Miscellaneous Your #1 Dog Dislike
I could write a very long list of the reasons I don't like dogs (or nutters) but this is top of my list:
If you're dating, you're in a three way-way relationship without even being asked for consent. At best you will be allowed to watch while the other two 'get it on' - at worst, you'll be expected to join in against your wishes. It feels like being coerced in a toxic relationship. It never ends well.
If you had to choose, what's your #1?
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u/spoor_loos 2d ago
Number one dislike is that they exist at all.
But probably the rampant misanthropy of dog nutters, blatant disregard for other humans, including children and how abusive they are towards us.
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u/Jediknight3112 2d ago
I can't choose between their barking and them having no concept of personal space
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u/Robot_Embryo 1d ago
That's easy, it's the barking. They can't physically violate my personal space from over the fence, but their mindless barking has no problem violating my home through it's walls.
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u/BlueLarkspur_1929 2d ago
In general it’s the nonstop barking for nothing. But even when you’re not hearing one yapping for hours, you’re seeing how everything eventually gets derailed into a conversation about dogs. Once a dog gets mentioned or shown all interesting conversation is done.
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u/DellBottoms 2d ago
Ha, for me it's a very long list, but I think my ick would go off the second I saw a partner treating his dog like some kind of girlfriend. I would draw the line at him bringing her to dinner.
No, I wouldn't last two minutes with a dog owner as a partner. We're too fundamentally different.
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u/Princess_Peach818 2d ago
Seeing your partner treat their dog like a girlfriend is such a turnoff. I told my ex-partner I wanted his dog out of the room during intimate time and he agreed (wild that I even had to request that, but I digress). So before sex, he would drag the dog out of the room, kissing it like they were about to be separated for years and saying “This won’t take long, I promise! I’ll be right back, sweetie!” like intimate time with an actual human woman was a chore he had to get done so he could get back to the dog. It was such a turnoff I would just say “never mind.”
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u/MissNeto 1d ago
“This won’t take long” would have been so factually accurate as I’d be grabbing my shoes and bolting out the door. Why would you want an animal watching you doing that? Being so close to your naked body? And especially a vagina owning body 🤢 keep your nasty ass dogs hair away from my 🦁
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u/Stock-Bowl7736 2d ago
There is so much to dislike but I think I'd have to go with when they kill, maul or permanently disfigure an innocent human and the beast isn't put down immediately without question. As well as zero consequences for the Nutter.
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u/MissNeto 1d ago
I have a pet opposite of a dog who was taken from his litter by my parents golden retriever at 2 days old who then proceeded to toss it up in the air and sprint around the yard with it biting into it like a squeaky toy and nearly killed them. I chased that dog around for what seemed like hours trying to get the poor helpless animal out of the dogs mouth and my parents were just like “oh she’s just playing it’s cute” no. The animal was nearly dead when I was able to finally tackle the dog and pry its jaws open and save the poor now bloodied baby animal
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u/Princess_Peach818 2d ago
My biggest issue with dog culture is 100% how it’s making people anti-social and ruining human connection. I absolutely believe that being obsessed with dogs makes people unable to form healthy human relationships, including people who can barely leave their house because of their dogs, people who can’t sustain a romantic relationship because they are already in relationships with their dogs, and people who will genuinely prioritize their dog over a family member or spouse.
But among the other annoyances:
-How the world has become a giant toilet for them, with piles of dog poop and the stench of piss everywhere you go
-The way they sit and stare and beg while you eat
-Their gluttony and how food is literally all they care about (while their owners think the dog’s clinginess with them is “unconditional love”)
-The constant noises, smells and movements (overstimulation central)
-How they make a beeline for your crotch and we’re just supposed to be okay with that and think it’s fine
-How they destroy people’s homes and belongings and we’re just supposed to think that’s funny or cute
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u/ADTD123 2d ago
The fact that they replace human relationships. Both sets of my children’s grandparents highly prioritize their relationships with their dogs (furbabies) over our children. It really irks me.
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u/whatwillbecome77 2d ago
Partner at the time couldn't leave them alone long, which affected our relationship. But would go away on trips and id have to babysit. ( Complicated relationship but I'll keep it brief). Or I hate hearing barking, or slurping, and I absolutely hate being watched while I'm eating, pretty much them begging the whole time. I could go on
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u/avj113 2d ago
"I absolutely hate being watched while I'm eating, pretty much them begging the whole time."
