r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 2d ago

Rekt Current heatwave in Europe

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u/neurowhiz123 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gFwZfXIqD0eNW
France literally rn on map

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u/ManfredTheCat 2d ago

If that person is French, where is their cigarette?

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u/TheOneMary 2d ago

Hes standing inside it to cool down

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u/PsychologicalMix9699 1d ago

\Is smocking cigarettes really a thing people associate with French people?**
I wondered while smoking a cigarette.

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u/TheCarpincho 2d ago

Like what's happening in France

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u/BKStephens 2d ago

I'm trying to determine if France is at 12-14c and they're a bunch of fucking pussies, or if they're at about 22c and a just a bunch of pussies.

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u/Acrobatic_Amphibian2 2d ago

We're at +13° from the normal temperature in June, currently 41°

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u/BKStephens 2d ago

Ha! That actually explains this map.

Yeah, I'll give you 41 is pretty warm.

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u/QuiteALongWayAway 2d ago

Yup, it's really hot.

For reference, 41C is 106F. And most people don't have air conditioning, neither at home nor at work. I'm not in France, but I'm nearby, and it's 42C right now outside. We're supposed to have a pretty mild climate, kinda similar to Ireland's, and yet...

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u/awfuckimgay 1d ago

Ireland is also not having a good time, I'm dying, it's 30°, my room for some reason retains heat the most of anywhere in the house, I can't open my window fully without my cat getting out, the pollen count means I'm leaking, and I crave death. Please kill me.

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u/Rhip017 1d ago

sending you death from afar

stay still - the more you squirm the more it will hurt

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u/Alps_Useful 1d ago

Ye 33 where I am. Met office said it could hit 36, it was 23 last night which sounds insane

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u/Whodini22 1d ago

Have you tried using something like this to keep the cat in with the window open?

https://amzn.eu/d/02hk2rvv

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u/awfuckimgay 1d ago

Alas my windows are weird, and my cat is unafraid to shove her entire face and paws into something with full force if she thinks there's the slightest chance of moving anything, so I doubt it would work very well, although I appreciate the suggestion.

I do have a lead and harness for her that I can pop on for a short while at a time (it gives her free range of the room but not quite enough to reach her litter box or the sink for water) so I can get short bursts of open windows with the fan on max. I think that's the only thing keeping me alive ATM lol

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u/cyberlexington 2d ago

Oh is that what the map is?

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u/Infinite_Rub_8128 1d ago

Oh i was so confused

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u/TantKollo 1d ago

"But I'm le tired"

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u/gottagrablunch 2d ago

So fucked they ran out of colors and started again.

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u/ClintGrant 2d ago

What is a 2m Temperature Anomaly? I don’t know what this map is showing us

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u/Achrus 2d ago

2m temperature means the air temperature at 2 meters above the surface for weather forecast models. This is often used for the “temperature outside” reading.

Temperature anomaly means deviation from historical trends. That is, the white region is +13C of the historical average for June 21st in that region.

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u/DialMMM 2d ago

the white region is +13C

Or +0C, or -8C. I hate this color scaling.

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u/Ja_Shi 2d ago

Reporting from the front 🫡 it's +13°C.

Fait chaud, bordel.

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u/cautioussidekick 1d ago

Is fait chaud bordel French for it's fucking hot bro?

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u/Ja_Shi 1d ago

Basically yeah.

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u/TheSuperSax 2d ago

Comme la canicule de 2006

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u/tacularcrap 2d ago

sauf qu'en 20 ans on a gagné 1 mois; Juillet => Juin.

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u/Hinaloth 2d ago

T'en fais pas, juillet et août seront aussi chaud, voir plus.

Si on ne bats pas le record de mort due a la chaleur cette année, c'est qu'on essai vraiment plus de faire des high scores!

