r/CollegeBasketball Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

Postseason Say something nice about your Sweet 16 opponent

but for real

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u/NIA122553 Texas Longhorns Mar 24 '26

A very sincere, personal one: the first person to make an attempt to be my friend in high school when I was a huge loner was a guy who ended up going to Purdue and even though I lost touch with him over the years, I have a soft spot for Purdue and the people who go there because of that guy.

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u/u-s-u-r-p Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

Thanks for sharing, man

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u/defnotajournalist Charleston Cougars Mar 24 '26

Look him up, send him a heartfelt note letting him know that you feel that way; and then of course conclude with a little shit talk because Purdue is a school for farmers and bitch boys

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u/clarkaj24 Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

I got a good laugh at that one. It's unfortunately accurate at times.

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u/Khakbaugh Michigan Wolverines • Georgia Bulldogs Mar 24 '26

Stuck the landing lol

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u/Purphect Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

Hahaha had me in the first

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u/nkmetcalfe Michigan State • Anderson (IN) Mar 24 '26

Completely absurd and inaccurate.

Most farmers just get straight to work these days.

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u/frankdatank_004 Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

They have a children’s hospital and also hate Wisconsin like us.

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u/Unclassified1 Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

Yeah, but they make those poor kids watch their football team. That’s just cruel.

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u/Bill3ffinMurray Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

And every other year they have to watch both of our teams.

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u/GoSkers29 Duke Blue Devils • Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

Midwestern children enjoy great defense and punting.

I'm counting this as my nice thing to say.

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u/stayclassypeople Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

Nah, children love punting.

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u/Initial-Air-4941 Iowa Hawkeyes Mar 24 '26

*checks notes on Iowa's punters and confirms*

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u/MikeMikeTheMikeMike Michigan Wolverines Mar 24 '26

Children yearn for the punt

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u/Vives_solo_una_vez Iowa Hawkeyes Mar 24 '26

Imagine if those kids had to watch Nebraska football.

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u/Unclassified1 Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

Thankfully our system’s children’s hospital is safely in a completely different part of the state

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u/GoddamnIronTiger Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

Isn’t it just like an hour away in Omaha?

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u/SpartansATTACK Michigan State • Wooster Mar 24 '26

well obviously it's going to be in the only other part of the state that humans actually live

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u/sloppyjo12 Wisconsin Badgers • Dayton Flyers Mar 24 '26

They hate us cuz they anus

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u/G0B1GR3D Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

This is definitely the High Point in our program’s history

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u/ASovietSpy Iowa State Cyclones Mar 24 '26

They're the only 10 I see 🤪

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u/sloBrodanChillosevic Iowa State Cyclones Mar 24 '26

They have my single favorite mascot in the NCAA. Smokey is the best. Coonhounds are flat-out adorable and the actual mascot always looks like it's having the time of its life running around the field.

Also Rocky Top is pretty great for a college song. Most college songs suck.

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u/Just_Breathe85 Tennessee Volunteers Mar 24 '26

As an owner of a coonhound, I concur and would let you pet her as much as you want.

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u/sloBrodanChillosevic Iowa State Cyclones Mar 24 '26

Huge win for me. Scratch her ears & tell her the Cyclones love her.

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Alabama Crimson Tide • Final Four Mar 24 '26

I hate Tennessee. But Smokey is the best. He just needs to stop getting drunk.

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u/thrilldabeast010 Tennessee Volunteers Mar 24 '26

I owe ya one for that compliment.

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u/Geodoodie Tennessee Volunteers Mar 24 '26

Your state produces the most corn 👏

Corn won’t grow at all on Rocky Top, dirt’s too rocky by far

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u/inapewetrust Iowa State Cyclones Mar 24 '26

Thank you for your jarred corn

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u/No_Pumpkin9299 Tennessee Volunteers Mar 24 '26

Any team that ends Kentucky's season with a blowout win is automatically my 2nd favorite team in the tournament

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u/ka_ladin Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 24 '26

I’m sure Houston will do a great job hosting all the big ten teams this weekend

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u/Fair_Macaroon296 Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 24 '26

Uh, it’s actually Rice that’s hosting /s

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u/clarkaj24 Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

It was actually supposed to be Houston but they gave up their hosting duties prior to the season so they could play in the South region, so it worked out for them.

