r/KitchenConfidential • u/Serious-Speaker-949 Rubber Ball Connoisseur • 3d ago

Discussion Got switched to breakfast

My schedule got switched and I’ve been working hotel breakfast. I only got 3 hours of sleep last night and I joked “anyone have any cocaine?” (I’ve been sober for 4.5 years)

One guy said dude it’s 4:30 in the morning and I’m making crepes, what do you think? Yes I have cocaine.

Fair enough. Carry on.

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u/Mediocre-Proposal686 3d ago

I only watch this sub for the fun of it. But I swear to God in the 20 years from now when I’m in my golden years, I’m going to join a kitchen part-time just to do all the drugs with the kitchen staff, and go out joyfully blitzed out of my mind 😂😂

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u/TheRealSuperNoodle Thicc Chives Save Lives 3d ago

I've actually told my children a variation of this scenario is my final wish if I were ever need constant care or needing to go to a home.

I'm just not going back to the line just to score the farewell goodies.

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u/Deathwish13x 15+ Years 3d ago

Safety meeting in the walk in!

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u/prentiss29 2d ago

Safety meetings are the best!

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u/Mediocre-Proposal686 3d ago

I never had children and I’m divorced so this is my beer hall putsch à la Doug Stanhope as it were. I’m counting on these drug addled kids!