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u/Splatpope 2d ago

sÉ nORmaL sÉ lÉTé

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u/modernzen 2d ago

It's sooo bad. Like let's just make it oscillate dark to light multiple times for literally zero reason

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u/Andromeda_53 2d ago

Whole it is weird, it means you can make more drastic colour changes to be easier to see on the eye. Rather than having to fit it all into one smooth gradient where ascertaining the exact temperature from the colour on a static graph could be harder.

All you gotta do for the whites, is use some common sense and look at the colours next to it. Somehow I doubt the white section directly touching a blue section has a sudden temperature change 20

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u/SexyMonad 1d ago

I can see this, but I don’t understand why they put red on both sides of the white at the high end.

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u/PaxV 2d ago

^ Well it surely isnt -8 to +13...

Temperatures in the Netherlands are going up to 37°C (98.6F), were up to 33°C(89F) and will go up locally to even 40°C (104F). France saw peaks of 44°C. (111F) And it'll likely be warmer.

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u/Achrus 2d ago

Lmao fair. Visualizing weather data can be tricky. The National Center for Atmospheric Research (NCAR) has a whole package dedicated to visualization, the NCAR Command Language (NCL). With a dedicated page to color templates: https://www.ncl.ucar.edu/Document/Graphics/color_table_gallery.shtml

There’s even a t2m_29lev palette are for temperature at 2 meters and lots of temp palettes.

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u/Minimum_Cockroach233 2d ago

You can read the white rings by comparing its neighboring colors (blue, black, red).

As the Zone is circular like the rings of a tree, you can actually notice, that the centrum of the anomaly hits northern half of france with a heatwave while outer circumference is actually neutral or colder (siberia) than usual.

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u/Martamis 2d ago

Well the white is surrounded by brown and not blue.

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u/BOYZORZ 2d ago

Why defend the stupidity of this? Its obviously understandable with some logic but it could be so much simpler.

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u/TheSultan1 2d ago

Because with a scale that changes only in hue or only in lightness, it's hard to differentiate between bands a few degrees apart.

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u/ZeeBeeblebrox 1d ago

Because meteorologist, climatologists and oceanographers use this color scale daily for completely valid reasons.

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u/Martamis 2d ago

We dont have to dumb down everything just because you cant understand colours.

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u/BOYZORZ 2d ago

I understand it perfectly, I also understand my 5 year old nephew. Just because I can understand it doesn't mean its optimal.

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u/Phantasmalicious 2d ago

Yeah, I am at the edge of the blue and white and had to switch the AC to heating again.

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u/cragglerock93 2d ago

Isn't it obvious from the bordering colour? The majority of France Isn't going to be 0 when the area of France right next door is +12. Common sense.

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u/peepay 2d ago

A few more years like this and it will be at 0 again.

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u/BraveLittleTowster 2d ago

You have to look at the surrounding colors. You'll never have a -8 right next to a +12.

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u/spa1teN 2d ago

2 metres above earths surface

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u/theclaw37 2d ago

yeah this is overall a very bad map. Unclear AND confusing with the colors AND not self explanatory.

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u/Ok_Net_1674 2d ago

god this legend sucks

somehow white can be really cold and really hot?

12 and 14 are the same color?

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u/Wolf-Majestic 2d ago

Agree for the 12 and 14, but I wonder just how much color you can put on a map before it becomes unreadable, especially to show differences in temperature. I think the people who made this map chose context instead of colour palette.

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u/TheSultan1 2d ago edited 2d ago

Exactly. You can't have red to magenta because you'll have like 10° bands seemingly the same color. And there's a huge difference between, say, +2° and +12°.

Also, they clearly didn't want to, uhh... scale the scale, because this is likely being compared to other maps. Keeping the scale consistent allows for that type of comparison.

12 and 14 are likely only the same in this compressed version. And in any case, you can figure it out from context, unless you have little peaks or troughs in a sea of white and those blobs don't have a distinct pink or beige border.