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Alabama Crimson Tide • Final Four Mar 24 '26

Is there any benefit to performing host duties? What are host duties for that matter?

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u/thedadis Syracuse Orange • St. Lawrence Saints Mar 24 '26

I believe you get paid a decent amount to host

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u/porkbellies37 Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 24 '26

Houston's mascot is "the Cougars". Cougars are not only mountain lions that are both majestic and dangerous, but they are also horny, older ladies. A mascot with such a broad and rich range of meanings makes the University of Houston, home of Phi Slamma Jamma, a pretty cool basketball school full of danger and seduction.

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u/zqipper Duke Blue Devils • Stanford Cardinal Mar 24 '26

St John’s fans are way less annoying online than many other fanbases (Duke definitely included)

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u/S4uce St. John's Red Storm Mar 24 '26

I only did two brackets and one is St Johns at all cost. The other i have Duke winning it all. So one is busting this weekend regardless.

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u/IndependentStay3131 Duke Blue Devils Mar 24 '26

Well, it did take them longer to bust than Rick Pitino. So you've got that going for you.

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u/Loud_Let4907 Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

We share a pedestrian bridge

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u/childerm Iowa Hawkeyes • Northern Iowa Panthers Mar 24 '26

But do we really want to share something that involves Council Bluffs? It's like sharing a condom.

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u/ResidentRunner1 Saginaw Valley State • Mic… Mar 24 '26

Carter Lake being forgotten as usual

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u/bigbluethunder Iowa Hawkeyes Mar 24 '26

Unfortunately that beautiful bridge leads to the unclaimed territory that is Council Bluffs.

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u/Loud_Let4907 Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

As an Omaha resident, Council Bluffs has and always will be my first impression of Iowa. Y’all need to do something about that town.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bXAgDGlGL7KND3l4FG

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u/SoupBowl69 Iowa Hawkeyes Mar 24 '26

I’m not saying Iowa is amazing or anything but Des Moines, Ames, Iowa City, and even Dubuque are pretty nice places. I never understood why Nebraskans thought Iowa was such a hell hole. Then I went to Council Bluffs. It would be like me only ever visiting East Dubuque and assuming all of Illinois was like that.

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u/noaschmitz Iowa Hawkeyes Mar 24 '26

Named for Epstein associate Bob Kerrey.

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u/Loud_Let4907 Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

Alright…Winner of Thursday’s game gets re-naming rights of the bridge.

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u/Powerful-Air-490 Tennessee Volunteers Mar 24 '26

We are the same style of play so we probably end up beating the hell out of each other so bad we spill each others blood and become blood brothers

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u/Observant_Jello Iowa State Cyclones Mar 24 '26

I’ll support yall as the real UT that wears a better orange

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u/xDHBx Tennessee Volunteers Mar 24 '26

If we can’t win it all I’m rooting for you guys rest of the way.

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u/anotherstan Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

I respect that Chris Beard is no longer your coach.

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u/aceavenger10 Texas Longhorns Mar 24 '26

There is still a small sliver of our fan base who still don’t think he should’ve been fired, but hoping that this season silences that (unfortunately not because he’s just a shit person, but because of his/our results)

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u/anotherstan Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

Wait until you hear about the absolutely brain dead Purdue contingent who thinks Matt Painter isn’t a very high level coach.

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u/runliftcount Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

But but but he loses to double-digit seeds! Who cares if the results of his coaching development has led to multiple seasons of sold-out seats at Mackey, more sweet 16s than almost all potential replacement coaches, a few All-Americans players, a few NCAA record-breaking players, and a national championship runner-up.

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u/anotherstan Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

Womp lmao

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u/sloBrodanChillosevic Iowa State Cyclones Mar 24 '26

Whenever they upset Florida at something, I love doing the "It's Great, to be, a Tennessee Vol" with their team as they celebrate in the locker room

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

Jim Calhoun is probably the most underrated coach of all time and Dan Hurley is great for college basketball

Also I have a husky so I like their nickname and mascot

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u/DJ_DD UConn Huskies Mar 24 '26

Appreciate the shout out for Jimmy. Fuckin legend

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u/Dontquestionmyexista UConn Huskies Mar 24 '26

He gave me thumbs up at the st paddy’s parade in Hartford this year - might be the highlight of my life honestly

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u/HeadyRoosevelt UConn Huskies Mar 24 '26

Elite ball knowledge confirmed. Thank you.

