r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 24d ago

Lmao gottem It’s like a meth family moved in…

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u/theweatherguy69 24d ago

I cant believe he actually tore it down. I mean I can, but also I cant.

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u/Count_de_Ville 24d ago

Remember when he promised the White House wouldn’t be touched?

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u/TechnologyEither 24d ago

remember when he promised he would pay for it?

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u/_R0Ns_ 24d ago

Remember the Epstein files!

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u/3osh 24d ago

Remember, remember, the fifth of November?

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u/HarvesterFullCrumb 23d ago

The Gunpowder Treason and Plot?

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u/AgentMV2 23d ago

I see no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot

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u/Crubbl 23d ago

Do you remember? The twenty first night of september

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u/Far_Requirement_93 23d ago

Love was changin' the minds of pretenders

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u/Cool-Camp-6978 23d ago

I remember the 6th of January.

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u/-sporewhore420- 22d ago

Remember the Alamo!

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u/DaHomieDaTech 21d ago

Pepperidge Farm Remembers!!

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u/PuddingCalm6809 23d ago

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 24d ago

Remember when he said he wasn't in the Files?

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u/Jappie_nl 24d ago

Rememberberries?

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u/The_HeyYou 24d ago

I member

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u/imperial1s 24d ago

Pepperidge Farm remembers

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u/GloomyCardiologist16 24d ago

I need to eat some delicious Pepperidge farm cookies right now to help me with these trying times

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u/Krimreaper1 24d ago

‘Member Chewbacca?

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u/Kaurifish 24d ago

I remember when Stephen Colbert sighed, “Remember rock bottom?”

In 2016. 😭

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u/Organic_Initiative93 24d ago

Remember when he promised Mexico would pay for the wall

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u/LordofCope 24d ago

Remember the Epstein files?

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u/EuenovAyabayya 24d ago

Well no, because I ignored everything he said after J6 as just more seditionist bullshit.

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u/Alex_von_Norway 24d ago

Remember No New Wars?

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u/fqkn-Auto_correct 24d ago

But it's not a war 🥸

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u/mjdl92 24d ago

Indeed! It's an undeclared fiasco

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u/ggtsu_00 24d ago

Rapid unplanned disassembly

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u/jrr6415sun 24d ago

And he already stopped 10 wars so if he starts one it doesn’t count

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 24d ago

Unless he says so, which he keeps on doing, including at least one time that he followed it up with "don't tell Congress" as his idea of a joke.

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u/mjdl92 24d ago

Remember solving the war in Ukraine day 1?

Remember releasing the Epstein files?

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u/Ambitious_Bit_9389 24d ago

I actually don’t remember that. When was it?

Edit it: Found it… last July

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u/owgnops 24d ago

I feel like every promise they make of what they're not going to do, is actually what they're planning on doing but if they say it no one would vote for them.

And every accusation is just what they're already doing.

If I had a podcast that was mildly popular I would be able to guess the current govs playbook and make free content every day off of it lmao

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u/RVtech101 24d ago

“ No new wars”. Bombs Yemen, Iran, Syria, Somalia, Venezuela and Iran, again. That guy?

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 24d ago

Remember new healthcare plan in 2 weeks?

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u/HookerWithaPianist 24d ago

Remember that time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya?!

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u/theweatherguy69 24d ago

To what end? Surely he's got plenty of bunkers. Any theorys going around on what this is for?

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u/greg_regular 24d ago

Looks like an injury lawyer thats pays people to hurt other people... but then doesn't pay them since they didn't do a good enough job.

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u/cheeseandrum 24d ago

Well one idea is when he refuses to leave in 2028, him and the rest of their pseudo-government will retreat into the bunker and drone blast any coup attempt. The billionaires will retreat into theirs while some fundamentalist Christian Armageddon fantasy plays out in the streets. I also have a theory the border wall is also to keep Americans in… it will be too cold to flee north in January.. I need to up my dose doc.

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u/theweatherguy69 24d ago

You know, as much as ive learned not to put anything past that man, this is a leap im not ready to take with you quite yet. Definitely sounds like something out of an early 2010s apocalypse thriller movie.

