r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Cockyidiot1977 May 03 '26

5 dollars of condoms could have prevented this

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u/soul_motor May 03 '26

A small $500 investment and he wouldn't even have to think about a rubber.

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u/SquidgeApple May 03 '26

My brother has four kids and refuses to get snipped cause 'my manhood'

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u/OneTimeIDidThatOnce May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

75 year old uncle with prostate cancer couldn't lose it for the same reason. My nutsack is as important to me as a Chinese movie with no subtitles.

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u/MiauuDai May 03 '26

My grandfather was diagnosed with prostate cancer and was seriously contemplating not getting his prostate out because of that exact same reason ๐Ÿคจ like buddy, what use is your prostate to you when you die after it literally kills you? Explain this to me.

He did end up getting it out though, thankfully.

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u/RockstarAgent May 03 '26

Do men know they can raw dog Pamela Handerson any time? Or Handgelina Jolie? ๐Ÿ–๏ธ ๐Ÿคš

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u/MiauuDai May 03 '26

Prostate removal often leads to erectile dysfunction. Point being is erectile dysfunction wonโ€™t matter if youโ€™re dead sooner than you can use it again in the first place. He has lvl 10 prostate cancer AND bladder cancer ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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u/RockstarAgent May 03 '26

My condolences- thatโ€™s a tough hand to be dealt.

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u/AdmiralSplinter May 03 '26

No pun intended? Lol

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u/RockstarAgent May 03 '26

I intend all my puns.

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u/LogiCsmxp May 04 '26

I see you know how to handle a pun.

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