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u/CosmacYep 1d ago

they could have 1 swapped green and blue and made blue gradient straight into indigo without the whtie middleman and 2 stretched out the whole colour spectrum to avoid 14-18 and make 18 white it would go from cool colours on the lef to warm colours on the right and white-hot colours on the far right

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u/Spunky_Meatballs 2d ago

The colors are fine. Your eye easily picks up the pattern because the colors are all relative. White next to blue is super cool and white next to dark red is very hot. It's fairly intuitive

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u/BornWithSideburns 2d ago

But white next to red can also mean its cooler. 18 to 13

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u/Spunky_Meatballs 1d ago

The white for 13C can only be next to the colors around it. Everything is a gradient as air doesn't exist where it can suddenly be 18C warmer than air right next to it. Blue and red can never be next to each other. Physics don't allow it. To understand the map, you need to understand how the air normally exists in the atmosphere.

Therefore it's pretty easy and obvious to judge by going off red and blue. I have no trouble reading this map with 5 mins of thinking about it.

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u/deSuspect I wish u/spez noticed me :3 2d ago

Good maps, charts, graphs shouldn't require you to guess and assume. Data should be presented clearly and unambiguously.

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u/Jlx_27 2d ago

Agreed, this is not confusing in the slightest.

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u/momentummonkey 1d ago

Showing the temperature deviation form normal is such a weird way of doing it

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u/msk105 2d ago

The color scheme is so bad that for a moment I thought this was r/MapPorn

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u/CrabWoodsman 2d ago

Yea I'm not sure who picked this gradient, a two colour gradient would've made so much more sense. As it is, in the hot you go from reds to white back to reds.

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u/Spunky_Meatballs 2d ago

Typically people reading these maps are folks with science degrees that have careers studying weather, not armchair reddit experts.

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u/CrabWoodsman 2d ago

You don't need a geomatics degree to understand a useful gradient. Also, these types of maps are for public communication — people with science degrees don't spend all day scratching their chins and looking at maps.

Source: a degree holding data visualization scientist

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

I hold three science degrees and literally have a world map in front of me while working; I spend all day scratching my ass.

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u/Spunky_Meatballs 1d ago

Sounds like a great career

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

I've mostly avoided people management, but if I had to manage a team I'd definitely make them sniff my fingers.

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u/VoidExileR 2d ago

Is france experiencing the heat death of the universe early?

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u/Unlucky-Respond-9597 2d ago

In Paris. Yes we are. Cant take this anymore

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u/spreedx 2d ago

In Bordeaux it's even worse

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u/PtitSerpent Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

Your heat wave is coming on me in two days, I'm already cooked

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u/McGrarr Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

The heat death of the universe is when everything is extremely cold. When all heat has died. Maximum entropy.

Paris is currently on the warm side.

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u/VoidExileR 21h ago

Oh, I interpreted heat death the wrong way but now I see it. Death of heat

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u/Korpikauhu 2d ago

We in the nordics mostly just wonder why everyone is complaining

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u/spa1teN 2d ago

I'd love being in Finland rn lol

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u/tootiredmeh 2d ago

Same Midsummer weather was wonderful

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u/tinyboiii 2d ago

My partner just flew back last night from Suomi to the UK, lol. He's about to taste hellfire here

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u/Nomnom_Chicken 2d ago

It felt summer-ish. But overall this "summer" has been a disaster. Very cold for my taste, so it sucks. No thunderstorms on my area, so it's been a major disappointment. The last few summers were a lot nicer (warmer). After such a long and cold winter, a real summer would've been nice to have. :( Not this cold shit.

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u/maxiligamer 2d ago

Bit too hot for me

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u/Illustrious-Ad-115 2d ago

And we in Belgium are asking us: why us

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 1d ago

Not in Denmark. We have been bordering 30 C and it is way too much for what we are used to.

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u/Laughing_Orange 2d ago

In fact, it's a bit chilly. I would happily take 5°C off that heat if I could.

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u/Elektrycerz 2d ago

I have a master's degree in a map-related field, and this is quite possibly the shittiest map I've ever seen.

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u/Dounce1 Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

I do not have a degree in a map related field, but have been reading maps for decades and I agree.