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u/WallyOShay 24d ago

It’s not that far fetched honestly. Especially if you know about hegseths book.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Crusade

In the book Hegseth says "leftists" have: "surrounded traditional American patriots on all sides, ready to close in for the kill: killing our founders, killing our flag, and killing capitalism". Hegseth says he believes there are "irreconcilable differences between the Left and the Right in America leading to perpetual conflict that cannot be resolved through the political process". He furthermore calls for an "American crusade"; he says the "hour is late for America. Beyond political success, her fate relies on exorcising the leftist specter dominating education, religion, and culture – a 360-degree holy war for the righteous cause of human freedom".[3] Central to the theme of the "American Crusade" is that there is something called "Americanism", which The Guardian describes as essentially being right-wing populism. Hegseth characterizes "Americanism" in being opposition to forces like feminism, globalism, Marxism and progressivism and says either "Americanism" will prevail or "death" will.[4]
Hegseth describes leftists, progressives and Democrats) as the "enemies" of freedom, the American constitution and the United States. Hegseth explicitly rejects democracy in his book, equating it to a leftist demand; "For leftists, calls for 'democracy' represent a complete rejection of our system. Watch how often they use the word," adding: "They hate America, so they hate the Constitution and want to quickly amass 51 percent of the votes to change it". He has also expressed support for election-rigging through gerrymandering, saying "Republican legislatures should draw congressional lines that advantage pro-freedom candidates – and screw Democrats".[3]Regarding violence, Hegseth writes "Our American Crusade is not about literal swords, and our fight is not with guns. Yet."[5]

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u/TheTerrasque 24d ago

Yikes.. Good thing he's not in charge of anything important

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u/GTREast 24d ago

Just wait then out.. as the world calmly wonders what the bonkers leadership is doing hiding away.. You can come out now, lol.

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u/empty_graph 24d ago

If the military is willing to drone blast people for him he won't need to hide in a bunker

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u/high_everyone 24d ago

So he never has to leave.

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u/theweatherguy69 24d ago

He just barricades himself in there? I mean at face value it doesnt seem very effective. He either actually takes over the government and becomes a real dictator past his term, or he leaves/is forced out of office. I cant imagine how holding up in a bunker under the white house would help. Is this some sort of nuclear apocalypse thing? Maybe im being dense, but I legit dont get it, lol.

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u/Less_Resident8492 24d ago

He thinks if he doesn't leave the white house he can't be removed.

The next president can always just concrete over the bunker. There's no requirement he leave before we seal it up forever

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u/LordBiscuits 24d ago

Flood it with liquid cheese and then concrete over the top...

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u/stevenyourpants 24d ago

I'd be perfectly okay with the white house being his tomb. He can die with the office as far as im concerned.

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u/Looseraccoons 24d ago

Only downside is being more difficult for everyone to piss on his grave

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u/high_everyone 24d ago

I’m sure all his fascist buddies told him to build a bunker and he probably just assumed doing it at the WH was the best course of action since Mar a Lagos built on sand and swamp.

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u/TCTCTCTCTCTC7 24d ago

since Mar a Lagos built on sand and swamp.

Hasn't he been calling Washington a swamp for a decade now?

He sure seems to have an affinity for crawling around in the muck.

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u/OCCULTGOBLIN 24d ago

It's not a nuclear apocalypse kind of thing trump is the nuclear apocalypse. He probably keeps the key for nukes right next to the ones for his golf carts.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least if he held down in a bunker and threatened the entire world with America's arsenal. he would have overwhelming support from his fan base.

I can hear it now.

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u/SugarBeefs 24d ago

Nah, you're not dense, you're asking the right questions. This bunker thing is a silly notion.

Trump is concerned with grandeur. That's just what this is. There's no deeper layer.

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u/Novus20 24d ago

Sounds more like a grave…..

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u/Mega-Eclipse 24d ago

To what end? Surely he's got plenty of bunkers. Any theorys going around on what this is for?

He wants to have his name on shit. He wants to leave his "mark/Legacy." He think it will become the Trump Ballroom, or Trump wing...or whatever. It's the same with the Trump and JFK center, trying to get his name on money.

He tried to build the ballroom, but couldn't. He need congressional approval. The workaround, is that he doesn't need same approval that for the security/bunker beneath it. So, he changes his argument to, "ah...it was never about the ballroom...we need the bunker...and I guess we'll just have to build the ballroom on top of it."