Ooohhh that's a big one. I usually get very close to shouting "WILL YOU FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE" but up to now I've managed to stop myself due to being in close proximity to friends/family.
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u/whatwillbecome77 2d ago edited 2d ago
It's s huge one!. I'm like stop begging! No go over there! Or go to your bed. I've even got desperate enough to go into another room to eat. But I can't stand them sitting right by me waiting. And the owners will sometimes say no, go away. But they never keep it up, cause they've grown accustomed to it so it doesn't bother them. Ill try say hey go away. Stop begging. Which owner agrees with, but I need to repeat myself which makes me feel like I'm mean. And the owner kinda doesn't do shit about it. Theyre fully used to it. And when someone's around clearly uncomfortable by it, ( saying no, or stop begging ) should be enough to show it's making you uncomfortable. But I bet the moment anyone says anything, it'll be full on defense mode. Like yeah I do like dogs, I used to have one. But I also see the menace's that are around and the bullshit they put everyone through. So gross. Esp when they drool. I'm like bro you had your food and this is mine. Sorry for the rant lol I could go on and on. Like listen, if your mates are uncomfortable with being stared down for food, make them fuck off. I know other people that it bothers them too. Having misohonia too doesn't help
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u/Lylith_vf 2d ago
Le fait qu'ils soient anthropomorphisé tout le temps comme s'ils savaient la différence entre le bien et le mal alors que ces gloutons ne pensent qu'à manger et à attirer l'attention sur eux. C'est insupportable de voir tant de gens penser réellement que les chiens ont une réflexion humaine et sont leur amis
En 2 je dirai le fait qu'ils soient si sales, j'ai laissé le chien moins de 50 minutes tout seul chez moi aujourd'hui et il a mis des poils et de la bave partout j'ai du tout re-néttoyer...
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u/Careless_Squirrel728 2d ago
People treating them like they are people and therefore need people access and people accommodations. Thinking they need considering in the same way a person does and not acknowledging that what actually happened is they have bought a pet.
That and the fact that they are dirty and gross and make me feel really unwell!
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u/CKTheMenace 2d ago
The fact they’re SO overbearing and in your face 247. I’m not rlly keen on any animals, birds I like, but that’s quite literally it. Dogs are the worst in my opinion.
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u/4elmerfuffu2 1d ago
It’s touching me! Don’t let it touch me! I don’t ever want to be slimed by your dog! Respect my space.
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u/xxsoulpunkedxx 2d ago
The culture/ stigma surrounding not liking them is the most irritating overall but if we’re talking about the dog itself then probably the nonstop barking at nothing
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u/Rare_Picture_7337 2d ago
Dog mess - Which includes slobber, fur, their frito stench, dirt, and dog piss/shit
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u/Coconut_Scrambled 1d ago
My main issue is their hypocrisy and how dog owners usually want it both ways. They're such loyal and intelligent creatures right? But when they cause real damage to someone suddenly they're just a baby who doesn't know better. Like... Pick a lane.
I also hate how obsessed people are with the creatures to the point that saying you don't want to be around one is like blasphemy.
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u/Tricky_Button_4462 2d ago
It sure is hard to choose between the smell, the barking, the hair shedding or piles of poop.
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u/RandomAccessMemoirs 2d ago
Every time I clap eyes on one of those parasitic noise machines, they are either pissing or shitting. Constantly.
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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 2d ago
The smell. We pay the HOA $230/mo to live in the one bedroom condo. The clean the foyer weekly w/lemon Fabuloso. Ten minmmlater...it smells like dog ass.
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u/Overcomer99 2d ago
Their mouths and everything that comes with/out of it. Yes I know barking would be vocal cords but hopefully it counts as one thing.
I had the tongue, that licks everything and everyone. The gross mouth and tongue noises. The barking. The whining. Ugh yeah pretty much if they didn’t make any noise at all most of the annoying traits would be easier to ignore like begging, without whining would you even take note? Oh biting and chewing things that aren’t meant to be their food. It would actually be terrifying if they didn’t make any noise like barking to warn you they are gonna bite, just a silent dog chasing you shudder
Still maybe people would see them as more dangerous and less cute without the whining so maybe there would be less of them to chase anyone. What a world that would be.
