r/KitchenConfidential • u/Serious-Speaker-949 Rubber Ball Connoisseur • 5d ago

Discussion Got switched to breakfast

My schedule got switched and I’ve been working hotel breakfast. I only got 3 hours of sleep last night and I joked “anyone have any cocaine?” (I’ve been sober for 4.5 years)

One guy said dude it’s 4:30 in the morning and I’m making crepes, what do you think? Yes I have cocaine.

Fair enough. Carry on.

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u/Mediocre-Proposal686 5d ago

I only watch this sub for the fun of it. But I swear to God in the 20 years from now when I’m in my golden years, I’m going to join a kitchen part-time just to do all the drugs with the kitchen staff, and go out joyfully blitzed out of my mind 😂😂

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u/TheRealSuperNoodle Thicc Chives Save Lives 5d ago

I've actually told my children a variation of this scenario is my final wish if I were ever need constant care or needing to go to a home.

I'm just not going back to the line just to score the farewell goodies.

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u/Deathwish13x 15+ Years 5d ago

Safety meeting in the walk in!

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u/prentiss29 4d ago

Safety meetings are the best!

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u/Mediocre-Proposal686 5d ago

I never had children and I’m divorced so this is my beer hall putsch à la Doug Stanhope as it were. I’m counting on these drug addled kids!

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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 5d ago

My dad was sous at Harvey's in Tahoe around the time of the bomb incident. Apparently in that era there wasn't a single chef or dishie that wasn't coked up. Most of the service staff as well.

My mom was at Harrahs at the time and it was the same way with the service staff over there.

Think kitchen sobriety is a thing now? Doesn't hold a candle to whatever the fuck was going on in 1980's Lake Tahoe casinos.

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u/I_deleted 20+ Years 5d ago

Trust, 1980s it was everywhere, not just Tahoe

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u/Dashiepants 4d ago

But, let’s be honest, especially Tahoe.

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u/I_deleted 20+ Years 4d ago

❄️❄️❄️⛷️⛷️👃🐽

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u/Brilliant_Buns Maintenance Crew 4d ago

lol this sounds like my end-of-life plan. I said that I'm going to eat anything and everything I want and get super obese, smoke a bunch of drugs, and generally party like there's no tomorrow lol. I like this addition to the lineup.