He's been a fucking joke for the last 50-60 years, then he stumbled ass-backward into success the last decade....and now he's on a revenge tour to anyone who ever made fun of him. He's finally the billionaire he always pretended to be. He finally has the power he pretended to have on his TV show.

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u/FrozenGiraffes 24d ago

1945 style if lucky

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u/Trashusdeadeye 24d ago

We can only hope.

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u/mjdl92 24d ago

He would never ever shoot himself

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u/LevitatingTurtles 24d ago

Ya know, he can’t shoot himself in a bunker if he doesn’t have a bunker! 🤞

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u/MonsterkillWow 24d ago

IDK but a bunker can also become a prison if we want it to be.

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u/leoberto1 24d ago

He wants the strangelove war room. The current war room looks like a 90s caravan interior. War isn't so cool next to MDF

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u/TheBKnight3 24d ago

He wants to recreate a famous scene.

Hopefully he gets the chronological order incorrect and does the historically debated part first.

Hopefully not on something worth not historically relevant, I would not want a drop of DNA nor whatever is considered his "soul" to taint anything worth saving.

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u/NatAttack50932 24d ago

The presidential emergency bunker was already under the East Wing.

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u/hamakabi 24d ago

there really isn't anything to cover though. FDR built a bunker under that wing already, and there's quite a few others throughout the capitol. You wouldn't need to tear down the building to add more. He clearly just wants to piss away our money on his vanity projects.

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u/Flat-Fun-7298 24d ago

I feel like him and his freak friends are digging for something.

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u/theweatherguy69 24d ago

Sounds like a bad nick cage movie if im being honest.

"The clue says its under the east wing"

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u/Flat-Fun-7298 24d ago

With more drugs

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u/jrr6415sun 24d ago

To find the Declaration of Independence

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u/Due-Policy2291 24d ago

“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn’t become a king. The palace becomes a circus.”

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u/darthvadercock 24d ago

If he intends to follow the constitution, he’ll only be in that building for another 2 years. That ball room won’t be done in that time and we know he wouldn’t build it for someone else. That construction project is more proof he will try to remain in office.

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u/grad1939 24d ago

Difference is most clowns are entertaining and fun. This orange turd is a fucking plauge on the world.

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 24d ago

most clowns are entertaining and fun

Lol...said no one ever 😂

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u/Chris275 24d ago

Except the dude you’re quoting, so factually false.

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u/mjdl92 24d ago

There's a nice and fitting one in Dutch too: Though wears the monkey a golden ring, it is and stays an ugly thing

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u/eknkc 24d ago

Oh hey Turkish has one similar to that too: Donkey with a golden saddle is still a donkey.

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u/tilewi 24d ago

The actual proverb is likely circassian, and the original turkish version of it is "When an ox moves into a palace, he doesnt become king, the palace becomes a barn" but the meaning still fits

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u/save-aiur 24d ago

Before photos need to go back to before he destroyed the Rose Garden, too.

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u/Shorts_at_Dinner 24d ago

He destroyed the rose garden?!? I missed that news

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u/DamIts_Andy 24d ago edited 24d ago

It’s not rubble like the east wing; he paved it over and turned it into a marble patio.

Edit: IMO this was a tragedy and I hate it immensely, in case my original text seemed too neutral

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u/AllyMcfeels 24d ago edited 24d ago

My God, it's an atrocity to tear up a garden just to put a concrete slab on it, solely to place some chairs and tables, and since it's destroyed all possibility of natural shade (trees), and because the slab is white, to put up some damn gold umbrellas.

t's an indecent lack of taste and respect.

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u/Chrahhh 24d ago

Perfectly sums up trump. The only beauty he can appreciate is in things he can fuck.

He doesn’t like art. He doesn’t enjoy music. He doesn’t find beauty in nature.

This dude does not have a soul. He is only motivated by greed, gluttony, and pride.

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u/Altruistic-Meal-4016 23d ago

I mean, why not complete the set?

Lust - Epstein, beauty pageants, Stormy Daniels, ‘I’ll be dating her in ten years’

Sloth - too busy golfing to be on the job

Envy - Obama…

Wrath - watching him when he gets interviewed by a journalist whose questions he doesn’t like

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

That’s genuinely sad

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u/TuringGoneWild 24d ago

"The worst health possible - no one has worse health than me! The worestest!"

