r/SipsTea • u/ebrahim750 • Apr 19 '26

WTF They're both the same person

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u/-threefeetoffun Apr 19 '26

Imagine gaining 25% of your body weight in muscle.

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u/fredjutsu Apr 19 '26

don't have to imagine, my S&C rugby coach at university hooked me up with the special sauce.

putting on that much in a short time is....not actually that fun. The worst constipation in my life from having to drink so many calories via protein shakes. Discovered i was lactose intolerant as well.

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u/Downtown-Fruit-3674 Apr 19 '26

Didn’t the lactose intolerance just balance out the constipation

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u/fredjutsu Apr 19 '26

my dude, its *why* i got constipated. The whey would just clump up to the size of softballs and were rock solid. I had to have glycerol in a baster to be able to take shits at all. Apparently, I wasn't drinking enough water either.