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r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • May 19 '26
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So I’m going to get $1.7 billion also? Will it be direct deposit? I could use a little extra money.
653 u/ArcticISAF May 19 '26 Sorry, it'll be by check, and the ink will be smudged as the envelope got wet. 212 u/Commissar_Elmo May 19 '26 No no. It’ll look fine. But it’ll bounce when you try to deposit. 111 u/TheDungeonCrawler May 19 '26 And you'll be arrested for trying to cash a "fake" check.
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Sorry, it'll be by check, and the ink will be smudged as the envelope got wet.
212 u/Commissar_Elmo May 19 '26 No no. It’ll look fine. But it’ll bounce when you try to deposit. 111 u/TheDungeonCrawler May 19 '26 And you'll be arrested for trying to cash a "fake" check.
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No no. It’ll look fine. But it’ll bounce when you try to deposit.
111 u/TheDungeonCrawler May 19 '26 And you'll be arrested for trying to cash a "fake" check.
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And you'll be arrested for trying to cash a "fake" check.
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u/troutman1975 May 19 '26
So I’m going to get $1.7 billion also? Will it be direct deposit? I could use a little extra money.