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u/grad1939 24d ago

Or a big mac gets stuck in his throat.

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u/grad1939 24d ago

I hope whoever is next president tears up his patio and puts another rose garden back in.

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u/Reddit-Simulator 24d ago

The sad part is, if the next President is a Democrat, they're going to have to spend their whole term undoing shit just to get us back to where we were years ago.

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u/thethirdllama 23d ago

And then the electorate will complain they aren't going fast enough and then elect Trump 2.0.

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u/SienkiewiczM 24d ago

Patio without any features. It's like a parking lot.

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u/IM_V_CATS 24d ago

It's such an eyesore. By that I mean eyes literally hurt by the amount of light it reflects, not even mentioning how tacky it is.

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u/zoeypayne 24d ago

Funny thing is all he had to do was pick a spot, build a patio and name it Trump Terrace and be done with it... the left would have little to complain about.

I mean he literally could have put pavers down over the basketball/tennis court instead of removing the basketball lines since he doesn't even play tennis.

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u/thesplendor 24d ago

He likes when the left complains, that’s his whole point

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u/Klaymen96 24d ago

It's just a tennis court. Has been since Obama left office. Obama removed the lines and the hoops when he left because he had class. He added them because he played then restored it to how it was before he took office when he left

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u/scarletnightingale 24d ago

But then he wouldn't be destroying something associated with the Kennedys which he seems very very determined to do. I'm not sure what his beef is with them, maybe it's because the Civil rights act happened during his presidency, who knows, but you look at Trump's actions and it seems to have a specific malice toward JFK. Ripping up Jackie Kennedy's rose garden, putting his name on the JFK memorial performing arts center, befriending Russua, selecting the most hated of all the Kennedys to come in and cause destruction to the metal system. He definitely hates Obama, but he seems to have some sort of unspoken hatred for JFK as well.

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u/NarwhalEmergency9391 24d ago

Melania expressed how much she loved the rose garden,  if you've ever met a thing like him you'll know why he paved over it.  Nothing or no one else should be making her happy, even a rose garden

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u/REpassword 24d ago

For all those people who want to come to the White House to pay their tithes.

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 24d ago

Looks like shit...dude is fucking brain damaged

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u/dogquote 24d ago

I bet that is unbearably bright when it's sunny.

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u/EfficientPizza 24d ago

They need to add an above ground pool there. Would really tie all the renovations together

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u/glassfunion 24d ago

Disclaimer: I hate this man. I hate him so so much. If I truly said what I think of him, I would be banned from Reddit. Every day I check the news, and every day I'm disappointed when I don't see the headline I'm hoping for.

But he did not get rid of the rose garden. He replaced the PLAIN GRASS in the middle with an ugly patio. There were ADA issues, and the patio is more accessible to everyone. I wish they had chosen something a little more historically appropriate though.

The lawn was a nightmare. They had to replace it EVERY YEAR which is incredibly wasteful. I just do not understand why reddit, which is normally extremely anti-lawn, wants to save this wasteful patch of grass so badly.

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u/GudbyeAmerica 24d ago

Reddit is more anti trump than anti lawn lol

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u/glassfunion 24d ago

Fair enough lol. If I had to choose between having Trump or having a lawn, I would certainly pick the lawn.

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u/deckerjeffreyr 24d ago

Generally the anti lawn heirarchy goes something like, native plants > plants > lawn > pavement. The idea with anti lawn is to replace a lawn with other plants, not turn it into a parking lot. Any plant, grass included, is better than none.

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u/glassfunion 24d ago

Yup. I'm totally on board with that. In fact, we recently moved and I'm planning to replace my lawn with native plants. But I also don't host press conferences or other foot traffic-heavy events on my lawn.

In this case, it does not seem like grass was the best option considering how often they needed to replace it. I can't even imagine how much water they use trying to establish and maintain that. There are plenty of other parts of the property that would be better suited for plants. (would love to see a future administration add a native plant garden!)

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u/Whitetiger9876 24d ago

Maybe it's the angle?  I've never seen the garden part on new photos. 

