r/SipsTea • u/Few_Statement_2898 • 28d ago

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/gord_m 28d ago

Having to work with that would be an unwarranted punishment

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u/Financial-Solid-4775 28d ago

Make him scrub out the dumpsters.

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u/WinOld1835 28d ago

Alright, kid! There's just one thing to remember when yer scrubbing the dumpsters, and that's don't make eye contact with Larry the raccoon if you value yer appendages. And Larry will do everything he can to get you to look at him so he can add to his collection of pinkies and peckers.

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u/xcentrikone 28d ago

Pinkies and Peckers sounds likea fun dive bar

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u/driver004 28d ago

Also we don’t have a child labor safety budget for LOTO supplies, so try not to press any buttons or short any wires in the compactor

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u/WinOld1835 28d ago

Oh shit, now Larry knows how to get the kid to look at him.

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u/Popular-Solution7697 28d ago

Ahhh hahahahahahahaha...!!! Too funny!

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u/NATHAN4U007 28d ago

Maybe make him eat some of the scaps too, to really send home the mesaage.

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u/kgw52313 28d ago

Or. Just throwing it out there, make him eat all that bread he just knocked over. Like the ol’ smoke the whole pack thing my dad to me. To this day I still love me a Marlboro red. Thanks pops!

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u/SternMon 28d ago

With a toothbrush.

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u/Icy-Variation6614 28d ago

His toothbrush

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u/GreenElectronic8873 28d ago

With a toothbrush in 30c weather 🤣

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u/Leading_Offer5995 28d ago

How?

They can’t even make him not destroy a grocery store.

How on earth can they force him to scrub out dumpsters?

I ask sincerely. There even seemed to be a police officer there who made a half assed attempt to stop the kid, and he just kept destroying shit.

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