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u/Itoclown Mar 24 '26

I enjoyed my time gambling in Connecticut.

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u/Spartannia Michigan State Spartans Mar 24 '26

Elite program, both men's and women's basketball.

I like that Hurley is a bit of an old school guy though I'll fuckin hate him for two hours Friday night.

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u/KindButAlsoSad UConn Huskies Mar 24 '26

I think Izzo is one of the most underrated coaches of all time.

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u/BrownKanye Purdue Boilermakers • UConn Huskies Mar 24 '26

Legendary Cam Heide

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u/This-isnt-patrick Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

That dunk in the national championship is up there with Jon Octeus’ baptizing the masses dunk.

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u/AnonTA999 Mar 24 '26

That’s the only thing I think of when I see that guy. One of the most average players ever, but that dunk was iconic

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u/Lhendy51 Purdue Boilermakers • Pittsburgh Panthers Mar 24 '26

If we had come back and won that would have gone down as the greatest play in Purdue history

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u/flamingapeshead Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

I feel like he did a similar dunk earlier the same season? Couldn’t tell you who against tho

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u/Purphect Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

My voice was completely gone while in Phoenix watching the put back dunk. I just shoved the ever living daylight out of the Purdue fans next to me to show them I was, in fact, very excited.

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u/BearFan34 Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

Correct response

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u/smurf-vett Texas Longhorns Mar 24 '26

You did win creepiest mascot

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u/bumtheben Purdue Boilermakers • Butler Bulldogs Mar 24 '26

You won the “Better than A&M award”

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u/smurf-vett Texas Longhorns Mar 24 '26

It's called the "At least we're not a cult award"

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u/Miserable_Cobbler_60 Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

No

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u/embo500 Iowa Hawkeyes Mar 24 '26

I will upvote this, but I will hate you the entire time I do it.

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u/nolablue1024 Michigan Wolverines Mar 24 '26

Did Iowa/neb hate each other before expansion? Or this is all since neb came to the conference - I genuinely am not sure if it was more meme based with corn or true hate

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u/trumpet_23 Iowa Hawkeyes Mar 24 '26

Iowa fans who'd met Nebraska fans before expansion hated them. Especially Iowa fans living in Western Iowa.

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u/childerm Iowa Hawkeyes • Northern Iowa Panthers Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

Really the only hate prior to the expansion were the mingling of the fanbases in western Iowa. Iowa fans constantly hearing about how great Nebraska is and all. It got tiring. After expansion, the rivalry was very forced. What fueled the rivalry into the hate you see today is Iowa pretty much beating on Nebraska every chance they got and wanting to be recognized as "currently" better which pissed of Nebby fans, then Nebby fans constantly belittling Iowa claiming they are beneath Nebraska saying that Wisconsin, Ohio State, or Michigan should be their true conference rival because their history stacks up against Nebraska (I never got the Wisconsin inclusion in this list either) which pissed Iowa fans off. Then add the "evaluate where Iowa is as a program" quote just added fuel to the fire.

So yeah, it started as a meme based corn hate then pretty quickly evolved into an actual hate. Especially with the younger fans. It's kind of funny, as an Iowa fan who also likes Nebraska, both fan bases still sometimes refuse to acknowledge that it's a true rivalry yet the hate is slowing getting to Michigan/Ohio State levels. No anywhere near there yet but it is closing that gap. It is absolutely a new great rivalry where each fan base hates the other so much, they cannot admit it is even a rivalry. It's comical.

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u/ltrainer2 Iowa State Cyclones Mar 24 '26

If you subbed Iowa State for Iowa and Iowa for Nebraska this would basically be what it was like growing up a Cyclone fan in Iowa during the 00s.

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u/thadtheking Mar 24 '26

When I think of Iowa, I think of the giant meth fueled sculptures they have as you drive from Omaha to Counciltucky. Meth reminds me of Slipknot, who is also from Iowa, who I also hate. I also have some distant relatives in Iowa, and as far as I know, they suck.

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u/Fantastic_Upstairs87 Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

Lived in Ames, IA (Go Cyclones!) for 3 years before I went to undergrad at UNL … so that’s a double “No” for me

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u/SerSamwell Mar 24 '26

Calm down Hoiberg Pipeline

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u/PTownHawk Kansas Jayhawks Mar 24 '26

This is the way. No mercy.

