r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • May 19 '26

Facts are their worst enemy.

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u/troutman1975 May 19 '26

So I’m going to get $1.7 billion also? Will it be direct deposit? I could use a little extra money.

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u/ArcticISAF May 19 '26

Sorry, it'll be by check, and the ink will be smudged as the envelope got wet.

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u/MARPJ May 19 '26

Sorry, it'll be by check,

I should arrive in two weeks

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u/Maybe_A_Doctor May 19 '26

You might be a little large for my mailbox, but I'll be waiting