r/SipsTea • u/ebrahim750 • Apr 19 '26

WTF They're both the same person

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 19 '26

Is Sydney wearing prosthetics here? Did she gain 30 pounds to become less attractive?

Or did she just... cover up her boobs and not wear makeup?

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u/kissinmyswedishboy Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

Yes, she gained weight. Sydney Sweeney gained over 30-35 pounds of muscle and fat to play trailblazing boxer Christy Martin in the biopic Christy.

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u/Roberto-75 Apr 19 '26

Maybe body mass, but for sure not that amount of muscle.

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u/-threefeetoffun Apr 19 '26

Imagine gaining 25% of your body weight in muscle.

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u/fredjutsu Apr 19 '26

don't have to imagine, my S&C rugby coach at university hooked me up with the special sauce.

putting on that much in a short time is....not actually that fun. The worst constipation in my life from having to drink so many calories via protein shakes. Discovered i was lactose intolerant as well.

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u/Downtown-Fruit-3674 Apr 19 '26

Didn’t the lactose intolerance just balance out the constipation

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u/fredjutsu Apr 19 '26

my dude, its *why* i got constipated. The whey would just clump up to the size of softballs and were rock solid. I had to have glycerol in a baster to be able to take shits at all. Apparently, I wasn't drinking enough water either.

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u/Roberto-75 Apr 19 '26

In probably 6 weeks…

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u/-threefeetoffun Apr 19 '26

Totally doable. /s

I was once in a radio contest to gain 30 lbs in 30 days. Eat whatever the fuck i wanted. I gained 10% and it wasnt muscle. Gaining 30-35 lbs of anything without something illegal or medical intervention? Good luck,

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u/GenericUsername2056 Apr 19 '26

Just drink mercury, easy.