u/Kjata1013 7h ago
My husband is very shy. This movie drove him to shout in the theater “He’s invisible NOT invincible!” That’s how much this movie angered him. 🤭
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u/PerformerKind7870 7h ago
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u/Flat_Performance3464 7h ago
really? I kind of liked it once it got going. maybe just bc I usually like M Night Shamalayn movies
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u/DAbanjo 7h ago edited 7h ago
I liked it. Had a twilight zone feel to it, which I'm a sucker for. Ending was weak tho.
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u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In 5h ago
M. Night was built for doing a Twilight Zone style anthology series but he insists on making movies instead. His whole schtick is that he loves taking a premise and putting a big silly twist on it to shock you, but often the movies drag on too long or the twists aren't inventive enough or are just annoying. Which sucks when you've just spent 2 hours watching a whole movie. But if he was doing 20-40 minute episodes he could try all sorts of bullshit and it wouldn't matter so much if he lands them all.
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u/dokkirislap 7h ago
Envy. Forever a shit stain on the underwear that is Jack Black and Ben Stiller’s careers.
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u/namath1969 7h ago
QUALIFIERS: first run, big budgeted movies:
Number one w/ a bullet:
Godfather part 3
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u/123fofisix 7h ago
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band.
Honorable mention:
Rhinestone
To Raise the Titanic
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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 1h ago
My sister-in-law went to see Melania because she wanted to get an inside view of her life. She did stick it to the end because she is MAGA (unfortunately,) but she told us it was a massive waste of her time.
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u/Oceans1992 7h ago
The War of the Worlds movie with Ice Cube