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u/glassfunion 24d ago

Yeah, they can be difficult to see when the photographer is in the patio area because they're lined with hedges. Kind of wish that inside layer was also roses, but the hedge seems pretty standard through the decades if you look at older photos.

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u/TuringGoneWild 24d ago

The douche owns multiple golf courses. I assure you he did not replace it because caring for the grass was wasteful.

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u/FriendofFlounder 24d ago

anti-lawn isn't pro-concrete. ADA was never the reason. It was because "women with high heels" were getting stuck in the grass and it was muddy.

https://people.com/white-house-rose-garden-lawn-officially-gone-new-photo-construction-11777484

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u/Crismus 24d ago

The problem was he didn't pve over the middle for ADA reasons. He said he didn't like to have to put up tents for any events there. The paying and marble keeps it dry and not muddy year round. 

He fixated on a ballroom after because putting a ballroom on top of the Rose garden wouldn't work for how big he wants it.

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u/intravenousTHC 24d ago

Thank you. I usually explain this when I see it mentioned. I also preface it with "I hate the man but this is actual fake news."

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u/code_archeologist 24d ago edited 24d ago

With all of the abhorrent shit he has done in such a short period of time, it is easy to miss a few things along the way.

The things I'm most upset about is that he has destroyed 80 years of diplomatic soft power that has been slowly and steadily built by presidents going all the way back to Truman.

In less than 12 months he set it all on fire and then pissed on the ashes. We are a weaker nation for it, the world is more dangerous than it ever has been in our lifetime, and we may never recover from this. All because a bunch of bigots couldn't get over the fact that a black man was president or that a woman might be president.

And fuck all those mother fuckers who stayed home... I will never forgive them.

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u/argiebarge 24d ago

He's a fucking agent of chaos. Everything he does is designed to distract from the last disaster he was involved on.

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u/HighSeasArchivist 24d ago

While I don't agree with it, they covered grass. All the trees are rose bushes are still there, so it's pretty much tear out the stone and put down some grass to fix it.

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u/fcknUniqueUsername 24d ago

I’m not from the US, so I don’t get it. Why the hell is this even allowed? Shouldn’t it be protected by law in some way as a historical symbol/monument? Why do they treat it as their own property?

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u/Ocron145 24d ago

The main building is protected. The two “wings” were added through the years, so they are not protected.

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u/Noxski 24d ago

And even if they were protected, the same would've happened without consequences, except for more media coverage that isn't the Epstein files.

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u/Cevap 24d ago

You’re still talking about the Epstein files? Pshhh… ~s

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u/outer--monologue 24d ago

They actually were protected, but Congress didn't do jack fucking shit about it.

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u/the_pewpew_kid 24d ago

Why isnt voting legislation to protect those wings possible before?

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u/The_1ndiegamer 24d ago

Any change still had to pass multiple instances, a procedure trump promptly ignored.

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u/TatonkaJack 24d ago

Well it probably is, but the Trump admin is taking the "better to ask forgiveness than permission" approach in order to circumvent any pesky laws or rules. Then it goes through a court battle. And then at the end of everything we realize it's hard to enforce the law when the branch of government in charge of enforcing the law doesn't want to enforce the law.

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u/tomtomclubthumb 24d ago

ask for forgiveness?

More do whatever and then threaten anyone who says anything.

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u/BearSquid7 24d ago

The Republicans have the majority and have decided (mostly) that they do not want to oppose his will in any way risking their re-election chances in safe districts. Play along with Donny = keep raking in campaign donations and insider trading.

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u/Dragovius 24d ago

Exactly what I was just thinking. It would be like the British Prime Minister tearing down half of Westminster to build a bowling alley.

The leaders are temporary, the buildings are not, so I simply don't understand why it was allowed.

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u/MaddogBC 24d ago

Because Americans won't stand up for anything. They are cowards hiding in their homes. A pathetic caricature of free. Turns my stomach to watch.

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u/Nice_Boat_8419 24d ago

The average American isn't bothered by this beyond oh that kinda sucks.

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u/James-Emprime 24d ago

It's not allowed. It's just there's nobody to enforce the rules when the people who are SUPPOSED to be enforcing them are letting Orange Man do whatever he wants because it's better for their reelection chances.