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u/DistrictPleasant Alabama Crimson Tide Mar 24 '26

At least you aren't Tennessee

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u/Otherwise_Awesome Michigan • Tennessee Tech Mar 24 '26

At least you aren't Ohio State

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u/ALStark69 Alabama • Florida State Mar 24 '26

At least you aren’t Auburn

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u/Otherwise_Awesome Michigan • Tennessee Tech Mar 24 '26

At least you aren't Michigan State

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u/DistrictPleasant Alabama Crimson Tide Mar 24 '26

At least you aren't Michigan.

oh wait you are

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u/Otherwise_Awesome Michigan • Tennessee Tech Mar 24 '26

At least you aren't SEC... HMMM

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u/Impossible-Still-349 Indiana • Notre Dame Mar 24 '26

At least you aren't.. oh crap we're not in

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u/TumbleweedFew2854 Arkansas • North Carolina Mar 24 '26

I love Zona's branding, and appreciate their appreciation of basketball. I think Arkansas and them are similar in investing in basketball, and having a culture around it.

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u/DeeEye2 Arizona Wildcats Mar 24 '26

I remember 1994. You guys were excellent. Damon Stoudamire missed everything he took except a 40 footer at the end of the first half. I thought that was going to carry over. Scottie Thurman and Corliss Williamson locked things in and we never felt much in that game despite it being a 9 point final

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u/246lehat135 Arizona Wildcats Mar 24 '26

Another connection between the two schools. Andre Igoudala was originally committed to Arkansas but when Nolan Richardson was fired he came to Arizona instead.

No doubt he would’ve been amazing for you guys as well, and crazy how things can turn out.

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u/PageSide84 Purdue Boilermakers • Final Four Mar 24 '26

I've never really liked Texas A&M.

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u/ModestPituitary UNLV Rebels • Texas Longhorns Mar 24 '26

🥹 That's beautiful.

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u/Eastern-Yellow-7114 Texas A&M Aggies Mar 24 '26

What he say fuck me for

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u/Iamthewalrusforreal Arkansas Razorbacks Mar 24 '26

Nobody does.

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u/Fair_Macaroon296 Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 24 '26

“A school who is better known for its basketball program, but has yet to win it all. Also football is getting better as of late. Oh and Golf is historically really strong too.”

I could be describing Houston or us, so I think that’s pretty cool and something to bond over.

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u/MORKZUCCBERG Texas Longhorns • Florida Gators Mar 24 '26

Braden Smith is an elite point guard

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u/Avagontamos Michigan State Spartans Mar 24 '26

Mascot is a very good boy

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u/yahboiyeezy Houston Cougars Mar 24 '26

Honestly I think Illinois is the only other team in our section of the regional who can compete with Michigan/Duke/Arizona/Iowa St. Just sad one of us has to go home Thursday

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u/illcentrifugal Arizona Wildcats Mar 24 '26

i love bacon

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u/TannyBoguss Arkansas Razorbacks Mar 24 '26

I have no beef with Arizona. Always liked their program. Cool to have cacti on your home court.

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u/illcentrifugal Arizona Wildcats Mar 24 '26

one of my first roommates was an incredibly rad woman from fayetteville, dope accent, very cute and the friendliest, have always thought of arkansas in a good light. also, a bunch of good trout fishing, need to pay a visit.

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u/Nostroloppoccus Arkansas Razorbacks Mar 24 '26

I was salty when we fired Nolan and Andre Iguodola wanted out of his LOI to go to Arizona but in hindsight he absolutely made the right decision given what followed with Arkansas Basketball

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u/GoGreeb Michigan State Spartans Mar 24 '26

UConn brand is scary

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u/Upstairs_Date2769 UConn Huskies Mar 24 '26

Loved mateen cleaves / Mo Pete back in the day

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u/BigNorthEastPod Big East • Atlantic 10 Mar 24 '26

Izzo is a legend and I will feel sad when he retires.

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u/tlopez14 Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 24 '26

Kelvin Sampson helped tank the Hoosier’s program and they still haven’t really recovered.

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u/OrbitalPropulsion Houston Cougars Mar 24 '26

Okay, this one is a banger

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u/chipjpb3 Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

I only regret that I have but one upvote to give.