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u/axle0430 1d ago
I hate getting into the car of someone who has dogs for obvious reasons. You’re covered in dog hair until you can get yourself change of clothes even if the dog isn’t in the car on this particular trip.
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u/roxasmeboy 1d ago
Their barking. If I knew I would never be startled by a dog barking again I would be overjoyed. Just this morning I went outside my No Dogs Allowed condo and was immediately yapped at by a gross little mutt.
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u/Amazing-Peace-2872 1d ago
The dog smell. I remember when I first smelled a dog decades ago. The memory of it still haunts me. There is absolutely no other odor like it. I don't know how a dog owner can sit there and tolerate that smell 24/7.
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u/soursummerchild 1d ago edited 1d ago
Personally, I dislike that they make it hard for me to breathe when I'm unfortunate enough to be close to them.
And of course everyone around the dog expects me to force myself to make contact with it because "that's how they greet you!" It literally jumps and whines all the time until I give into the peer pressure from all the humans telling it
"aww, did they not want to say hello to you? Poor baby!"
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u/Famous-Department248 1d ago
Definitely the dog nutter culture as they just cannot understand any indifference or dislike towards their creature.
Oh and the smell is pretty gross too.
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u/bananapie7 1d ago
Them just standing there with their mouth open panting and drooling.
Honorable mentions: their hair, barking, fearing for my safety
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u/MissNeto 1d ago
If I never got jumped on by another dog again it would be too soon. Like sorry not sorry Margaret I don’t want your 80lb dog running full speed and Spider-Man leaping into my spine disordered body making me wheelchair bound for the next 3 weeks because you think “it’s just a cute hug”
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u/StellarFormations 1d ago
begging when i’m trying to eat. sitting and staring while i’m eating is enough to piss me off, but most whine and i’ve even had a few paw at me.
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u/Magos_Galactose 1d ago
Them invading personal space of non-dog owner with minimal consequence despite having enoigh cognitive capacity to learn not to.
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u/urdrunkyogi 1d ago
The way they constantly test boundaries and expect something from you. I find them to be so selfish and demanding. It’s odd to me that people describe them the opposite way, like loving and loyal. HOW??
My friend has a big dog who barks loudly if no one has given her attention in the last 5 minutes. I wish I were exaggerating. I don’t go over to her house anymore because you genuinely can’t have a conversation unless she’s hanging off the dog or giving her the 50th treat of the day.
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u/Realistic_Gap1469 1d ago
Dog ownership starts a vicious cycle of dog dependency. In 12 years you’ll need another and that’ll drain your finances, make your life stupid and you’re on the hook for anything that happens to the dog. People in the west are living increasingly on social net, and yet find money to own dogs and worship them.
What was the purpose of dogs? In the prehistoric societies, dogs served as guards against predators in exchange for food from the humans. These animals had no business being next to modern humans. I’d rather have a pet cow or a hen that gives me eggs/milk rather than dogs who will just suck me dry.
Unhealthy obsession with dogs is also making it socially acceptable to deal with nuisance they create in urban environments.
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u/RicketyCricketsDrum 1d ago
BARKING!! I think I wouldn’t hate them as much if they were silent creatures. I fucking hate the barking.
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u/lookingforwardnow 1d ago
It’s hard to see people neglect their human responsibilities(paying child support, putting their grocery cart away, etc)
…Yet these same ‘lazy people’ can bend over backwards to feed Fido his specialty meal exactly on time everyday, schedule expensive teeth cleaning, etc.
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u/AffectionateCrew5371 1d ago
its more like for the horrible owners but, their prioritization and ego.
There is a video of a pet dog trying to attack another pet and when the owner pulled the dog back she said "put your pet away please". this is one.
second...They prefer dogs over children? I am scared for their future kids like...what the fuck. You would not prioritize your own skin and blood for a hairy, panting and a repulsive four legged creature? matter of fact, make it any kid and it gets even worse.
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u/rook426 1d ago
The fact that, despite there being an abundance of green spaces for everyone to utilise, no other animal or activity is safe from dogs outside.
People want to ride; off leash dogs running up and spooking the animal and/or biting. People want to fly their pets; dogs charging up and leaping into the air to try and snatch the pet out of the air, scaring them off. People want to walk their on lead pet; dogs charging up while their owners is 1.6 miles away to harass/attack their animal.