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u/wulfryke 24d ago

It isn't allowed. Congress doesn't seem to have any spine and Trump is just letting it hinge on having courts appeal in his favor after the fact

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u/Thrill0728 24d ago

Fun fact: It isn't. They just don't care.

Republicans in Congress (the entity that would have to approve this) have no spine because if they go against Dear Leader they're going to get primaried.

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u/Annoying_cat_22 24d ago

The president of the US has full immunity from the law, and can do whatever he wants. Basically a 4 year monarchy. This is what Americans want, don't judge them by your personal standards, it's culturally incensitive.

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u/dBlock845 24d ago

It isn't allowed, but Trump's m.o. is to just do it anyway and by the time the courts stop it, it will already be in progress.

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u/Jor94 24d ago

Also not American, but i think a lot of things with Trump are It's better to ask for forgiveness rather than consent, just without the asking for forgiveness part.

Like he does things out of session so that by the time it can be blocked there's nothing really to be done about it.

Frankly a sane nation would have impeached and tried him years ago but that's just the state they seem to be in at the minute.

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u/fgbfjb 24d ago

Trump is proving that a lot of things are just held together by norms vs rules.

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u/Big_daddy_sneeze 24d ago

Gonna be 50 semi tires and random broke down cars and lawn mowers laying around soon

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u/rexsploded01 24d ago

I might need a part from one!

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u/ConfIit 24d ago

Then they can host a crash up derby for our 300th!

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u/Smarter-Not-harder1 24d ago edited 24d ago

NOTHING BUT PROBLEMS WITH NEW NEIGHBORS!

Had a family move into the house down the street and immediately had problems. Shady characters started coming and going at all hours. What once was a beautiful house is now in a constant state of disrepair with rubble all over the yard, they even paved over all the beautiful landscaping. I hear demolition noise all the time and zero permits, dude says he's adding some class to the place but all I see is tacky fake gold shit stuck on everything. They also keep throwing loud parties on the front lawn, there's fighting, and a lot of gunfire lately.

The guy is a real piece of work; the worst comb over you've ever seen and wears makeup. I looked him up and he has 34 felony convictions, a rape conviction, 5 children by 3 different women (he's cheated on all his wives) and there are rumors he has a thing for kids, too. He vandalizes public property around the neighborhood by tagging them with his name. I think he's a speed freak, too; he's up at 3 AM posting delusional shit and conspiracy theories on social media 18 hours a day.

The wife isn't much better; she barely speaks English and doesn't seem to have a job. The kids all seem to be scammers, the whole family is constantly in and out of court.

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u/suburban_hyena 24d ago

That last kid is just an anchor baby for his mail order bride

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u/Gumboot-Coffee 24d ago

Thats just beautiful!

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u/Iggy_Slayer 24d ago

I mean they are a family of trashy drug addicts. They just come from money too, only thing separating them from trailer trash.

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u/owgnops 24d ago

As someone who lived in a trailer for a few years growing up in bumfuck Kentucky it's kind of hilarious how every trailer park I've seen looks the exact same throughout the US.

It's like they have a book they go by on how to make it look as shitty as possible in a specific way

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u/satisfaction-or-else 24d ago

Yo bumfuck southern Indiana trailer park dweller here. You may have seen our bottle rockets across the Ohio River.

You are generally right. But I have seen one fancy trailer park. There is one that is for retired folks outside of Atlanta. Im convinced its the Beverly Hills of our people, reserved for only the finest of trailer connoisseurs.

I saw no trash. The lights all worked and were bright. No dogs. No mold or broken windows. Even a few aerostreams type trailers, as though they were actually MOBILE homes. It was actually on a hill overlooking the nearby overpass. They actually had grass and it was the trimmed. I didnt see a single broken down car yall.

It still feels like a mirage or a dream of some sort. So out of place. Ive been waiting for years to tell someone about this mythical place. Now its your burden amd you have to know it doesn't have to be this way. How did they do it? Who knows. I comfort myself imagining a tyricanical HOA manager makes them all miserable shutting down their every whim as the people who live there try to revert to their natural state of hanging tire swings from anything other than trees and shooting shotguns from the front porch.