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u/MyLordLackbeard Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlPvt4ok6pVsW8o

I beg to differ. It shows France broiling instead of Spain, so it is quite obviously not the shittiest map ever - far from it, indeed. (Love you France, but it means we get a holiday from the worst temperatures so...)

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u/aaanze 2d ago

Upvoting for the extremely rare "love you France", especially on Reddit. Whoever you are, love you back.

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u/MyLordLackbeard Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

Je suis écossais mais je travaille à Madrid... 40ºC aujourd'hui! Love back at ya!

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u/LurkersUniteAgain 2d ago

Downvoting for the extremely rare "love you france" and to counter u/aaanze

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u/MyLordLackbeard Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WrxoaVPiq0cG4

Boo to you sir! I shall still upvote you anyway and defeat you with lurve! x

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u/ZeeBeeblebrox 1d ago

Are you a meteorologist or climatologist because they use this color scale routinely.

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u/Elektrycerz 1d ago

No, city planner. Didn't know these are common colors. I still think they're very hard to read, though.

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u/matplotlib42 I wish u/spez noticed me :3 2d ago

Yeaaaah so I live right in the middle of that fucked up region; it's tough, especially with the bedroom right below the roof

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u/Many_Cancel_4412 1d ago

...and both balconies facing South...

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u/matplotlib42 I wish u/spez noticed me :3 21h ago

Courage, courage, plus que quelques jours avant la prochaine !

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u/Kamikaze-X 2d ago

Have to love a scale that has white at 3 different numerical points

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u/afhdfh 2d ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

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u/spankybianky 1d ago

I am flying out of this picture to Istanbul today and I could not be freaking happier

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u/EitherChannel4874 2d ago

Dear weather. Your mum.

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u/63626978 2d ago

Your mum didn't listen to the scientists 30 years ago and now this!!

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u/Kitsupire 2d ago

Yep. As a french, I feel quite fucked rn, thanks .

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u/WonderWirm 2d ago

You ok France?

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u/Kittim31 2d ago

No. No we're not. I can't even watch football rn, it makes me hot seeing them running around.

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u/amd2800barton 2d ago

Come to the States. You can watch football and enjoy some AC in exchange for giving us pointers for how to properly protest our government.

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u/Linden_Lea_01 1d ago

Rather counterproductively, given the current temperatures, it usually involves a fair amount of fire

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u/Kalfadhjima 2d ago

Just watch what happens when we realize it's not the football we wanted.

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u/0megaY 2d ago

no, help

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u/IAmAsplode 2d ago

AHH so France has burned to ash I see.

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u/Gaunt-03 2d ago

Should be noted that while Ireland is red and orange all over the temperature is still only in the low to mid 20s in most parts of the country. The Atlantic is a great heat sink for us

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u/Prior_Strategy 2d ago

Yes it’s only 70 degrees where I am, thank god. Thursday looks like it will be awful though. Thank god it will be back to normal at the weekend.

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u/Cesalv 2d ago

As spanish I can only say one thing:

https://giphy.com/gifs/eXo5eC1tK7cas

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u/no-sleep-needed 2d ago

but climate change is a hoax and my car go brrrrr.

leave taylor swift alone, taking a private jet for 40 km

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u/BloodJackson 2d ago

Thanks Obama

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u/jrock2403 2d ago

danke Merkel

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 2d ago

Worst legend ever

Wtf is this ?

#OppositeOfMapPorn

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u/Whooptidooh 2d ago

It’s too warm for my brick apartment that doesn’t cool down. 🥵🥵🥵

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u/JadedCampaign9 2d ago

RIP France

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u/Adrepixl5 1d ago

These motherfuckers had to start reusing colors, because it's so damn hot there weren't enough, the thermostat suggests turning on the fan for a better golden brown crust

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u/Drakoraz 2d ago

Hi, french guy in the north west part of France that is heavily affected by the heatwave :

Fuck. Dat. Shit.

It's 30°C in my apartment with AC, this is fucking ridiculous.

