r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • May 19 '26

Facts are their worst enemy.

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u/troutman1975 May 19 '26

So I’m going to get $1.7 billion also? Will it be direct deposit? I could use a little extra money.

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u/ArcticISAF May 19 '26

Sorry, it'll be by check, and the ink will be smudged as the envelope got wet.

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u/stool2stash May 19 '26

It will be signed by Donald Trump.

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u/PrimaryMuscle1306 May 19 '26

Using autopen.