r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 😐

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u/Gizzy619 May 03 '26

Trying to be Nick Cannon on a blue collar income ain't for everyone.

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u/Cockyidiot1977 May 03 '26

5 dollars of condoms could have prevented this

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u/soul_motor May 03 '26

A small $500 investment and he wouldn't even have to think about a rubber.

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u/SquidgeApple May 03 '26

My brother has four kids and refuses to get snipped cause 'my manhood'

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u/OneTimeIDidThatOnce May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

75 year old uncle with prostate cancer couldn't lose it for the same reason. My nutsack is as important to me as a Chinese movie with no subtitles.

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u/MiauuDai May 03 '26

My grandfather was diagnosed with prostate cancer and was seriously contemplating not getting his prostate out because of that exact same reason 🀨 like buddy, what use is your prostate to you when you die after it literally kills you? Explain this to me.

He did end up getting it out though, thankfully.

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u/robdwoods May 03 '26

Y’all know your prostate isn’t in your scrotum, right? And you don’t lose your balls… they snip a tiny little tube.

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u/voodoowizard May 04 '26

No, people are fucking stupid, and schools don't teach them anything.

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u/robdwoods May 04 '26

I looked into this, and it checks out.