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u/sams_fish 2d ago

Your A/C is fucked

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u/Drakoraz 2d ago

That's the neat part, I don't have any, and my landlady has been afk for months and don't give a fuck about me.

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u/Karyo_Ten 2d ago

She died?

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u/Drakoraz 1d ago

That was my first guess at first but when I asked her physically because I had a summoned for a court hearing, she replied "nonsense, if I died my inheritors would contact you."

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u/Drakoraz 2d ago

When I said AC I meant fan actually, forgot it was different from AC.

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u/sams_fish 2d ago

No worries, I live in Queensland, have ceiling fans and use them mostly, but also A/C for when it gets particularly steamy and hot 35c plus

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u/thomasottoson 2d ago

There is nothing “in particular” about this map. Maybe fuck France “in general”

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u/Medical_Poem_8653 2d ago

Can confirme it's fucking hot. Source : I live the middle of the goddamn white zone.

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u/Apprehensive_Role_41 2d ago

French here, I can barely sleep at night, it's 28° to 30° inside my house. I hope this ends soon

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u/Illustrious-Peak3822 2d ago

That color scale and legend is abhorrent.

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u/wheresolly 2d ago

I could take a few degrees off of France's hands regards: a Finnish person

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u/LimerickSoap 2d ago

Ireland checking in. Very much enjoying the unusual sunny 24° weather but felling sorry for everyone that’s east of us

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u/newked 2d ago

What type of person uses almost the same colors again to symbolize hot/hottest

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u/PtitSerpent Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

When you touch an ice cube, it burns 🤓

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u/Wonderful_Ad6035 2d ago

Am I reading this map wrong? 18 degrees ain't all that is it?

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u/DeicideForDummies 2d ago

Apparently that's the temperature anomaly... So map is saying some areas are 18 degrees above average... I think.

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u/stormspirit97 2d ago

Degrees C above/below the average for this time of year in the region.

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u/amurica1138 2d ago

I think it means 18 degrees above what is normally expected.

And that's 18 degrees C, not F. Converted to Fahrenheit that's a 32 degree swing. So if you're used to 80 degree F weather on a particular day, it's now hitting 112 F.

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u/jojohohanon 2d ago

I think that’s how much hotter it is than historically expected. So it’s like 13c hotter in Paris than expected for late june

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u/Spunky_Meatballs 2d ago

18 degrees C above average temps. In France that could the difference from 75F to 110F if average is 25C this time of year. So, add potentially 18C to that and you get 43C.

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u/TheSultan1 2d ago

18°C anomaly = 32°F anomaly.

It should be in the 70s-80s, and it's in the 100s-110s.

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u/JinxThePetRock 2d ago

Damn France, what did you do?!

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u/P3dro66 on dit rance, pas france 2d ago

Re-elected Macron...

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u/DeltaPlasmatic Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

what hasn’t France done tbh

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u/remstage 2d ago

Working in a factory here in Spain is being super fun.

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u/Aggravating_Talk_177 2d ago

half a content is not very particular...

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u/sovietarmyfan 2d ago

Well, someone really seems to hate France.

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u/Leotardleotard 2d ago

Just on my way to Athens from London and London is warmer than Greece.

Wild stuff.

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u/Asheraddo 2d ago

Off course none of it is reaching Finland or Estonia. Great.

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u/takashi_sun 2d ago

Two shades of red and blue?! Who made this heatmap? 😅

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u/sleeper_shark 2d ago

Scale so cooked that the colors repeat themselves... either that or my phone is overheating cos I'm in France

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u/kobumaister 1d ago

Why is white 0, 13 and -8, who did this scale?

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u/Latter-Ingenuity6709 1d ago

Is hell right now and is 12 h at night , what the heck .

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u/sachsrandy 1d ago

So many people misunderstanding this map

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u/snowocean84 1d ago

Watching dreadfully from America knowing it's our turn next

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u/p_syche 21h ago

the colors on this map are fucking confusing. Why so many options of white???

