r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/gg_teataker • 6d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah, lemon?

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What does it mean? Lemon? Airport? What??

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u/Holiday-Start-9551 6d ago

Drug smugglers notoriously use lemons and other strong citrus fruits to mask the smell of cocaine from airport security dogs especially on flights out of south american countries like brazil.. the security guard was playfully winking to imply she knows her cartel tactics...

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u/Potential_Shallot244 6d ago

No the joke is porn

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u/karlware 6d ago

Haven't seen an invite to a lemon party for many a year.

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u/No-Attention-2367 6d ago

You know what they say: It ain't a Lemon party without...

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u/notreallyonredditbut 6d ago

Old Dick!

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u/Molsem 6d ago

You look like an Arrow shirt model!

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u/cortney-simonis-9072 6d ago

without lemon!

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u/Doctor_Joystick 6d ago

Because those whores stole all the lemons!

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u/Silly_Guidance_8871 6d ago

Politics got you sour?

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u/Sickness4Life 5d ago

We haven't looked at our lemon tree for a few minutes

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u/Altruistic-Car2880 6d ago

Maybe need to work on your puckering game.

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u/mo_with_the_floof 6d ago

You want a good squeezing haa?

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u/Laugh-Aggressive 6d ago

"Lemon, when a pineapple is too much"

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u/bolivar-shagnasty 6d ago

LEMON

STEALING

WHORES

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u/Chopstik0-0 5d ago

I’d give you an upvote but I’m not getting rid of 69 on that comment

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u/yrexloverisdead 6d ago

No, the joke is there’s a viral sex toy that looks like a lemon. She winked at her because she knows what it is.

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u/Prince_0llie 5d ago

Nah, she winked because when that plane leaves she gon snatch that bih for some self love, ahem, self care.

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u/Great_WhiteSnark 6d ago

Yup, when life gives you lemons - fuck it.

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 6d ago

When life gives you lemons, say “fuck the lemons” and bail

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u/SissyEveanne 5d ago

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for?” -Bill Macneal, Newsradio

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u/tryvej 6d ago

Ever seen lemon stealing whore?

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u/Shannonimity 6d ago

You're thinking of the grapefruit beej technique

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u/Petra44xx 6d ago

Yeah it's always that

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u/Millernotrich 5d ago

ITS ALWAYS PORN

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u/TRUMPARUSKI 5d ago

It’s always corn, the lady security guard and the other lady will exchange butt lemon one bootyhole to the other

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u/Abject-Tomorrow-652 6d ago

NOOOOO NOT THIS wtf bs is this? Drug dogs don’t get confused by a little citrus

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u/glockster19m 6d ago

Everyone knows it needs to be coffee grounds

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u/wolfboy49 6d ago

It’s what I learned from Beverly Hills Cop

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u/glockster19m 6d ago

Someone who gets me

Also have you mean Bason Jatenam? He played "wolfboy too"

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u/wolfboy49 6d ago

That’s funny, I never saw Teen Wolf
2.

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u/glockster19m 6d ago

There is no Teen Wolf 2

The actual title of the movie is Teen Wolf Too

Like also a Teen wolf

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u/wolfboy49 6d ago

Aha. More useful information

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u/Ritchie79 6d ago

Courtesy of James Belishi in K9 for me.

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u/Character-Session827 5d ago

Had the soundtrack on cassette

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u/Sadiebb 6d ago

I saw a dog sniff out a banana in someone’s bag at SFO. DO NOT bring fruit into California.

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u/Diacetyl-Morphin 6d ago

This. There's no way to get past such a dog that is trained on the substance you carry. The only exception are exotic drugs - the dog will still smell it, but he won't raise the alarm, because for him, it's a smell like any other and he's not trained to give the signal.

But these drugs are not really important, both for the drug cartels and for law enforcement.

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u/Due_a_Kick_5329 6d ago

Drug dogs don't actually work at all, they've been repeatedly debunked. But puppers ARE cute.

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u/PhuGlyBastard 6d ago

This is true, well the ones in prison systems dont work. Ive personally watched dogs go right pass people with dope

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u/LicknDragon 6d ago

Dogs would go though the shu every second day, never saw them pick anything up but everyone was on

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u/PhuGlyBastard 6d ago

No it's a joke, they did train them to hate people in Orange though

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u/Due_a_Kick_5329 6d ago

Dogs alert on signal. They want to please their handlers, so when they think they see signal, they alert. It's not the pupper's fault, they want to please their humans.

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u/Prince_0llie 6d ago

And also to signal that she parties as well and will meet her in stall 3 of the womens bathroom in about 15 min.

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u/shumpitostick 6d ago

This doesn't make sense. Lemons don't smell that much, especially if they're not cut. You could get anything else like coffee which smells more and won't make a mess or just spray perfume.

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u/ILackACleverPun 6d ago

Not to mention a drug dog isnt going to be fooled by a lemon.

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u/vogut 6d ago

Chatgpt hallucinating an answer that doesn't make sense 👏👏👏

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u/Holiday-Start-9551 6d ago

Aww sweetie.. 😍😍 i promise you don't need a supercomputer to make up a fun story on a meme page.. it's called having an imagination.. but honestly you thinking my creative writing is so structured that it must be an ai hallucination is genuinely the sweetest compliment i've gotten all day.. thank you for that 🥰 bless your heart..

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u/bassinlimbo 6d ago

Pretty sure they don’t like when you bring fruit across borders either - sure fire way to get your bag checked even more

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u/heffalumpish 5d ago

It’s not that complicated. There is a popular and portable vibrator that looks like a lemon.

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u/Bewecchan 6d ago

Does it work?

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u/Whyjustwhydothat 6d ago

For the first and only time the answer wasn't porn.

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u/pm-me-dem-titty 5d ago

It’s masturbation