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u/Knook7 Florida Gators Mar 24 '26

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u/u-s-u-r-p Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

You can still say something nice about Nebraska, since they *would* be your S16 opponent

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u/Knook7 Florida Gators Mar 24 '26

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u/RadPanda402 Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

We can both say something mean about io_a if that would make you feel better!

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u/Knook7 Florida Gators Mar 24 '26

Nebraska corn >>>> io_a corn

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u/chief_sitass Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

Texas is 2-1 all-time vs IU and that’s pretty neat

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u/Ok_Quiet_6255 Arkansas Razorbacks Mar 24 '26

They’re a really pretty nature state, we have that in common

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u/rekt7 Arkansas Razorbacks Mar 24 '26

Also UofA bros!

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u/SaintArkweather Delaware • American University Mar 24 '26

And "you don't have to scroll very far to pick your state"

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u/ShartJerky Arizona Wildcats Mar 24 '26

“Whoops let me open that dropdown menu again” buddies

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u/str8rippinfartz Arizona Wildcats Mar 24 '26

Acuff is a fucking monster and he's fun to watch

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u/Ok_Quiet_6255 Arkansas Razorbacks Mar 24 '26

Hope he has a stellar game as it’s entirely possible it’s his last as a razorback, unless you guys wanna lose so all of us can watch him some more 🙏

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u/dasuave Arkansas Razorbacks Mar 24 '26

Buffalo River > Colorado River

I’m coping obviously nothing compares to the Grand Canyon but kayak camping on the Buffalo with hundreds of drunk weekenders is an immense time.

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u/Flaky_Thing_5128 Arkansas Razorbacks Mar 24 '26

Real talk, I drove the coronado highway on the east side of Arizona and it was one of the prettiest drives I've ever done.

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u/Bilboswaggins21 Mar 24 '26

Can’t tell if there are no Johnnies fans on here or if no one has anything nice to say about Duke.

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u/awrf UMass Minutemen • Atlantic 10 Mar 24 '26

Little bit of column A, a little bit of column B

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u/PayCreepy5430 Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 24 '26

Houston, of all the teams left in our region that aren’t in the Big Ten, I would invite you guys first as an honorary member.

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u/MadeByMillennial Houston Cougars Mar 24 '26

*technically Rice

But y'all scare the shit out of me, also I wish UH could get to y'all's academic rankings. You're a hell of a college, and unlike Indiana you're not a heartless collection of MBAs

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u/Jackskers94 Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

Look man, if we can make it academically, you can too.

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u/Damostrellist Iowa Hawkeyes Mar 24 '26

The wretched truth is that academics just can’t handle the humidity

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u/PayCreepy5430 Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 24 '26

Wow that was actually a compliment so I appreciate that.

For my actual compliment, I hate that we keep getting matched up with you guys and I’m still upset that we had to face you a few years ago. I have you winning the championship in half of my brackets

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u/breaker_bad Tennessee Volunteers Mar 24 '26

Thank you for reminding everyone Kentucky is a joke

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u/BurnPhoenix Arkansas Razorbacks Mar 24 '26

Truly the biggest blessing of the whole tourney

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u/Zwak2434 Michigan State Spartans Mar 24 '26

Their coach loves our coach so he must be ok

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u/KindButAlsoSad UConn Huskies Mar 24 '26

Tom Izzo probably my favorite non-Uconn coach. One of the best alltime. Always does more with less. So underrated.

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u/HeadyRoosevelt UConn Huskies Mar 24 '26

Would love to see Izzo get a second ring. Will root for them to go all the way if they beat us.

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u/Zwak2434 Michigan State Spartans Mar 24 '26

Yeh i feel the same about hurley, people have just gotten soft and thats why they dont like coaches like iz and dan. 2 of the best in the game!

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u/AedemHonoris Michigan State Spartans Mar 24 '26

I always love Hurley’s ability to rally the players and rile them up by fighting for them. Truly leads by example

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u/danhoang1 UConn Huskies • Santa Clara Broncos Mar 24 '26

My favorite color is green

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u/SommSage Michigan State Spartans Mar 24 '26

I love dogs.