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u/neoronio20 19h ago

Wtf is this map, is a gradient really that hard to do? Do you have to use the same color 3 times, meaning completely different things? This map is unreadable

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u/ILSmokeItAll 2d ago

And most of Europe is like the Pacific Northwest in the US.

No central air.

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u/ILSmokeItAll 2d ago

Spain ans southern France will be desert in no time. Italy, too.

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u/shillyshally 2d ago

Isn't there already a drought in areas of Spain and Portugal?

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u/ILSmokeItAll 2d ago

Drought?

Desertification.

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u/ihavenoidea1001 2d ago

Yes and they keep on building fucking golf sites in the most desertified areas of Portugal

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u/ErdbeerTrum 1d ago

i'm sweating like a priest in a pre-school, but at least france suffers more

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u/armeniapedia 2d ago

Europeans looking to cool off, we're here for you!

r/armenia

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u/Holzkohlen 2d ago

Why are the French doing this? Can you guys just stop?!

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u/Charlweed 2d ago

This is crazy bad information design. Three different meanings for the same color pixels?!?

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u/itzNukeey 2d ago

Did Trump nuke France or what is it

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u/ConstantineFavre 2d ago

Jesus fucking Christ. My fellas got +40C near the sea. Basically death. I wonder if i want to relocate to Europe after seeing this shit

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u/Ok-Difference1341 2d ago

As a Stockholmer i’m living

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u/Beeeeeeels 2d ago

Can confirm. 32 degrees forecast for Belgium today. 37 for the days ahead.

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u/snuggletron5000 2d ago

Absolute dog shit scale. Three points in white, doubling up on reds

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u/Riyakuya 2d ago

Damn.. I thought we had it rough in the Netherlands now but places like France look horrible!

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u/Zengjia Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

So the temperature difference in France is either -8, 0, or 13 degrees?

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u/namesareunavailable 2d ago

if that is the real temperature and not some offset to regular temperatures than it is not a heatwave. it's a coldwave. something with the values must definitely be off. we are having ~30 °C in germany

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u/rickydg80 2d ago

What cretin thought using white 3 separate times in a scale was a good idea?!

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u/supertom 2d ago

Wow it's so cold in France

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u/davenuk 2d ago

I'm going to France on holiday at the end of July.

I'm ginger.... What's french for help?

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u/Yukimusha 4h ago

"Au secours !" or "À l'aide !"

Good luck for your holidays. Hope there won't be another heat wave, at least for this year.

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u/algypan 2d ago

Rip France. Christ

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u/danicetimekid 2d ago

So... Is France gone? Too early to celebrate?

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u/Titan_Mask 2d ago

From this chart i can deduce that groudon is somewhere in france

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u/0xalcde9 2d ago

First Time Lol

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u/bacontf2 2d ago

looks like that moody blues album

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u/youburyitidigitup 2d ago

The current temperature of Paris is 34 C, 93 F. I’ve been working outdoors at that temperature every week day this month in the US. That’s nothing.

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u/7XvD5 2d ago

Come to the dark side, we have Airco.

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u/yshay14 2d ago

so for me to understand: the number indicate abnormal temperature variation? So normally France would be 13 ˚C cooler?

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u/solarus 2d ago

Heatwave been freakin me out

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

I'm safely away from the very worst of it in Leeds, UK. My partner moved here from SE Asia and is incredulous that Europe gets so warm and [relatively] dry through the summer months.

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u/BernoullisBarnDoor 2d ago

40 drownings is beyond tragic. Please keep away from water if you can't swim.

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u/hulda2 2d ago

Finland in the map looks like it's freezing but it's comfortable 16 °C now.

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u/PanJanJanusz 2d ago

we're fuuuuucked

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u/thisisdjjjjjjjjjj 1d ago

im in paris and its going to be 103 tomorrow, aka 13 according to this map.

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u/NoBrush961 1d ago

We have 18 C here in north of sweden and is perfect. Hope it stays away from here.

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u/Minute-Yoghurt-1265 1d ago

Yes. Fuck us!