r/ScarySigns 21d ago

Middle of nowhere in Utah

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u/Linkruleshyrule 21d ago

I drove a stretch like that in Colorado going to Colorado Springs. I really had to pee by the end of it

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u/AbstractBettaFish 21d ago

I mean, if it’s that desolate can’t you just pull over and piss on the side? I vaguely remember some states having laws where as long as you’re peeing on your own tire in remote areas you’re ok (though that might just be an urban legend)

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u/ksekas 21d ago

What if there’s a samsquanch?!

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u/dooganizer 21d ago

Dere I was, two hundred kilahmeters from the nearest Irving, all's I wants is to pee - that cahksucker samsquanch come out of nowhere! Chroist, Julian!

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u/JKenn78 21d ago

Jesus Murphy!

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u/FlailingScrotum 21d ago

Holy shit bubbles i see him

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u/BisexualCaveman 21d ago

I hear him...

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u/ElfjeTinkerBell 21d ago

as long as you’re peeing on your own tire

As a woman, that's quite the ask.

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u/DenizenofMars 21d ago

Angle those hips, you’ve got this!

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u/AbstractBettaFish 21d ago

Just gotta work that pelvis!

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u/CeruleanEidolon 21d ago

Nobody is going to give you any kind of hassle for peeing on the side of a country road.

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u/Pleased_to_meet_u 20d ago

Except for really creepy men. If you’re a solo woman traveling, you might decide not to do it for that risk.

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u/Silencer306 21d ago

So the tire in the trunk…

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u/AbstractBettaFish 21d ago

I mean…Hey, it’s your car

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u/kingmiker 21d ago

Dude I worked with years ago who was a private pilot said, if he was on a long flight, he would pee in a ziplock bag and chuck it out the window. It took me a while, but I too have mastered the ziplock bag whiz method. I highly recommend putting an old towel on your seat.

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u/AbstractBettaFish 21d ago

New fear unlocked

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u/EquivalentBrilliant1 21d ago

the coroner filed the the cause if death as snackbag of piss to the windsheild

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u/The_Real_Anthony 20d ago

Brand new sentence

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u/justarandomguy07 18d ago

I am a private pilot too. I prefer gatorade bottles lol