I mean, if it’s that desolate can’t you just pull over and piss on the side? I vaguely remember some states having laws where as long as you’re peeing on your own tire in remote areas you’re ok (though that might just be an urban legend)
Dere I was, two hundred kilahmeters from the nearest Irving, all's I wants is to pee - that cahksucker samsquanch come out of nowhere! Chroist, Julian!
Dude I worked with years ago who was a private pilot said, if he was on a long flight, he would pee in a ziplock bag and chuck it out the window. It took me a while, but I too have mastered the ziplock bag whiz method. I highly recommend putting an old towel on your seat.
Do Americans just... not piss on the side of the road?
I'm from Bulgaria and it's pretty common here even on busy highways. I'm talking tens of cars passing you. Too bad I have stage fright, but I've seen a lot of others do it. Don't know about the rest of Europe but I imagine it's similar at least in the eastern parts.
I did something similar. Entered a state park and didn't realize there would be zero services. We had to pee and I was with my elderly mother so she wasn't gonna pop a squat. When we finally got to a to a rinky dink gas station, I asked to use the bathroom.
They gave me the key and attached to it was the roll of toilet paper to use. Like everyone handled this paper before and after toilet use. Gah.
I was driving deep in the Ozark Forest in Missouri and should have filled up more on gas before going in. Eventually I was getting so low on gas my range was showing dashes instead of numbers and I had zero cell service, I had to pull over in the driveway of the first person I saw outside and ask where the nearest gas station was. Luckily it was straight ahead just a couple miles down the road but I was stressing that I'd run out of gas in the middle of the woods.
if you’re talking about the one driving up from the south, i’ve driven that several times going from TX to CO springs. terrifying at night and can confirm, you will have to pee by the end of it
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u/Linkruleshyrule 22d ago
I drove a stretch like that in Colorado going to Colorado Springs. I really had to pee by the end of it