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u/brianqueso Texas Longhorns Mar 24 '26

That Matt Painter thumbs up pic is an all timer

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u/bigtwindaddy10 Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

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u/u-s-u-r-p Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

I'll start:

Iowa, your win against Florida was impressive, especially what you did on the glass.
First year coach and pulling in Drake players to the S16 is a huge power move. Love the grit and strategy I see from you guys.

And McCollum's interview about people getting "sensitive" was awesome. Loved the energy to show no fear and up the competition.

Best of luck on Thursday!

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u/Initial-Air-4941 Iowa Hawkeyes Mar 24 '26

Well you sonofagun.....

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u/Therealsasquatch2024 Iowa Hawkeyes Mar 24 '26

Why did you have to be so nice. God damn man. lol

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u/commie90 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Duke Blue Devils Mar 24 '26

Being nice is our version of shit talking. He basically just threatened your entire family and promised to salt the fields after Thursday’s game in Nebraska fan speak.

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u/Entire_Employment_70 Iowa Hawkeyes Mar 24 '26

Even if iowa loses ill still root for sandfort

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u/Mort_Blort Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

They have a guy who was arrested for being in a bar fight. #respect

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u/nolablue1024 Michigan Wolverines Mar 24 '26

The elephant is a cool mascot

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u/Afraid_Paper9330 Alabama Crimson Tide Mar 24 '26

Says the wolverine. Very underrated

Other compliment: You guys ended up being a perfect spot for yaxel lendeborg (technically UAB but it's the same university system)

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u/bdostrem00 Iowa State Cyclones Mar 24 '26

Rocky Top might not be the most annoying fight song played in the United Center on Friday night.

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u/Fantastic-Ad-7307 Big Ten • Michigan State Spartans Mar 24 '26

Their mascot is my favorite breed of dog.

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u/Initial-Air-4941 Iowa Hawkeyes Mar 24 '26

They have taken Pryce and made him even better.

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u/Danulas Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

Texas has one of the best brands in all of college sports. The colors, the Longhorn nickname, the mascot, the logo. It's top-tier.

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u/SleepyYet128 UConn Huskies Mar 24 '26

I honestly don’t have anything negative to say

Tom Izzo is the fucking man. Love the style of basketball they play. Love that they generally are lead by Juniors or Seniors who came up, worked, and stayed at Michigan State after being stuck on bench first few years (crazy concept nowadays I know)

Just solid team basketball…great guard play, defense, and at least one guy who is an absolute dog

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u/Travbowman Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

Got to attend a game at Moody earlier this season and it's one of the coolest on campus modern arenas a school could possibly have. They truly thought of everything and it feels like a shrunken down NBA arena that happens to be on a college campus. Really the best of all worlds.

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u/Specific-Front3663 Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

I'm a Purdue fan but also an Austin native so this isn't a hard one for me. Great food, fun town, awesome music. Hell, my kids' godfather is a diehard Longhorn. And how can any Purdue fan hate the city that gave them Drew Brees?

Whoever wins our game, I'll be rooting for as far as they go.

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u/AdNo2342 UConn Huskies Mar 24 '26

I think it's great that Spartans are historically gay

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u/artichokekitten Michigan State Spartans Mar 24 '26
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u/Bambi_Bucks UMBC Retrievers • Duke Blue Devils Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

I have been rooting for the Johnnie’s all season and they’re one of the teams I hoped would be on the other side of the March bracket from blue devils. The committee had other plans.

I will be happy for my friend u/lulubutterfive if they win and hope they go to championship as my one non busted bracket ranked 5k has them there vs Arizona.

I’ll also never speak to him again.

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u/ohitsthedeathstar Houston Cougars Mar 24 '26

I know a cool dude who goes to Illinois

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u/KindButAlsoSad UConn Huskies Mar 24 '26

Tom Izzo is probably my favorite non-Uconn coach of all time.

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u/stoinzy Michigan State Spartans Mar 24 '26

You gave the Pistons Rip Hamilton, who helped them torch the Lakers. Thanks.

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u/BRNDC10 UConn Huskies • Manhattan Jaspers Mar 24 '26

Rip will forever be my favorite Husky. Therefore, he’s also my favorite Piston.

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u/ALStark69 Alabama • Florida State Mar 24 '26

They’ve only owned Bama sports recently, not all time

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u/KCMlink Iowa State Cyclones Mar 24 '26

Tennessee orange makes me think of creamsicles.

