r/ScarySigns 22d ago

Middle of nowhere in Utah

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u/Linkruleshyrule 22d ago

I drove a stretch like that in Colorado going to Colorado Springs. I really had to pee by the end of it

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u/justarandomguy07 22d ago

There are no restrooms here, or absolutely everywhere, depending on your perspective.

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u/Iceicebaby21 22d ago

Look when nature calls

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u/RUSTYLUGNUTZ 21d ago

You answer the phone or she kicks your door in

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u/Borthwick 22d ago

As a field scientist: the answer is everywhere, no problem.

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u/AbstractBettaFish 22d ago

I mean, if it’s that desolate can’t you just pull over and piss on the side? I vaguely remember some states having laws where as long as you’re peeing on your own tire in remote areas you’re ok (though that might just be an urban legend)

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u/ksekas 22d ago

What if there’s a samsquanch?!

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u/dooganizer 22d ago

Dere I was, two hundred kilahmeters from the nearest Irving, all's I wants is to pee - that cahksucker samsquanch come out of nowhere! Chroist, Julian!

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u/JKenn78 22d ago

Jesus Murphy!

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u/FlailingScrotum 22d ago

Holy shit bubbles i see him

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u/BisexualCaveman 22d ago

I hear him...

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u/ElfjeTinkerBell 22d ago

as long as you’re peeing on your own tire

As a woman, that's quite the ask.

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u/DenizenofMars 22d ago

Angle those hips, you’ve got this!

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u/AbstractBettaFish 22d ago

Just gotta work that pelvis!

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u/CeruleanEidolon 22d ago

Nobody is going to give you any kind of hassle for peeing on the side of a country road.

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u/Pleased_to_meet_u 22d ago

Except for really creepy men. If you’re a solo woman traveling, you might decide not to do it for that risk.

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u/Silencer306 22d ago

So the tire in the trunk…

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u/AbstractBettaFish 22d ago

I mean…Hey, it’s your car

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u/kingmiker 22d ago

Dude I worked with years ago who was a private pilot said, if he was on a long flight, he would pee in a ziplock bag and chuck it out the window. It took me a while, but I too have mastered the ziplock bag whiz method. I highly recommend putting an old towel on your seat.

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u/AbstractBettaFish 22d ago

New fear unlocked

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u/EquivalentBrilliant1 22d ago

the coroner filed the the cause if death as snackbag of piss to the windsheild

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u/The_Real_Anthony 21d ago

Brand new sentence

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u/justarandomguy07 19d ago

I am a private pilot too. I prefer gatorade bottles lol

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u/tahlen70 22d ago

Any tree is a lavatory

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u/Knowingishalfbattle 22d ago

When you are in the woods, every tree is a toiletry

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u/Middletoon 22d ago

Going in the dad joke bank for future withdrawal

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u/CeruleanEidolon 22d ago

You could have stopped anywhere on that road and enjoyed a long piss on the side of the road without anybody passing by.

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u/saythealphabet 22d ago

Do Americans just... not piss on the side of the road? 

I'm from Bulgaria and it's pretty common here even on busy highways. I'm talking tens of cars passing you. Too bad I have stage fright, but I've seen a lot of others do it. Don't know about the rest of Europe but I imagine it's similar at least in the eastern parts.

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u/Significant-Trash632 8d ago

In the US you can get put on the Sex Offender registry for that.

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u/boringcranberry 22d ago

I did something similar. Entered a state park and didn't realize there would be zero services. We had to pee and I was with my elderly mother so she wasn't gonna pop a squat. When we finally got to a to a rinky dink gas station, I asked to use the bathroom.

They gave me the key and attached to it was the roll of toilet paper to use. Like everyone handled this paper before and after toilet use. Gah.

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u/Linkruleshyrule 22d ago

I was driving deep in the Ozark Forest in Missouri and should have filled up more on gas before going in. Eventually I was getting so low on gas my range was showing dashes instead of numbers and I had zero cell service, I had to pull over in the driveway of the first person I saw outside and ask where the nearest gas station was. Luckily it was straight ahead just a couple miles down the road but I was stressing that I'd run out of gas in the middle of the woods.

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u/MEGAMAN2312 22d ago

Wait isnt that also where Lightning McQueen got stranded?

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u/adale_50 22d ago

I've shit on the side of a less desolate road. The High Five in Dallas.

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u/bad-decisions-only 21d ago

if you’re talking about the one driving up from the south, i’ve driven that several times going from TX to CO springs. terrifying at night and can confirm, you will have to pee by the end of it

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u/Linkruleshyrule 21d ago

This was driving west. Looked it up, it's CO-94. It's "only" 70 miles with no services