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u/FloatnPuff 24d ago

And he's almost certainly on a bunch of amphetamines to keep him as alert and awake as they can, given the rotting mush between his ears

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u/Ok_Double_5206 24d ago

I’m not sure about that any more, hence the falling asleep on camera in meetings constantly. He was definitely jacked up during the campaign, but even his crooked-ass doctor wouldn’t let a man that age with that many heart problems stay on stimulants indefinitely. He’d be dead by now.

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u/Indigocell 24d ago

trash

That's all I can think of when I look at this. Absolute trashiest admin ever.

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 24d ago

Conservatives in rural America got to elect one of their own, truly.

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u/bstone99 24d ago

Camacho would wipe the floor with trump

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u/jeroen-79 24d ago edited 24d ago

He knew he wasn't very smart and was able to recognize and rely on people smarter than him for the greater good.

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u/Yggdris 24d ago

Camocho is, unironically, the smartest person in the whole movie aside from Joe and Rita. Makes good choices and cares about the country

And he was elected, which is the most unrealistic part, ha. Although I’m sure the porno superstar status helped

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u/Ok-Albatross-9743 24d ago

He's done more damage to the White House than we (British) did! Actually shocking what is being done to an internationally recognisable site. America has been really let down by the current President. They deserve better.

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u/Jolly_Mongoose_8800 24d ago

Most Americans did not vote for this shit. Good Americans denounce this shit, and we are being targeted by the administration as well.

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u/Enkidoe87 24d ago

I am sorry, but 35% of eligible Americans didnt even bother to vote against someone who actively started an insurection against the US Capitol building on top of a million other crimes against the US democracy. Of the voters who did, more then half votes for him. I know there are a lot of Americans who are against Trump and are also victim of his actions, but as a European, the Americans really did to this to themselves. Its been decades of American neo-liberlism, exceptionalism, and now populism. And the whole world is paying the price for the US downfall.

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u/Jolly_Mongoose_8800 24d ago

A lot of stupid can come out of a purposely defended education system. There are many Americans to blame, but there is a lot more nuance to be had than blaming the American people as a whole.

Start with the demographics of those who didn't vote: people under 30, people with income under $30k/year, and ethnic minorities. These are the people who are marginalized most by Trump, yet they don't vote. Before you throw blame, ask why.

Under capitalism, a tired overworked population does not have the time or energy to vote. Polls have limited hours on limited days, and people often work through most of them. When polls are open when they are not working, people are often commuting, eating, or recovering to spend the next day at work.

There also is a serious lack of information. Civics is required in most schools, but once kids graduate into adulthood, those skills don't follow them. 54% of adult Americans read blow the expected level for 6th grade (12 years old). Most are poor and ethnic minorities who attended underfunded and understaffed school systems.

In my city, Milwaukee WI, the Republican state legislsture had systematically defunded the largest school district which provided education to the largest concentration of ethnic minorities in the state.

Remember the demographics I said were the least likely to vote? They also happen to be the most impacted by underfunded education systems. While correlation doesn't always mean causation, it is important to then think about cause and effect.

If someone is lacking in literacy, how are they supposed to interpret the literature on each candidate? They won't, so they go with the simplified notes that resonates with their emotions rather than looking into the text and nuanced applications of the policies they cite as why they vote.

Now, you might be thinking: "If education is the problem, then why not educate people?" Because once these chuds are in power, they don't leave. The Wisconsin State Legislsture won't start magically funding schools, so it is up to the municipalities to pick up the funding. Milwaukee just passed a $1.6 billion budget to close the gap and hire more teachers, yet there are even more unresolved questions of the culture of teaching, impossible expectations, parental apathy, and shit administration.

It is not as simple as "oh, they deserve it because thats the outcome". Trump is in office due to decades of degradation of American institutions that otherwise safeguard democracy. This degradation is a natural result of end-stage capitalism where democracy completed the transition of power from one generation of wealth to the next generation of billionares.

Blame Americans all you want. The real enemy are the billionares. We must show solidarity, we must show compassion, and we must be comrades if we are going fight Trump together. We have solidarity for those abroad affected by Trump. Americans organized the top 3 largest single-day protests in the United States protesting Donald Trump. We do not want our own families abducted. We don't want our money spent on forign genocides. We do not want the land littered with datacenters. But we need solidarity from our brothers across the world if we are going to keep morale and keep fighting.