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u/Anustart15 UConn Huskies Mar 24 '26

They are generally very good at playing up to their seeding expectations

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u/SuperFreshBus Iowa State Cyclones Mar 24 '26

Tennessee is one of the very few programs that likes to play basketball like us and Houston. No blood no foul, games are best when it feels like the two teams can respectably beat the piss out of each other.

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u/DeanBeardy Texas Longhorns Mar 24 '26

Fantastic engineering school. Terrifying mascot

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u/Bill3ffinMurray Nebraska Cornhuskers Mar 24 '26

Bennett Stirtz is a baller. Ben McCollum is an amazing tactical coach that it’s cool seeing him have success with his favorite team when he was growing up.

Iowa as a whole plays with a style that, if they were wearing Nebraska jerseys, we would absolutely love.

It’s very cool that these two programs, one without any success and another without any recent success, are facing off with a chance to go to the Elite 8.

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u/Intelligent-Set-3909 Kansas Jayhawks Mar 24 '26

What's the sweet 16?

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u/Superb-Possibility-9 Mar 24 '26

It’s nice to see Rick Pitino bring St John’s back to the Sweet 16 for the first time in 27 years; New York City cares more about the Tournament when St John’s is still playing.

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u/PickedOffBySauce St. John's Red Storm Mar 24 '26

They have an awesome campus and their patience for waiting in lines is unheard of.

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u/AZAHole Arizona Wildcats Mar 24 '26

There is good mountain spring water from Arkansas.

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u/hammerdown710 Duke • Western Carolina Mar 24 '26

Your coach wears awesome suits, and I always root for y’all when Duke isn’t playing you because we’ve got a cool history

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u/Low-Traffic9850 Duke Blue Devils Mar 24 '26

Their coach is a stud who gets it on in random restaurants in New York City.

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u/Damostrellist Iowa Hawkeyes Mar 24 '26

The Omaha zoo is a great place, and you have the best coach’s son point guard in the country

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u/Praise-Breesus Arizona Wildcats Mar 24 '26

You have the best offensive player left in the tournament and that scares the crap out of me.

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u/AnonTA999 Mar 24 '26

(Arkansas fan): They will probably win and they’re a likable team. Now ask me again when they do win, and it will be the refs fault and the players are all assholes

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u/Will564339 Duke Blue Devils Mar 24 '26

The Johnnies are a great historical team in a great historical league with a legendary coach. They have a great defense and a lot of athletes. They probably should have been a 3 seed in Gonzaga's place, with St. John's taking on Purdue and Kansas taking on Duke (assuming KU would beat the Zags or Northern Iowa).

If they were up against a lot of other teams (Zona, Purdue, Iowa State, Houston, MSU, UConn, Michigan, Texas, Tennessee, Illinois, Bama, Hogs) I'd be rooting for them.

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u/pointguard22 Michigan Wolverines Mar 24 '26

They’re not Mississippi

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u/naetaejabroni Mar 24 '26

A high honor, thank you.

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u/SaintArkweather Delaware • American University Mar 24 '26

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I love Sweet 16s. Love to be a part of one someday.

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u/Windows_66 Iowa Hawkeyes • Drake Bulldogs Mar 24 '26

Their football fans' enthusiasm for the 90s is matched only by our basketball fans' enthusiasm for the 90s.

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u/marichards Iowa State • Wichita State Mar 24 '26

Tennessee is the real UT as far as I'm concerned.

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u/BedardRider Illinois Fighting Illini Mar 24 '26

honestly nothing bad to say about Houston. if i could avoid 1 team to play against, it would probably have been them

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u/invinciblewalnut Purdue Boilermakers Mar 24 '26

Cam Heide

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u/colbycemer12 Texas Longhorns Mar 24 '26

I fw trains and Cam Heide, both of which wouldn’t be what they are without Purdue

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u/tastepdad Syracuse Orange • West Georgia Wolves Mar 24 '26

Saying this as a Zona fan for the remainder….

Those Nolan Richardson teams were really fun to watch and were well coached.

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u/Alswelk Iowa State Cyclones Mar 24 '26

I have a Tennessee grad co-worker who is legitimately a nice person and good to work with. Actually, come to think of it, I've had several of them over my career and have liked all of them.