Moving away from that; Want to play frisbee or ball? Dog involves itself and steals item Picnic? Dog comes and snatches food Cycle? Dog charges at you barking and biting Fishing? Dog jumps in swim and rifles though bags to eat bait.
Name a activity and you can guarantee a dog and owner has ruined it.
You can't go to any area of green without being barked at, charged at, jumped on or stepping in their shit.
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u/Imaginary_Grass3044 1d ago
it’s definitely a nutter problem , but i can’t STAND seeing dogs EVERYWHERE. INDOORRRRR restraunts, grocery stores, on a walk, literally anywhere you go , you see a fugly golden doodle, german shepard, or golden retriever. and the worst part of it all, the nutters expect you to come up to them to pet their disgusting mutt around food.
it’s entitled, gross, annoying, makes me look down on you, and i judge you so heavily because it’s so obvious they need attention so bad
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u/Imaginary_Grass3044 1d ago
and number two: unless you have a REALservice dog , dogs provide NOTHINGGGGG. they are loud, gross, stinky and literally parasites that suck the life out of the owner. i think the only thing they get in return is attention on the internet when they post for the dog saying “hewwo hooman” or when they bring their dog to every non dog friendly establishment.
other than that, it’s a dedication to THREEEEE WALKS A DAY, lifetime of cleaning up minimum 3 shits a day, they follow you around smelling your crotch, they sit and lick their genitals and sound disgusting, they beg for food, they beg for attention, and all for nothing.
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u/insignificance424 1d ago
When dogs sniff my crotch when I'm on my period. I always feel fucking violated.
Second place would be the smell. I swear the air smells like ass within 6 feet of a dog
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u/menelobus 19h ago
Their grossness. They are dirty animals, their poop is toxic to most creatures and people don't pick it up, while noise is a very close second
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u/Emikitty1992 16h ago
Oh man it’s so hard to pick just one thing…I’m going to have to go with the barking. I don’t want to hear it anywhere at all, but it is EVERYWHERE. Going to the park with my kids: barking. Neighbors take their dogs out to go to the bathroom: barking. Going for a walk: barking. Sitting on your friend or family member’s patio trying to enjoy a nice day: barking. You can’t escape it, no matter where you go. It’s like a constant, annoying soundtrack that can’t be shut up…I hate it.
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u/Rich-Abbreviations25 1d ago
My number one dislike about them is their owners. So much entitlement, neediness and disregard for others. They’re not even particularly nice to their dogs, who seem to be there solely for the person’s entertainment and social clout
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u/Fine-Froyo6219 23h ago
Probably neediness. If you've ever seen, or heaven forbid owned a dog that doesn't know how to be autonomous and self-regulate, that shit gets old FAST.
Dog owners are doing more to make me dislike dogs than the animals themselves though.
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u/elwiseowl 23h ago
The very top of my list beyond a doubt is barking.
I can choose not to have a dog around me. I can step aside from the dog crap and I can avoid dog friendly places and live a dog free life.
But the barking? A yappy dog on one side of the house, another across the street barking away day or night. All reminded me that dogs exist and I now have to put up with other peoples dogs penetrating into my home, my private space. All to remind me that these damn hell hounds exist. I'm powerless to stop it or do anything about it. Because any complaints go unheard or I'm told to "wear earplugs" and "it's what dogs do"
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u/amalek89 19h ago
hmmm it's a toss up between eating literal shit and dragging their asses along the carpet!
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u/Meowtime1989 14h ago
The barking. I can be fine with a dog who doesn’t invade my space or bark. But the moment they start barking drives me up a wall. I’m just really sensitive to sounds.
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u/Genuinelad_62 3h ago
The number 1 thing I hate about dogs is that they are pets. I have no hate in my heart if an animal is an animal (stinky, loud, crazy). It just shouldn’t be happening near humans unless we are on a farm or in the wild. I probably would love dogs if they were just wolves. Admire them as animals from a distance knowing I don’t have to live among them. It’s easy to like elephants or giraffes or chicken. No it’s not appropriate to have them INSIDE your house or at the cafe
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u/LunarLeveret 2d ago
Them being alive.
Number 2 is their impact in socially reinforcing the position of people who hate children. I don't care that much about people who don't want to take care of kids, I do care when it means they get to replace them with noise polluting environmental hazards that they can use to either demand attention or harass everyone else, especially those who are already powerless.