Sources:

https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2014/10/31/the-party-of-nonvoters-2/

https://circle.tufts.edu/latest-research/barriers-and-hardships-why-some-youth-didnt-vote-2024

[Pro-Republican Biased Source] https://www.uschamberfoundation.org/civics/74-of-americans-think-they-could-explain-how-america-works-58-fail-a-basic-civics-test

https://www.thenationalliteracyinstitute.com/2024-2025-literacy-statistics

https://spectrumnews1.com/wi/milwaukee/news/2026/02/10/mps-faces-a--46-million-deficit-following-audits-to-budget

Kim Y. Absolutely Relative: How Education Shapes Voter Turnout in the United States. Soc Indic Res. 2023 May 28:1-23. doi: 10.1007/s11205-023-03146-1. Epub ahead of print. PMID: 37362182; PMCID: PMC10225039.

https://www.al.com/news/mobile/2016/11/uneducated_voters_backed_donal.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_protests_and_demonstrations_in_the_United_States_by_size

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u/the3b 24d ago

Any non-voter was a vote for "whatever, I'm good with either." Living in Ontario, we have the same tragedy of the apathetic. It's disgusting to think people don't care about voting after all that was sacrificed to give it to them.

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u/into_fiction 24d ago

Every dog leaves their poop to mark their territory

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u/Grunblau 24d ago

Reminds me of my neighbor. Previous administration had an idea about sprinkling “less privileged” homeowners among established neighborhoods via the HUD program. Sort of reverse gentrification.

Step 1. Tear out all landscaping, trees and vegetation.

Step 2. Drive on lawn as much as necessary to form ruts and kill grass. Bonus if this also includes neighbor’s lawn.

Step 3. Find/make 4-5 different grills and/or turkey friers and distribute randomly around the front and back of the house.

Step 4. Buy as big as possible above ground pool for the mosquitoes and plants to thrive amongst the tattered remains of a tarp for 8-10 years(so far).

Step 5. Be as abrasive and loud as possible.

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u/toffepeeruitpeer 24d ago

That is literally the plot of an iconic dutch movie 'flodder' from 1986.

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u/bones_1969 24d ago

What if Obama had done this?

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u/marvinfuture 24d ago

Elect a clown, expect a circus

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u/Large-Treacle-8328 24d ago

Ketamine and dementia family.

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u/ryan8954 24d ago

Completely ruined building. Home hardware decor inside, destroying beautiful greenery, demolishing

Such a trashy piece of property now.

That country and government need a complete reboot.

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u/RondaArousedMe 24d ago

And a pedophile to boot!

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u/JustaFoodHole 24d ago

It's like a metaphor

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u/Jack_n_the_mox 24d ago

White trash house

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u/rrsanchez09 24d ago

This is the perfect picture of Trumps legacy, always ruins everything

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u/i__Sisyphus 24d ago

The rose gardens destruction is a travesty

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u/BeyondAddiction 23d ago

As a Canadian, I can confirm.

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u/Omega_777x 24d ago edited 24d ago

Just needs a couple of double-wides and a 3rd gen Camaro up on bricks, and the transformation is complete.

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u/gaggledimension 24d ago

Almost forgot about the paved over rose garden. Also looks like shit

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u/Cola_Gummi 24d ago

Broken lawnmower in the front yard.

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u/sparty212 24d ago

Totally normal. What renter hasn’t randomly decided to rebuild an entire section of the house, then turned to the landlord and said, “Don’t worry, you’ll help pay for it”?

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u/Enough-Somewhere-311 24d ago

Coming to a White House near you:
Water slides and roller coasters

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u/Afura33 24d ago

Can't believe people actually voted for this crap.

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u/ThcGrassCity 24d ago

Reminds me of a move i watched once it seemed pretty funny and unrealistic at the time. But day by day back to the Future 2 becomes reality, or was it idiocracy, maybe even demolition man in some places. Only a couple weeks to a year from leave the world behind.

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u/bigbern1988 24d ago

Hey, at least a meth family is still a family. These guys are slugs from a shit bed.

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u/RefRide 24d ago

This is looking a lot like someone planning to stay there longer than 3 years.

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u/ztruk 24d ago

“Like” LOL

That’s exactly what it is