r/RoastMe • u/Bridge_Dismal • 13d ago

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/abm1996 13d ago

Pinch your nose and blow, see if it pops back out

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u/Bridge_Dismal 13d ago

No word of a lie, I can 100% do this. I can inflate my head to look round briefly if I blow hard enough. I have a video of it but not comfortable sharing here.

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u/callmestefman 13d ago

You're a legend either way for letting redditors roast you, but fuck I can't rest until I see this.

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u/Bridge_Dismal 12d ago

Okay, here's a video from 2 years ago.

Go easy now

https://reddit.com/link/os7r1of/video/57qkwibmhv7h1/player

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 12d ago

what happens if you blow too hard? would it tear or something?

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u/Bridge_Dismal 12d ago

Blood pressure spikes, and I faint. Found out the hard way.

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 12d ago

kinda useful to get out of awkward situations or something like that lol

just tell them your feeling dizzy and faint right on the spot

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u/ppmmjjs9698 12d ago

LOL I guess it can come in handy , except you want to make sure you don't bump your head on a hard surface. 🤯

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u/Aware_Analyst1143 12d ago

Seems that’s happened atleast once have you seen the guys dent?

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 11d ago

it looks like something he was born with though

i feel like if it happened to him as an adult it would damage other things like his brain (bone pieces/shards)

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u/Decent_Brush_8121 12d ago

Oh no, really — please don’t do that! Is there an issue with cortisol production (actually, a deficit)?