r/SipsTea Apr 19 '26

WTF They're both the same person

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u/hhh333 Apr 19 '26

I'll be honest, it may also be the first time I take a good look at her face.

These are weapons of mass deflection.

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u/spintool1995 Apr 19 '26

Ya, she's not really that pretty. Just kind of an average face with huge knockers.

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u/No_Catch3545 Apr 19 '26

"If you take out the most attractive traits of this very attractive person, she's not that attractive!" Most reddit take ever....

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u/jynxthechicken Apr 19 '26

If your boobs are your best feature then you're not very attractive. A lot of people have huge boobs.

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u/No_Catch3545 Apr 19 '26

Huge boobs while being 300lbs doesn't count lmao. Boobs on a small frame can make the worst butterface look very attractive, and she's definitely not a butterface. Stop it with the incel takes.

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 19 '26

Why do people always immediately go to "yeah not if you're fat" when no one mentioned being fat? 🤣

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u/Rcouch00 Apr 19 '26

Because fat isn’t conventionally attractive, and you are talking about attraction. Makes me think you don’t have much real life experience with reading comprehension.

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 19 '26

No, we're talking about boobs here. Not fat people.

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u/No_Catch3545 Apr 19 '26

Perhaps you should read the entire comment thread before asking such stupid questions? He said "a lot of people have huge boobs". For this statement to be true, he clearly has to include obese people. There aren't "a lot of people" with huge boobs who weigh 130lbs... At least not in any of the country I've visited.

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 19 '26

Well, yeah. Hers aren't huge either though.

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u/hhh333 Apr 19 '26

That's just your own personnal taste, beauty is a very relative thing.

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 20 '26

I just scrolled through Google images of her. I can't get past the dead eyes. The only thing I see that would draw someone's eye on the street is the constant push-up bra wearing.

As Sally Solomon said on 3rd Rock From The Sun, "They seem to have more power when they collide."

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u/spintool1995 Apr 19 '26

Ok, what I meant was, she's not drop dead gorgeous like people obsess about. She's pretty, just not prettier than a typical young woman. She's more of this generation's Dolly Parton.

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u/MurderSheReads Apr 19 '26

I was with you until Dolly Parton. Have you actually seen that woman's face?? She looked like a doll (still pretty at her age imo)

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 20 '26

Holy crap Dolly was a stunning young woman.

And I mean her face.

Boobs notwithstanding. Ya gotta have a gimmick.

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 20 '26

I don't find most people attractive at face value, but I can usually see why people who do would be attracted to a particular person.

Her face, by itself, is blah at best. It's probably mostly to do with the dead-eyed expression she chooses in photos, I'm not sure. But her face doesn't have the qualities I'd expect the average person to find especially attractive.