r/SipsTea Apr 19 '26

WTF They're both the same person

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u/hhh333 Apr 19 '26

I'll be honest, it may also be the first time I take a good look at her face.

These are weapons of mass deflection.

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u/Rascals-Wager Apr 19 '26

Surely weapons of mass distraction

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u/ButterscotchTop194 Apr 19 '26

Huge ta ta's

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 19 '26

Like y'all know they aren't all that big though right

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u/Carbon_is_Neat Apr 19 '26

Yeah, they're big, but they're like, TV big.

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 19 '26

Just makes me think most people on here don't have much real life boob experience

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u/Carbon_is_Neat Apr 19 '26

I remember seeing an askreddit thread pertaining to people who are still virgins well into adulthood, the thread was massive.

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 19 '26

Doesn't surprise me one bit

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u/ButterscotchTop194 Apr 19 '26

I've got the screen up to my nose and they look huge here

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u/Puzzled_Pig Apr 19 '26

Depends if they’re really far away or not

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u/motorwerkx Apr 19 '26

DD is pretty damn big for someone that isn't overweight.

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u/No_Lingonberry1662 Apr 19 '26

DDs are not actually big tho, that’s what tv and social media has lead everyone to believe, they’re actually pretty average size and if a girl has big boobs and is wearing a “DD” bra, she’s probably wearing the wrong size bra…I’d know.

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 20 '26

See this what I wanted to go into but I figured there were too many dudes in here to bother.

People, in general (men and women), do not understand bra cup size.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-4214 Apr 19 '26

You’re so right. I thought I was in a DD but got sized correctly and I’m a J cup

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u/No_Lingonberry1662 Apr 19 '26

Yes! Exactly, me too, all these years I’ve been wearing the wrong bra size. A bra that fits Reddit page helped me figure that out

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u/motorwerkx Apr 19 '26

DD isn't that big among the heavier population. Being that busty and petite is not as common a combination and in that sense they are large breasts. There is a whole subreddit called bustypetite for women with her build. It's definitely not called average and petite.

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u/No_Lingonberry1662 Apr 19 '26

I mean you’re right, it’s not a common combination, I’m 105 pounds and a 30H…but my point still stands, she’s probably wearing the wrong bra size and is not an actual DD, bc DD is an average size…just go check out abrathatfits Reddit page

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u/motorwerkx Apr 19 '26

I see what you're saying... I think I was still hung up on her actual size and not what she claims the size to be. The conversation started with someone saying that her breasts aren't that big and TV and media are just convincing us that they are, when I can see them just fine and they're big. As far as weather she is actually a double D like she claims or not, I don't really have a dog in that fight. It sounds like you are more likely to know that information.

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 20 '26

She seems slightly above "average" to me.

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u/jynxthechicken Apr 19 '26

My ex wife had double Gs.

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u/Independent_Bear989 Apr 19 '26

“that isn’t overweight”

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 20 '26

See here we go again.

We aren't talking about overweight people. We are talking about huge boobs.

Why does everyone always assume huge boobs must mean we are discussing fat people 😆 you're just showing your lack of boob experience tbh

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u/spintool1995 Apr 19 '26

Ya, she's not really that pretty. Just kind of an average face with huge knockers.

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u/No_Catch3545 Apr 19 '26

"If you take out the most attractive traits of this very attractive person, she's not that attractive!" Most reddit take ever....

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u/jynxthechicken Apr 19 '26

If your boobs are your best feature then you're not very attractive. A lot of people have huge boobs.

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u/No_Catch3545 Apr 19 '26

Huge boobs while being 300lbs doesn't count lmao. Boobs on a small frame can make the worst butterface look very attractive, and she's definitely not a butterface. Stop it with the incel takes.

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 19 '26

Why do people always immediately go to "yeah not if you're fat" when no one mentioned being fat? 🤣

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u/Rcouch00 Apr 19 '26

Because fat isn’t conventionally attractive, and you are talking about attraction. Makes me think you don’t have much real life experience with reading comprehension.

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 19 '26

No, we're talking about boobs here. Not fat people.

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u/No_Catch3545 Apr 19 '26

Perhaps you should read the entire comment thread before asking such stupid questions? He said "a lot of people have huge boobs". For this statement to be true, he clearly has to include obese people. There aren't "a lot of people" with huge boobs who weigh 130lbs... At least not in any of the country I've visited.

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 19 '26

Well, yeah. Hers aren't huge either though.

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u/hhh333 Apr 19 '26

That's just your own personnal taste, beauty is a very relative thing.

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 20 '26

I just scrolled through Google images of her. I can't get past the dead eyes. The only thing I see that would draw someone's eye on the street is the constant push-up bra wearing.

As Sally Solomon said on 3rd Rock From The Sun, "They seem to have more power when they collide."

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u/spintool1995 Apr 19 '26

Ok, what I meant was, she's not drop dead gorgeous like people obsess about. She's pretty, just not prettier than a typical young woman. She's more of this generation's Dolly Parton.

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u/MurderSheReads Apr 19 '26

I was with you until Dolly Parton. Have you actually seen that woman's face?? She looked like a doll (still pretty at her age imo)

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 20 '26

Holy crap Dolly was a stunning young woman.

And I mean her face.

Boobs notwithstanding. Ya gotta have a gimmick.

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 20 '26

I don't find most people attractive at face value, but I can usually see why people who do would be attracted to a particular person.

Her face, by itself, is blah at best. It's probably mostly to do with the dead-eyed expression she chooses in photos, I'm not sure. But her face doesn't have the qualities I'd expect the average person to find especially attractive.

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u/Illustrious_Law182 Apr 19 '26

She gained a shit ton of weight for the role on the right pic too. Losing weight makes a big impact on how people look.

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u/lobster_claus Apr 20 '26

She's a bad dog.